Looks like it's going to be a slow night. Wanna hear a joke? One night, Superman is flying over the city

and he spots Wonder Woman lying naked on a rooftop. She looks like she's enjoying herself. Then Superman thinks to himself,

"If I use my super speed, I can get a quickie in and no one will know."

So he uses his super speed, gets it done, and flies away. Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"

An invisible man replies, "I don't know, but my ass really hurts!" [laughter]

Classic. I'm standing right here, you know. Yeah, I know. What I don't know is how your ass feels.

It's not a true story. The Flash made it up. Yeah, I suppose. There's no way someone like you

would be able to score with Wonder Woman. Power Girl? What the hell was that? Ow!

Superman Joke [Re-upload]