DAD! HOLY SHIT!!! WOAH!!! DAD? DAD STOP!! Holy fuck!! [Caveman Screech] AND GET OUTTA HERE!!!!! Ah! What the fuck is wrong with you? HE KNEW. {He did it!) [whining] [sigh] Oh, shit! Fuck! [x4] Aw, god...! I can't fucking believe you! [x2] Aww shit! Fuck! [x2] [groaning]

Sorry about that, guys. I don't know what the hell just happened. Dad! Dad, we're in this- my room! Jesse: Dad- Holy shit! (x4) Corn: What the fuck?! Holy fuck! Ow! Fuck! Dad!! Dad, we're in here!! What the fuck?! Holy shit! Dad, we're still in here! Oh god! Oh, fuck! [clang] Oh, fuck!! Holy shit! Dad! Dad!! We're streaming in here! Holy shit, are you OK? Yeah, yeah... Holy shit! Dad! Holy fuck! *Psycho Chainsaw Massacre* AAAH!! *Psycho Chainsaw Massacre* *Psycho Chainsaw Massacre* Holy shit! *Psycho Chainsaw Massacre* *Psycho Chainsaw Massacre* [yelling] Holy shit! Aaaah! Dad!! Fuck! Have you lost your fucking mind?! Holy shit! Dad!!!

Save the consoles! We gotta save them! OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Holy shit... Dad we're- holy shit! [window shatters] Holy fuck! Dad! We're still in here! We're still fucking in here! Dad?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?! Are you insane?!?! What the hell did you do!? What the hell did I do!? What the fuck did you just do to this room?!?!?!?! You knew this would happen! Uncle Chris called me! He said you quit your job! He called you?!?!?! Yeah, he called me! Why didn't you have the balls to tell me?! Oh I don't know! (Yeah, I don't know!) Because YOU'LL MAYBE DO SOME SHIT LIKE THIS!!!!! I told you, this shit happens this is coming down, I should've never did it! I'm streaming right now, (I don't give a shit!) this is what I wanna do!

Ugh!! [x2] Fuck! [x2] Corn! Corn, get over here! Holy shit! DAAAAAAD!!!!!! Oh... Oh, that's all the Fan Mail shit! [walls caving in] Ohhhhhh, (Oh, fuck!) fuck!! [yelling] [war cry] FUCK! LOOK AT IT! [sobbing] What the fuck?! We gotta get the fuck out! Start getting the consoles out! [x2] Save the fucking consoles... Save the consoles... Yoo, I'm getting this laptop! YOU ALMOST FUCKING KILLED US, DAD!!! Almost don't counts! Holy shit! Oh, what the fuck is he doing? Holy shit! You got one of the consoles out? Yeah... Go in the consoles... There's two- there's two there. Dad, come on! You knew this was happening. You KNOW it! Didn't you!? DIDN'T YOU!? *smash!*

I don't give a shit. I worked there two weeks! Yeah, big deal! That wasn't enough for you!? No, it wasn't! It wasn't where I wanted to be! Who cares!? You could've did that on the side! This is bullshit! Oh, is it bullshit? You're putting all of this ceiling back up! No I'm not, it's all coming down! No it's fucking not! We're streaming right now in here! I DON'T CARE, ITS ALL COMING DOWN! [door slam] You let me have this room, Dad! NO!!! YOU KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! Whatever! LIAR!! Whatever! Whatever. Let him fucking drive off... Go ahead! Drive away, you fucking dickbag... Sit down... We're just gonna go with the stream- Hold on... Holy shit! DAD! WE'RE STILL FUCKING IN HERE!! AAAAHHHHH!! NO! [scream] -[sobbing]

Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room

Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room

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