well, Evan is not going to school today. His fat friend JJ gave him string cheese, and apparently, he is lactose intolerant. His body is rejecting white culture, which makes me kind of proud. Good job, Evan. Mom, no, I don't want Chinese lunch. I want white people food. The kids at school will get used to it. Oh, you're never on my side. You're not gonna have any lunch to eat. I'll be fine. Kids aren't teasing you about your lunch? No, not yet. They will. People here suck. Totally. Hey, Emery. Hey, what's up? Oh, hey, Emery. You coming to my birthday party next weekend? Hey, George. I'll be there. Hey, boo. Got you soda. Why aren't chicks bringing me soda? You want it too much. [Music] Hey, Mitch. How's the lunch crowd? Is still the same? I just think we have to give it time, you know, get the word out there. No, I move my whole family here for this. I need your Caucasian features to work now. My wife

is not a patient woman. Do you know how many times she tried to start a garden? Have you ever seen a woman yelling at seeds, Grow, grow, I hear you? You know my mom is the worst roommate. It's like, if you're making toast, make us both toast. Uh, that's why there's two slots. You know, I talked to my sister today. My brother bought a brand new Miata. That's not new. There's no way that car is new. I think it's new. Nope, new. Nope, it's not new. Eddie, why are you eating so much? I'm hungry. Didn't you eat your lunch today? Yeah, but I'm still hungry. Okay, oh, how you like the xiaolongbao I packed you? It was really good. Liar, I did not. Okay, fine, I threw my lunch away. Come on, this is good food. I make you love my food. I need white people lunch that gets me see at the table, and then you get to change the rules, represent like Nazis. I'm not trying to

eat with a janitor for the rest of my life. I got big plans. First, let's see the table. Second, meet Jack. Third, change the game, possibly with the help of Shaq. Damn it, that was beautiful. That filthy music you listened to turned you into a poet, boy. Okay, what is this white people lunch? [Music] What is the store so excited about? This is where Lunchables live, Mom. If we get separated, try and join a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you.

Finally Getting "White People Lunch" | Fresh Off The Boat

Finally Getting "White People Lunch" | Fresh Off The Boat

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