What? Because we're just sitting there? You don't think that's work? That took 30 minutes to film, and it's going to take hours of editing, and I have a fucking camera to fix. Your minute is done! The camera is still not fucking focusing... What the fuck...? Shit...! It's broken. Alright, Juggies. Uhm... Keep it RiDGiD. [Captions added by Nicolai Winther / WintherOgames]

Ok... But right now, it's open. I wouldn't think it. Alright. And... I think this is a repeat question, but let's rehash it again. WHY DID YOU TALK BADLY ABOUT UNCLE LARRY? It is a repeat. I don't want to answer. I already discussed it. Why not? I already discussed it! Why not?! Uncle Larry came in and did something in my house that I didn't want done. If he wanted to do it, he should've called– This is your brother. This is your brother-in-law. Is it really THAT worth getting in fights over? I'm not in a fight! I vented, that's all I did! I said I didn't want him putting crap on my doors. Just 3 nights ago, you and Jeffrey were fucking talking shit on him. That is because he was– You guys are grown men! I got a cellphone! We have a house phone. He could've called me!

No. Certain people deserve certain things. I don't consider that bullying. When did you lose your virginity? Oh, this is stupid... GOD! When I had sex. God... Seriously? Next one. I thought it was a funny one. You got to lighten these up with humor. Yeah. Why do you feel like video games are a bad thing? I don't feel they're a bad thing. I feel when they're abused and you don't come out of your room.. When video games are abused wow. That's a thing. Yeah, they're abused. Ok, like any recreational thing. If you spend 23 hours out of the day in your room... Alright, say Michael Jordan spends 12 hours a day playing basketball. Is that abusing basketball? No, but he's out and about doing this sport. (Arguing) Literally at a core as– Like when he comes out, like OUTSIDE, he go like this: OH, the sunlight!

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm out of here, seriously. Keep it up. We only have one question left. We only have one question left, so I don't really fucking care if you leave or not. No! Last question: How do you feel about being labeled as psycho and a bad father to your kids? That's a great ending! No, that's stupid! That's good. No! I'm out of here! Seriously. Get up, get up! You're not even going to answer the question? No! Get up! Dad! Hey! ... Get out! You're not going to answer the- DAD!!! Oh, shit! Fucking- Are you- Dad! You're lucky this is still on! And come on. Dad! What, I'm done. Seriously. I didn't- I wasn't the one asking these questions! That's it, that's it! I wasn't the one- That was Xiverson. He asked the question. No, no. I don't care.

Seriously! No, Corey, it's perfect. Is your usual mood pissed off, or are you calm most of the time, until Jesse pisses you off? Usually, I'm not pissed off, but right now, I'm starting to really get pissed off... Oh, so then that's because of me? Or is that because like- That's because of the former question AND you! Because you're trying to make it look like this. I'm not. Or are you just unhappy, because this is how you are? You're real-life you now. No, I'm not like that. I'm usually calm, cool, and relaxed! This is almost like the therapy session that SHOULD HAVE happened. You're starting to realize that MAYBE you make mistakes. That's crap. It's crap. So, ok. Hence the question: Cory asks; Is your usual mood pissed off? No, I'm not usually pissed off! So Jesse is- It's just situations create pissed off. So, triggers, triggers? triggers, yeah.

What about all the years in soccer? You hate soccer! You just didn't like it! It doesn't matter, Jess! You still were a star in it! High school, grammar school! You were all straight A's! A 'B' or 2 every once in a while! So these were your favorite moments? You've had great moments your whole life. My favorite moment was when you got that job at the bank. Seriously! You went– That job was a fucking joke! It doesn't matter! I made like fucking 10 $ an hour. It doesn't matter. You filled out an application, you went for the interviews, you went for another interview, you got the job. And then, within how long did you quit? What was it? It was like 2-3 months. Right! Because it was a joke job. It doesn't – And I KNEW I could do YouTube and I knew I could pursue YouTube and make a living out of it! But why couldn't you

You pushed the limit. You had it in there. I'm just- You had it in there. Yeah, I did. I did. I mean, I'm not the one asking those. That was legit questions. No, no. Please, can we finish the video up? I am not coming back! Close it up? Come on, everybody's going to see this shit. No, I'm not doing it! I'm not doing it, seriously. You pushed the limit. You finish it off! No. I say Keep it RiDGiD, I say Please subscribe. That's it, just that. And you do that! Seriously! You do that! But you pushed the limit. You put that question in there. It's not that hard. It's not that hard! It's just fucking me sitting there and answering the- I'll give you 1 minute. That's it, I'll give you 1 minute. 1 minute, that's it. Alright, alright! That's it!

That's a joke! It is a joke because that's what it's like! No. What would you– Here we go, this is kind of like a follow-up question. Markus asks: What would you count as a real job? Do you support your son? That's a 2-parter. What would you count as a REAL job and do you support your son? ANYTIME you go OUT to WORK. So I'd have to leave the house for you to be– Look, I'm trying my here with this whole YouTube thing. I really am. I believe you, yeah... BUT I'm old school and I believe you go out and you work for a living. You see the, you know, the rewards for your work, blah, blah, blah. So what would count as a real job? I would have to leave the house for that? I don't see anything from you! Other than I see the video camera non-stop, all the time. Right. That's all I see.

Yeah. So the addiction started probably in early teens. I like gaming. Ok. I mean, don't you have a lot of different say... hats? Don't you have a lot of shoes, don't you have a lot of like, mowers and shit? Don't you want to have like the best of the best? I would love that, yeah. But I just can't swing it. But all I'm saying is: When did you– The question was: When did he become addicted? You. Early teens. Because we had every system– Well addicted is a– 'Choice' word. It's not.. Ok, well, he chose to put it in – Ben asked: Why do you guys fight so much? How appropriate. Do you want me to take this one, or do you got it? Yeah! Go ahead, I want to see what you have to say. I'm sitting here, right. It's a Q&A. Why not answer one of these questions? Why do you guys fight so much?

I'm gonna get my glasses. Alright. Uhm. First question! James asks: What was your first car/truck? First car or truck? 1966 Impala. Got it for free and.. Did all the repairs and– Alright, you don't have to talk.. Tell THEM that. '66 IMPALA! Alright. What is your favorite sport and you should do that sport with Jesse. Played baseball for 9 years, football for a lot of years and.. It says: What's your favorite? ..I– Yeah, but I'm going into detail about it. Alright, so then we're gonna be here longer. So.. Well, I'll be quick. Football and baseball are my favorite sports. Jesse plays soccer. Didn't have anything to do with baseball or football so, that's why we didn't get involved with it. Yeah. Because you didn't think it was a man's sport.

I'm just saying! These questions have been like personality questions, like an attitude test. You said 50, this has only been like what? 4? No, actually we were about to go into the 6th one. Alright. And then we're almost done. Yeah. That's like a 10th of the way there. Alright. Do you have any social media? No, I do not. Root to all evil. You know what that means? Yeah. I got a rough idea what it means. What does it mean? Facebook? That's– That's one. Right. There is like a billion, which I think is a waste of time. Ok. Twitter. I have no idea what it is but– You don't have any like old friend you'd want to get in contact with over Facebook or anything? I still see the friends I've had forever and I'm content with that. Alright. So you don't have any. No, I do not. Yeah, because there's a lot of– Well. You probably don't need to know that. But..

Because if you own a house and somebody comes in and starts hacking up your door or your walls, things like that, you'd be pissed off too. So, that's why I didn't appreciate it when Uncle Larry came in and did it. If he wanted to do it or if Jess wanted to do it, they'd call me. Alright. This isn't one of his questions; this is me asking: Is this like... What, why... Why talk bad... Why talk shit about him? What does that do? Because that... If he... Why didn't he call me? So that proves (A: He was going behind my back, doing something. I mean, why didn't you call him before you showed up on his property and started taking down one of my tents? Because I was there for you. He harbored you... – It was still his property! Right? That's an argument. Yeah. Alright!

And you wanted to know parts of it when we asked you to work. It was fun when you were little and you just thought about like ripping up grass. I mean, I just did that sitting neat and still on the ground. But like... I never really wanted to do that. I just thought that's what I HAD to do- You said that you did! It's what I thought I had to do to make you happy. Yeah! But you didn't want to do it. And it showed every time you went out, you were miserable the whole time! So what did you want me to be then? Is that what you wanted me to be..? I wanted you to be anything where you would be productive and be out in the world working. Guess I'm doing it then... Describe Jesse in 3 words and describe Jeffrey in 3 words You can take your time... with this one. 3 words for you and 3 words for your brother? Yes.

We don't agree. How do you feel– How DID you feel when Jesse chose YouTube as a job? So Jrbeast14 is acknowledging YouTube as a job. How did you feel when I chose that? Jr, I still don't see it as a job, that's just me! But, hey – So how did you feel then? I was kind of taken aback. I didn't know what the heck YouTube was– You were taken aback like so that You didn't understand? You were ashamed? No, I wasn't ashamed, I just didn't understand it! How the hell are you going to make money, doing YouTube? So, you weren't ashamed, but like– For some reason I just got that feeling at Thanksgiving that you were genuinely ashamed. You said that you didn't want me to be a part of the family. Well, that had something to do with– In front of the whole, entire family... It had nothing to do with being a YouTube–

What, soccer? Yeah. Why didn't I think it was a man's sport? You used to call me a fucking foot-fairy. No, I didn't! Next question. What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time? And what is your favorite vacation spot? I like to play golf. Not really good at it. But I like to play golf, it's peace and quiet and my favorite spot.. (Father/Son arguing) Didn't you? Well, then just talk to the camera. Ok. I enjoyed Mexico and I also enjoyed the Dominican Republic. For vacation spots... See, this isn't too bad(?) No. And don't– You don't have to be so like, stern. It's not an interrogation, people are trying to get to know you, so.. Well, I'm not used to this! You know. This isn't a family video. I know, but it wouldn't kill you to be like happy or funny or like treat it like it's something– Well, I'm kind of nervous about this. I don't know what's gonna come up.

Why couldn't you have done that part-time? Because it was shitty! It doesn't matter! And if that was to be your favorite moment, that's just SAD! That's sad! Oh... That's sad, yeah... It was sad that you quit after a couple of months. Because I knew what I was worth! And it wasn't fucking working at some bank. Here we go. Will you ever stream with your son on Twitch? That's Will. Will asked that. Twitch, Twitter? What in the hell is it? I mean.. That's the shit I stream on. I live stream. A live stream, that's, say.. Say, like we did this live. This, technically, could be a live stream. Webcam with a computer. I DON'T need to leave my room! And it's still a job! I'll get paid for ad revenue, for subscribers. That's kind of how.. – But is Twitch and Twitter the same thing?

Well, I've apologized since then to him, so this is something different. Don't recall that. Well, I didn't apologize to you for it, so I apologized to him. You don't have to know everything. Next. Go. to Jesse's dad, what's your favorite mower or equipment? Hustler Mowers! They're great, fast. Uhh. Stihl, weed wackers. And uhm.. Can mow games, amazingly! Yup! They do. Stihl equipment, that's it. That was sarcasm. Not literally STEEL, but Stihl. S–T–I–H–L. Cool! Next one. How tall are you?. 6 foot. Ok! What was the first game or console (you) played?. Atari 2600. I.. started out with that. That was basic astroids. Uhm. Then it graduated to the Atari 5200 and then Nintendo.

I got carried away. Didn't I say that? Having a brain fart too? At your young age? I don't– I really don't remember that. I really don't remember that. Right. Didn't I apologize when– The stuff in here.. What about– Every time there were something broken. Wouldn't I apologize? No! No! There wasn't! You just lied to the camera to make yourself look better. No, cut it out! Are you guys rich? No, we're not. That's from @BalisticNinjaGaming Alright, that's easy. We're low middle-class. Addison Bryce asks: Do you know how famous your son is? How can you be famous when you don't come out of your room? That's my thing. I.. I don't know that you're famous. That I can understand. I get that. Because it's on the internet and it's a weird thing to wrap your head around. Right. But I mean..

I don't see the rewards you get. You want to see the work? I don't see the rewards to this. I don't see how you're making money. I don't see what you're doing, other than videos. That's why. Right... Do you watch TV or movies? Yes, I watch TV and movies. Do you see the work there? Yes, I see the work there. But not here? I don't see the outcome. I don't see where it is. What it's doing and why you're benefitting. Here's a lighter one: What was your biggest achievement in golf? 37 in 9 holes. I shot a 37. That was my biggest achievement in golf. Wow. Cup of longest drive, trophies. That was it, nothing mature. That is pretty good. No, it's not, consistent. Aaron asks: Did you ever regret kicking Jesse out of the house? Always regret it, yes. But it had to happen.

Alright. This is the second to last question, you're almost through this. It's not so bad. Yeah. Have you ever thought your ways of dealing with things are a bit unorthodox? That's a great question, Bob. They may be at times, BUT- Oh, hohoh! This is the best I can do! You admit to it. Seriously. They may be! So, you admit to not being making sense? Oh, at times, when you're angry, you might not make sense! That's retarded! That's SO FUCKING stupid! Ok? It's like right now, probably not making sense, BUT- ... That's dumb! It's so- No, it's not dumb. That's SO dumb! No! It is not dumb! You admit to not making sense. You think, when you are in a situation, you think you're handling it right- You're literally not making sense. But when you look back on it- Yeah! Are you fucking kidding me?

Alright. What is your favorite movie and TV show? TV show. I liked all the old ones, like the old M*A*S*H-type shows. (Jesse points at the camera) Sorry. The comedies. Uhm. Big Bang Theory right now. Movies? Didn't you say movies? Mhm. Movies. Transformers. All the transformers. Sage asks: Can you be in more videos with Jesse? Well, EVERY stinking day around here is a video, so how am I not in them? I– Every day they video everything, so I guess I am in videos. Do I want to be in them? No, I don't. I think he means like this. Would you do another one of these? Yeah, as long as I don't get pissed off about it. You'd do another one of these? Yeah, as long as I don't get stupid questions. And you try to interrogate me or embarrass me.

This is better. When I see past old videos, how come you used to be in some videos, like the ice challenge or the Disney one? There, that's not bad. Because that was pre-job! You, you- Pre-job? Yeah! That was for fun! You were- That was a hobby for you. Yeah! I'll admit that. I'll admit, YouTube was a hobby. Yeah! But then it started to become more than that. Right, right. There. Then you went and got a job. So, and then- Then you quit your job! Right, so I could do this for a job! Yeah! I thought it was a hobby? Why didn't you just do this as a hobby, and keep doing this as a hobby AND work? So.. - Yeah! It is both, it is both! It's something that I COULD'VE done as a job. You could have done both! You didn't have to just abruptly quit.

30?! It's just simple questions! I promise, I'm not gonna get pissed at all. It's just like, you have to answer the question. Kids asked. They only want answers. You just put me on the spot, though. It's creating a bad frame for me. I know. But if you're struggling to answer, I can cut the video. So you come up with it at the spot. It makes you look really good. I'm not worried about that. I can make you look really good in front of them. No! Alright, well.. Go to the next one. Ok, this is a better one. Have you ever apologized to Jesse for breaking anything of his? Yes, numerous times. You're really going to fucking lie to the camera? I'm not lying to them, are you? Name one time you've apologized. One time... Yeah? What about the pool? When I threw that Xbox in the pool? Yeah, what about it? I apologized after that.

Ok, Rawson. When did you first notice Jesse being addicted to video games? He but addicted in quotes. Probably going back to early teens. Or you could disagree and say that I'm not? Going back to early teens... is when Jesse AND his brother Had an addiction to video games. Ok... Do you want me to elaborate on it? I mean, if you want to elaborate on it, go ahead. I mean, this is your Q&A, this is all about you. What do you want to say? When you got every.. – stinking – game known to mankind, you've got every stinking– I don't, but I do– You did! I have a decent collection, yeah. I wish I had every game, but I don't. What about consoles? How many consoles have you had over the career? We've had a lot, and we've had– Everyone that came out. Every christmas, you had to have the new console, correct?

Sometimes it happens. Calm down. Yeah, that ain't happening. How come you make Jesse pay rent and not Jeffrey? asks Mug Aloe. These are good questions. This is why I picked them. You know why. I'm not trying to put you on blast here, if that's what it feels like. Just so you're aware. This is a legit question. How come I pay- I don't know why and Jeffrey doesn't. Explain yourself! We could have this conversation off the camera. We could, but... this is a Q&A. The reasoning is, why Jesse pays rent and his brother doesn't, is because Jesse had a problem with going out and getting a job. I have a job! It's YouTube and fucking streams on Twitch. Yeah! Well, how do we know that if we don't charge you rent? You gotta start, you know, putting forward some effort here. We don't see anything from you!

No... NO. Twitter is a social media. This is why I was asking you that social media question in the beginning of this one. This was when I was asking: Do you know what social media is? Twitter is just a– I know the basics of it, but that's it! I just don't know what Twitch and Twitter– I'm not on it, so why would I know it? Twitch is where I live stream on. Twitter is a social media platform. You just leave tweets, a 140 characters, and update people on your life. I did both of those. Alright. But there's only one you can stream with, really. And that would be Twitch. Would you ever go on a stream with me? We'd have to play video games. It depends on the circumstances, seriously! You would come on stream, we have– Would you.. You'd come on stream? It depends on the circumstances. If this starts to truly get me pissed off here, like I'd start to get my blood pressure up, then maybe not.

So, the only reason you were doing videos was because it was a HOBBY? Hobby for you, yes. But then, now that it's making me money AND that it is a hobby, you don't want any part of it? I didn't say that. You don't ask! There, here it is- Do you think that you could do YouTube? Yeah, I think I could! I could sit in front of a camera and answer questions, I'm doing it now. There's A LOT more to it than just that! I don't think you're realizing that- What is it? Seriously? It's a lot! It's like, it's filming, it's editing, it's writing shit out... It's, it's- Uploading, a process. Do you think you could do the whole that? With training, I could probably do it. I have no problem with it. With training? Hahaha. Yeah! With training at this 'so-called' editing or whatever. See, you think- I could hold a camera.

I think your brother is productive... in the aspect that he's out working. You and your brother are a lot alike, with other aspects where you just torment the hell out of one another. Ok, so 3 words each. So Jeffrey's productive, ok. What else... productive, hard-working– You both have it to a point, BUT sometimes you let it go... You don't follow through on that stuff. The question was 3 words... each of us. It's not that difficult. 3 words. I can't... I'm having a brain fart. You can take your time. Take your time. Yeah. I can cut this video. Productive, energetic. Jeffrey's energetic...? Yeah! He's outgoing! There's 3 words for your brother. Ok. You. You can be energetic! At times. You can be productive, at times. Mhm. You can't throw at times on it. It's either 3 words– I can add times, Jess! Then pick a different word, if you have to do at times!

Alright. Uhh... You're looking at the- Why are you looking at me? Look at the camera. Because you did that on purpose. I didn't do that shit on purpose. What, you thought- I basically wanted to put you on a pedestal and- No, you did put me on a pedestal. Alright. You embarrassed me, that's what you were trying to do. It's not focusing, it's not focusing. I think you broke it. Fuck! Fuck! It's not focusing. You've got 1 minute. What do you- I'm going to end it, but I can't- I mean, my fucking camera is broken! Well, stand in front of it then. Hold on, I got to- Ella, get the fuck out of here! Jesus Christ. Don't be yelling at her! Well, can you not let her in, I'm trying to get this thing working, because you fucking broke it! That is because I don't understand this bull crap! It's like a fourteen hundred dollar camera and it's focusing on my freaking nose right now!

I enjoyed the Nintendo. Well, that's good. Why was it so difficult to believe or why IS IT still – difficult to understand that YouTube and gaming (is) a job.? That's PIRATECOVEKID, good question. Repeat it. I want that one again. WHY.. – Why was it– But I changed it to why IS IT so difficult to believe YouTube and gaming is a job? Because I can't phantom how you can make money and not come out of your room. You sit in your room all day.. I don't see you, your mom doesn't see you.. And how do you make money off that? That's what I have a problem with, Jess. Are you talking to me or are you talking to them? I'm talking to– Yeah, I'm talking to whomever– Yes. That's why. I have a problem with it, because he never comes out of his room. I don't see anything. You know, most people go to work every day. If they don't come out of their rooms, how the hell do you know if they're working? If you make money, right? Yeah!

Alright, it's recording. See that red circle? Actually, you probably can't see that, but it's recording. Nah, I can't see that. Alright, so you're generally gonna look right there, in the lens. Not the screen. Don't look at the screen. And then-- Don't look at this screen either, because I'm doing– This is where I'm gonna be reading the questions off of. And I don't want you to see them. How long's this gonna take? It takes as long as you take. I'm just gonna ask you- What do you mean As long as I take? I'm gonna ask you the questions and then you're gonna... Answer them, so... Alright, let's get moving. Alright, well, don't rush your answers, because... I'm not rushing my answers, I'm just saying. Let's get moving. Alright. Well, we're live right now.

I don't see it! I don't see what you're making. I just paid off rent, I... I just found out about that yesterday, how the heck am I supposed to... And I'm still paying rent, how do I do that? Yeah! I paid off all my loans. Right! But I don't see you go to work, I don't see you come out of your room. So what do I think? I think you're sleeping 12-14 hours a day. Here we go. Why do you destroy [my] stuff if it costs a lot of money, but you are telling [me] to get money? Fakename asked this, thank you for that question. Fakename, good question. It is. If I paid for half of this crap, maybe all of it... Prior to him making money, I can break it. If I get angry, that's what happens. I just... It doesn't happen all the time... You don't see that as counter-productive? It can be, but you know, in the heat of the moment, what are you supposed to do?

Do you know? No, I don't. Are you tired about Jesse's and Jeffrey's immature shit? YES. I'm very frustrated and very tired about it. It's constant. It's CONSTANT. And you don't let up. Neither one of them let up. You're constantly at each other's throats– For a good reason. For a good reason. Yeah, but why don't you just stop?! Why don't we stop? Because he always starts shit. Yeah and then you come back. Yeah. Actually, very few times do I do that. And when I do, it's only when it actually matters. When he really crosses the line. I think you're just as guilty so don't.. Yeah, quickly change that question. What did you feel when you buried Jesse as he was trying to save his games? When you found out about the shirt. The backhoe. I said: Why would the idiot even jump in the hole?

Or a... – So-called YouTuber. That was games. But games are very much a part of what I do. Didn't it have something to do with the way you were TALKING at the table? And your antics? Not about YouTube? I didn't want to do grace... Right... So, that had nothing to do with YouTube. That was your personal choice. Correct? Nothing to do with YouTube? I know what it was about... Yeah! Next question, huh? We've only got like 8 more to go. What was your favorite moment with Jesse? I've had a lot of 'favorite moments' over the years. What was.. Well, name one. Do I have to name it here? I mean this is a – I mean, you can say the bad stuff, why not say a good– What was one 'favorite moment' – So... What is it? There have been great moments over the years... Yeah? Are you saying there wasn't? I hear about them all the time, I do... Oh, just because the last 2 years, we've had a little friction, now there is nothing to– Oh, a little friction, that's a great way to put it. Aha.

It's like a funny moment. I give my embarrassing moments all the time. No. Well, congratulations. I am not doing it. I'm not doing it. Could you please do it for the video? I mean, it's not– No. Not going to do it. Next question. Please. Almost done. Here we go. If you were to get paid $100,000 to eat 40 hotdogs, would you do it? Depends on if they tasted good. No, I couldn't eat 40 hotdogs, so... You wouldn't try to force them down? I would probably try, yeah I would. See, this isn't too bad. No, that was better. Did your father ever think about joining the military when he was younger? Oh, this was one of the moderators from the streams. My father or me? You. Did you ever think about joining the military when you were younger? Yes. Would rather not discuss it.

Give them what they're for. Word of mouth will push your business all over. You won't have to advertise. Ok.. How do you feel about Jesse paying his loans off from doing YouTube? I was kind of shocked actually, about you paying your loans off. Because I didn't know anything about it. You know, I didn't know this was actually a JOB.. I was just- I was shocked yesterday. I'm still not real about it. I don't understand it. I really don't. How ya– How you did that. I really don't. Why did you talk badly about Uncle Larry? Or, why DO YOU talk badly about Uncle Larry? Because he came in and did stuff in my house. He wouldn't do it– So, you're admitting that you DO do that(?) Yeah, when I come home and see that stinking lock on the door, yeah I talk bad about him! Why do you do it he asks, Jacob asks this.

The only times you come into the room is to yell at me and to fucking break some shit. No, it isn't. That is the only time! Oh, yeah... Same thing with Jeffrey, the only time you go to talk to him is when he's in trouble. No, it isn't! You're both full of crap. You open the– You knock on a door, you open the door and you both get the hairy eyeball. You're miserable because you– Because we're used to not– I AM PLAYING GAMES. Because we're used to when you– (Psycho Dad mocking the Psycho bros) You don't even look at me, when you're playing games. We're used to you coming in and yelling at us, that's why, when you come to the door we're like: We don't want to fucking see you. So Why do you guys fight so much?, that's why, right there. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is.

Where are you going? I'm out of here, I told you that! You promised me 1 minute to close this off! Well, hurry up. It's a minute. I don't understand it anyways. The focus is broken. I think you fucking broke the lens. Whatever! I am done. What do you mean whatever?! Whatever! Come on, we've just got 1 minute. No, I don't understand this whole concept. I don't get how you're making money out of it. I can't understand this thing- IT'S A JOB! Because, look- We fucking upload- You sit in front of a camera, how do you make money? I don't respect that! You got to get a job! Come on, use this as a hobby! IT IS A FUCKING JOB! IT GETS UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCH IT! I don't see it! You only see what you want to see...! Yeah, right...

It's 3 words to describe me. If you could sum me up in 3 words. I would– And again, I'm going to throw this out: Manipulative. Or you can, uh... You can change a whole topic, or a whole conversation. Oh, so me getting you to do a Q&A video, that was manipulative? Probably in one form or the other, yeah. It sounded as you used it as something negative. Then again, I told you I'd do it, so I'm not backing out. Alright, give me 2 other words then. If that's what you're doing. Creative, how about that. You are creative! You are VERY creative. Again, it's only for certain things. Ok... You don't have to do that. Like, in parentheses. You need 3 words. I have 3. Then pick a different fucking word. I'm done. No. Sit along. We've only got like 30 more questions left.

What? Nothing. Caitlyn asks: What is your favorite thing about (me)?. Favorite thing about Jesse? Uhm. Take your time. Uh, yeah. Jesse is very persuasive. He can manipulate every situation. That's your favorite thing? This is your favorite thing about me. Favorite thing about you. Favorite thing. That's your favorite? That I can do that? You're very good at it, Jess! What? ... Ok, alright. How many times have you been married? I'm not answering that. That's stupid. Seriously. What are your tips on landscaping, because I'm starting a new company. You are? William asked this. William did. Oh, William. William. Be honest, upfront and be fair on your pricing. And do a good job. And people– Word of mouth will get you– What does Do a good job mean? It means, if you're charging an hour, be great. Make sure you're working the whole time.

Hey there. Well, we're not live. People are. This is recorded. Alright? Ok. Hey there, Juggies! It's your old pal McJuggerNuggets here. That's like an opening I do. Uhm. You guys have been filling your questions with #AskPsychoDad. Don't start with that shit. I didn't mean to st. I was just. Just get on with it. That's a hashtag. It's an hashtag, it's Twitter. You don't get it. Uhm. So you guys have been asking questions. We have 50 WHOLE questions! Uhm. Some are. Some are real basic. Others are like may. Like, ask for this question and then why? So you're gonna have to explain yourself. Alright. Uhm. So yeah. We're gonna get started. Thank you guys for your questions. Here we go. Uhm. I can barely read these. So don't look down there. (Points at questions)

There was more to the story. We had to do it. Jesse needed to learn. That's as far as I'm going with it. So you do regret it...? I did. Anytime you reprimand your kid or do anything to your kid, you DO regret it. BUT it had to be done. Had to be. Tough love, if you want to call it that. ... Alright. Next question. Yeah... Focus asks... uh... Irony focus? Ok. No, I don't understand the 'kicked out' thing. So you did regret it? You regret it now, but like, when it was going on, did you feel bad? Or like, when you fucking– destroyed the tent I was living in, did you feel bad there? When I was at Uncle Larry's house, that didn't like– strike you as something that– At the time I didn't feel bad. But after you get back and you look at it in retrospect you do feel bad.

And I got to charge you rent to show you that you gotta make money. I'm really not understanding your logic. You charge me rent to know that I'm making money..? You know, you have to have a job, you have to pay rent. Right. That's why. Before, you didn't want to go out and get a job. Right, but now I have one. I've had one for the last year now. I still don't see it. Until yesterday, I found out you paid off your student loans. And that's a big deal, so you see? It is a big deal! But I still- That's the reasoning. So why doesn't Jeffrey pay? Because. He's got a full-time job. I was trying to have a full-time, I do want a full-time. He's trying to save money for a house, you don't come out of the room! Hahah, ok. So, that's why you pay rent! Alright! The real world. Who's your favorite son?

I think it's because we just disagree on so much shit. I mean, he comes from the old world. We've talked about this, we actually have so many times. He comes from the old world. Where, ok. Apparently, you have to leave the house, and you have to be... I don't even... I still don't understand this shit. And I think that's the problem. There's a lack of understanding. Whereas I think MY way... makes sense. But his idea of thinking it makes NO fucking sense, whatsoever. It makes every bit of sense to me! Ok... (?) But it's NOT... I mean... I know! And you can't understand why it doesn't... – I can't understand it– Why did– I try to understand you, but you just shut yourself in a room! Honestly! That's what I have to do... No, it isn't. I mean, you come into the room and be like: EY, what are you– Oh, I have over the years and what do I get

How old is your dad? 50's. Early. You're not gonna give an exact age? No... In one of the videos, Jesse's mom said that you were the one who showed Jesse video games. Is it true? Yes. Me and your brother did. You want to elaborate on that, so people understand? Back when we were playing Nintendo, Jesse used to sit behind and act like he had a controller in his hands, even though he didn't. He would stand back there and do his little dance behind us when we were playing video games. Now, this was back in the Nintendo era. You know, Nintendo, Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, things like that. So yes, probably... That's how it was started. What was your most embarrassing moment? asked Nathan. Nathan, I'm not even answering that. Probably this video. Why wouldn't you– Why not? Why not answer the question? Because, I'm not doing it. No.

I'm not answering that. That's stupid. It's not stupid. Some kid asked. He wants to know! Everybody has a favorite. I'm sorry. I'm not answering that. No. You both have your ways. Because you-- I'm not answering that. No. I don't care. You can answer it. Next one. I don't care. Next one, or I'll walk out. What's with the hats? I've worn hats since I was a kid. And it isn't because I'm bald either. Ok. That was easy. When Jesse was a child, what did you want his career to be when he grew up? Asked Matt. Well, Jesse always thought he was gonna take over the family landscaping business. But JESSE.. When he graduated-- I thought that? Yeah, you said that many times. Or did you think it? No. I- Yeah! Oh, when I was like 3? It doesn't matter. You said that. And nothing- What makes a parent more proud than a kid working with his father?

Alright! Well, don't worry. This trigger of doing the video, it's about to be over. We only have a few questions left. Alright, Ja- oh.. Jackson asked: What the hell is wrong with you, you should be ashamed. I feel bad for Jesse, because he does not have a father. Get rid of that question too! What, why would you even- I didn't- No, why would you even put that on there?! I left it in there because... He feels bad for me and he knows I feel bad- No, no. And it's a legit question. That question makes me look bad. I did you a favor by being on here, and no, I'm not answering the question. I.. - You're not really doing me a favor, I mean, this is just a- You asked me to be on here! He asked what was- I'm not! No. I'm not touching that! Because it's really starting to freaking bug me, I'm telling you. Alright, here we go.

That's what I said. You literally covered me in like fucking 20 pounds of dirt, and that's how you're thinking? Oh, cut it out. No! You're the one that jumped in the hole. Because I was trying to save my games that you were burying. Yeah, but like I said: I paid for 3 quarters of those games anyway, if not all of them. No, you did not. Why would you even jump in the hole? That doesn't even make any sense. Why would you say that you paid for my games, but you don't support my gaming? 
You're such a bullshitter. Ah, yeah. That's one word for I to describe you. Aha. What's your favorite beer, and what's your favorite food? Favorite beer is Miller Lite. Throw in a Yengling Light, once in a while. And favorite food steak and garlic and mashed potatoes. Fascinating. Have you ever been a bully?

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