All right, so I'm gonna ride my street across the Brooklyn Bridge. You're not supposed to be there. Bike lane, excuse me, here's me. Oh, look at this move. Bike lane is, oh, to the right. Bike lane, people stay to the right. Watch out, cyclist must dismount, but I'm just gonna go real slow. Now we can get back on again. Excuse me, stay to the left, stay to the left. Bike lane, ah, what's so hard on the stand? Why can't people stay on their own freaking side? Oh, excuse me, excuse me, yeah, that's right, the S word, because you're not paying attention. Stay to the left, excuse me, watch out, watch out, bicycle lane. I've had enough of these people. You're on the wrong side, and that guy almost caused me to run away this side, this size for walking. Excuse me, so hey, actually, that's not a bike man, that's the quickest yield to pedestrians, so you're wrong, cyclists.

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