Oh my God. Holy shit! (Laughing with joy) What is this? Oh shit!! We got the new rigid shirts in. Thanks mom. Well, put this down. I owe you guys a huge. Huge thank you for this. I didn't think that video would actually work. I think it actually, I think it struck a chord with him. I have never been so happy before to be back here. Thanks juggies. Keep it rigid.

He feels horrible about everything that has happened. He has truly learned his lesson. I pray that you open your heart and mind and let Jesse back in. He just needs another chance. YouTube is a job. Video games have also had huge impacts on all of our lives. Jesse puts countless hours into making our days brighter, even when his might not be. It might not make sense, but Jesse can make money from this. It may not be a lot, and it might not come fast, but if you believe in your son like we do, then things might just work out. All that matters is that we tried, and that all comes down to you. We cannot force someone to live a life that is not theirs. Every person deserves a chance to become who they were meant to be, even you, mister Ridgeway. We love you, Jesse. Juggies for life. Have a good day, sir. Well, what do you think? You think it was good?

We are subscribers to your son Jesse's YouTube channel. We are one million strong and counting. And we are just trying to help. I had been watching Jesse for quite some time now, and what he has been going through breaks my heart. Time and time again, you have broken his things and have not treated him with the love and respect he deserves. He needs you just as much as we need him. Please try and understand. Jesse has been working hard and trying to become a better person. He has inspired thousands of us and continues to motivate us every single day, despite all the problems he is facing day in and day out. He never once stopped smiling. He is really trying to make a living doing what he loves, and all he needs is support. We have been that for him and continue to do so because he is not getting it from the one who matters most: his father. We have seen Jesse change drastically over the last month, and we think it is time he is allowed back in the house.

Please sit down, just please sit down. Do not do it! Get the fuck out of here! Get out of here! Back up! Or I am going to fucking shut it on your camera. Oh come on! You made me break the- (Frustration). Thank you. Shut up! What am I looking at? You are locked out. Seriously what am I looking at? Alright. Alright, I only have one shot at this so please keep an open mind. Alright, let me put in Uncle Larry's password. I made this. What is he doing out there now? I do not, I do not know. I made this video to show you how much YouTube matters and what I am doing. Here, put those headphones on. Alright, I think the audio is good. I do not know what this is. Alright, alright watch this. What are you doing in here? Shut up! Dear Mr. Ridgeway, We are juggies.

I brought the truck. It is parked around the other street. You brought Dad's truck here?! Yeah. Fuck! Jeffrey please. Hey! Hey! I did not hack your account dude! I did not do it! Jeffrey! Oh shit. I know what he is going to do. He is going to take me back home. He is going to take me to my dad. Uncle Larry, hey, Jeffrey is stealing your RV right now. He is literally, he came in my dad's truck, and he is stealing it. He is driving it somewhere and I think he is taking me back to my dad's house. I need... you need to get back here like now! I just called Uncle Larry. He has been in Atlantic City for the past few hours now he will not be back tomorrow. I called him and hopefully. hopefully something happens. Hey! Hey!!! Hey! Hey! Hey you Jefferey I feel shake- Holy shit! Oh God, fuck!

It will be a lot less than an apartment. All I know is you will be making money here, and you will be working for me for free. Alright, is that a deal? Yeah, yeah. Alright? Yeah. Alright. Get this shit out of my yard. Seriously. Okay. (Breaths of relief) You know I had to do it. I... I had to tell him, dude. You brought this upon yourself. So you can sulk all you want. Holy shit. Look, I am going to be living in the house again. So I just want to be cool. Alright? Alright. God, Uncle Larry is going to be so pissed. It worked. It fucking worked, guys. I think I have been out of here for a month. I think it has almost been a month already. Things are still weird, but... Boobs! Hey Boobs, how you doing? Good girl, yes, good girl. Yes! Okay, yeah. It is good to see you too. Yeah.

Shit. Shit. I know what you are doing. Jeffrey! Hey! Get me the fuck out of here! You think this is funny?! Oh, you got your- (Frustration) (More Frustration) Fuck. Hey. Hey, meet me at this window! Asshole, hey! Hey, come to this window! I knew you getting a YouTube channel was a bad idea! I am in the bottom bunk, you fuck! This is real funny. I know Uncle Larry is not here. So you think you are being real sneaky, but could you let me out?! No, I am going to take you home. okay It is all going to be okay. Alright. Thank you brother. Fucking asshole! Shit! (Frustration) Literally. I was playing video games inside with Tom. I come out, the stairs are already up. The stairs are up. I come in here and everything is fucking squished together.

Holy shit! Fuck! Oh shit. shi-(Heavy breathing) Okay. Okay. I need to sit down. I need to sit down. Shit. (Heavy breathing) Oh God. What the hell is that sound? Something is beeping. Something is beeping. Why, why are the lights turning on? Holy shit! No, turn off. Turn off. Okay. Okay, oh the laptop is about to fall. God Uncle Larry would be so pissed off! Oh shit. I mean this is his fucking computer too! Oh Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. this This will work out. I finished- Shit we are coming up on my drive way. I finished the video Juggies. Holy shit. Oh we are turning again. We are turning again. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I got to hold on tight. (Heavy breathing) Oh shit. Shit! We are pulling in my driveway. I got the video ready.

Yeah, well, there is no reason to get even with him. Dad. Dad. What? What did you think of the video? It was good. It was good. I did not know. I did not know anything about this million million sups whatever subscribers. So, you are making money? So, you are making money? Tell me you are making money. Yeah, I mean, like the kid said, I am making money, but it is not a lot, and it is not fast, but it will grow that big. All I know is you are making money. Yeah. You are going to be working with me from now on for free. Correct? Okay. Okay. Okay, does that mean I am back in? You are back in. You are back in. I gotta deal though. You are going to be paying rent. If you are making money, you are going to be paying rent 22. If I could, if I could afford rent, I would be living in an apartment.

I hate your fa-. I literally hate your face right now. Your fucking cockeyed smirk. Shit! Wait, where is that window? I want to just get out and run away. Fuck! No, where is the emergency exit on this bitch? Fuckin... Yes, yes! Okay, ummm, I do not know how the fuck. I do not know how the... Hey. Hey, let me out of here! Fuckin, this is an emergency, yeah! Open the fuck up! Hey! Jeffrey! I don't know how, hey, how does this emergency exit work? What are you doing? Are you untying it? Hey! Jeffrey! Yes! Fuck, fucking thank you! For the... Fucking for the laughs! Oh yeah you think you are real cool because you have a camera too now? Yes I do. Yeah you are going to put this on your stupid fucking shitty YouTube channel. Well it would not be so shitty, if maybe somebody did not fucking hack into my channel.

You cannot be in here! Shut up!!! I mean, look at all this. You have fricken Xbox and... Yeah, do not touch anything! Do not touch anything!!! Dad, that is a super head. Shut the fuck up! Dad, dad. Seriously, you went and lived with Uncle Larry and yet you stayed and played games all the time. Yeah, I made YouTube videos too. Yeah, and please do not touch it. Dad! Dad. Shut Up! Dad, dad please. Dad? Thank you. Dad, dad. Listen, listen, listen. Dad!!! Listen to me for once! I have, I have a video I think you need to see. Please, dad drop the Super Nintendo. Please, it has nothing to do with this. I have a video of my subscribers. We made together. It is just something that you need to see. To believe that this is my job. What subscribers? What the heck are you talking about?

Do you know what, guys? There is only one thing we can do. I am going to show my dad the video because I know if you come out here, be pissed off. Jefferey is going to try to get me in trouble. I am going to show him the Juggies unite video. (Heavy breathing) Oh fuck. Holy shit. Oh God. I am not ready! Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm. Fuck. Fuck. Jeffrey please, take me back! Take me the fuck back! Oh we are stopping. Oh shit. Holy shit. Hey, Jefferey! Jefferey! Hey, Jeffrey! Jefferey!!! Let me out of here! I could have got another head injury! It is not funny. Let me out! Come around and let me out. Oh fuck, I stepped on a DS. What?! Yeah! Yeah I can fucking hear you! Let me out! I will let you out bud.

Fuck, he is moving us. Holy shit. Jeffrey, this is not safe! This is not safe! Oh shit! Holy shit! Oh my God. Tom! Tom!!! Fuck! Oh God. Oh shit, I do not think I should be in here. Oh my God. Jeffrey, this is a major road! Fuck. Oh, we are in the middle of the fucking road! Oh God. Oh shit. Fuck! Fuck! Oh my God. Oh my God! What the fuck! (Heavy breathing) Guys! He is literally moving the RV right now! Holy shit. Holy shit! Okay, alright. Jesse, calm down, calm down, calm down. Oh, I know he is taking me right into our fucking house. Shit! Shit! Holy shit! We are out in the fields! This is not fucking Breaking Bad! I know my je- Oh shit! Holy shit. Guys, guys, I'm done. I am done. My house is on this road.

Jeffrey, he saw the video. You set everything up. You framed your brother. Holy shit! You framed your brother. Dad, look, that is an expensive camera. I did, I did, what did you expect me to do? You hack into my channel and... I did not do that!!! You did! Dad, that is an expensive cam... Holy shit! You set up your brother. It is bullshit, you lied. You set him up. He was up in enough shit and you had to stinking set him up. I set him up!!! You set him up. I seen it. Alright, everyone calm down. I seen it. So, so the video. What did you.. All my juggies. Jeffrey, Jeffrey calm down. Jeffrey calm the fuck down. Tell him to stop. Tell him to stop. Tell him to stop. You brought it on yourself. I brought it on myself!? Yeah. Everything I have been doing is trying to get even with him.

That was not me, dumb ass!!!! Maybe it was your fucking juggies then. You shut the fuck up! Dad, it is not what it looks like, Jeffrey did all of this. He is a bullshitter, he is a liar! You are a fucking liar. What is all this, seriously? He stole your truck and brought the RV here. I had nothing to do with it. He brought it here. He wanted to play video games. I do not even know how to hook up an RV. He just wants to play video games inside. It does not belong here. What does video games have to do with it? He is like, Oh, I want to go play video games at my house. Jeffrey, I fucking hate you! Video games!? Dad, please. Dad, dad. Come on! Seriously, you went and lived somewhere else and you want to play video games? Look, I know things have been bad recently, but dad! Dad, get the fuck out of here. Dad, this is Uncle Larry's!

Please say something. Dad? You going to prank your dad? Well, this is kind of a prank on both of them. I found one of the big ones too. Dad, Jesse, he just came here on his bike. He went downstairs and took, like, he found all the rest of your trophies. I do not know, and he just destroyed them and said something like. Stay the fuck out of my life. Then he just rode off on his bike. Dad, are you okay? Dad? What did you think of the video? Am I allowed back in? Dad, dad, what are you doing? What did you think? Am I allowed back in the house? Dad! Dad! What did you think of the video? What did you think of the video? I do not think you realize what is happening right here. You did not show him my video, did you? Dad! Am I allowed back in? Jeffrey, Jeffrey.

Psycho Dad Reacts to One Million Juggies

Psycho Dad Reacts to One Million Juggies

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