romper bumper stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do a magic mirror. Tell me today my friends are ready for fun and play. Hugs all around. Cheryl, good to see you. Norm, good morning, guys. I have a little bit of 10 minutes with you. Good to see you, Jen, from the beautiful state of Minnesota. I got ten minutes with you before I gotta go in. It's a beautiful day here in New York. It's freakishly warm. I want to go to the beach. Let's go to the beach. Let's go to the beach. Come on, let's go to the beach. I want to go to the beach. I just got up now. I was so excited about today. Even take a nap on the train. Didn't he take a nap on the train? Whoo, orange juice. Yay, yay, good morning, guy. Hey, man, driving the roads of America. Good morning. I love the new location feature. Bring it up with your purple cup. Can you see them cupcakes? Them cupcakes look good. Jana out there from the beautiful state of Minnesota. Make some lovely cupcakes.

Good morning, Dave. She posted them on the Instagrams, and boy, do they look tasty. Let's do this. Yeah, it's warm out here. It's nice. This is nice. This is going to be a treat, right? They were hot pink, right? About to say good morning, Amy. [Music] That's right. Hit pick them up when you head out through. Oh boy, it's loud. My coffee in the morning. That machine right there, boy, that's loud. Purple by far your fave. Then pink ones look good. Sit over the cute picture with your daughter looking at the goof with the cupcakes. Yes, yes. Oh, so good out here. Oh, feels so nice out here today. If nobody shows up on this tour today, I saw nobody on schedule. You imagine a beautiful day like this and nobody comes out. She is a character, Jen. Absolutely has a beautiful family. Absolutely, yeah, guy. Hey, Minh, tantalizingly close a couple of days ago out there in Kearny, New Jersey, where we flew in the fluorine ion. Yeah, you're more than welcome, Jeff.

Junior's cheesecakes are great. I might have to walk over to Junior's. Who knows? The wife does not like my main, does not like my beard. I think the beard might be coming up tonight. So next time, next time. As we're now in front of City Hall here in City Hall Park where the squirrels... yeah, here's our squirrel tree. Let's say hello to the little squirrels. So a little squirrel... see? I know, buddy. Hey guys, hey. Gonna be a nice day out here. Do all your hiding inside though, are you doing so? Hey, exactly. You love beards, yeah. The wife doesn't like to hear too much. They're doing something in that tree. I don't know what they're doing, something. Yeah, the squirrels are not out just yet, right guys? We can hear them like they're doing something in there. They're like communicating and doing the dance rituals. Regardless if I have to work or not work, probably we'll have to work. It has to be at least two people who want to go on a tour today, yeah, exactly.

Looking for their stash of nuts. I know maybe somebody stole them, maybe somebody robbed them, maybe there's a squirrel mafia here in lower Manhattan that capitalizes. Maybe they're making love, maybe then get to click to this - there's a black squirrel and a grey squirrel chasing each other right now, and they're going in and out of the little holes that are up there right. Nut thief, enough thief. There we go, we got somebody going in, we got one person going in. Come on, people gotta go on a tour today, it's too beautiful not to go on a tour today. Make sure to check out my Instagram, I'll be posting instagrams from the ride today. It's too nice not to go out, but after the tour we'll walk around here, lower Manhattan Wolford. We'll go to the sea glass carousel, we'll try to write a sequence carousel again. I know it's in bumping around in your attic, this squirrel. The squirrels have been bumping around in your attic, this squirrel. It's good to see you, Jan. Good morning.

this squirrel. So, I'm having very distressing news. One of my good long-time viewers, Patrick I'll day buzzy boy Gabelle. Good morning, my one of my dear viewers, Patrick, out there in Germany. He got his periscope deleted for some reason. That's a bit a little bit distressing, but they were just lost in the dark. It happens. Now, episode 74 already, and we're gonna be going, you know what, when we get really going, when I got a walk down to the South Street Seaport. I'll be obviously doing more of these. It's the weirdest thing, Cheryl, but I got one person so far. I see one person in there, nobody on schedule, but at least we got one person in there. Let's say your mom with it. I'm gonna creep creep Ashley look across the street here at my location because people gotta come out. It's the weirdest thing. That'd be like zero degrees. I'm twenty-two people show for a walking tour, and then it'll be like 40 degrees with like no breeze kind

of a nice day and nobody shows them kind of funny. You have a dark screen, leave the room, come on back in AD. YouTube's a little bit, this YouTube is glitchy, but the replay always works. The replay always works, and if you watch it on an iPad or anything, it's big, it's hit or miss. Cheryl and I think also it comes to do with it, also with a big factor, is updating your app. So that's another pretty big factor that the app is updated, it should work good there too. You like the ABS me? Yes, me. Candy thinks you're a unicorn. We're making them cupcakes. You're making those cupcakes. So yeah, what about one of our dear viewers, Patrick? He lost, he knows his periscope. I'm a little annoyed by it. I may be doing a public tweet vouching for him, but so annoying. He was actually watching a periscope when the thing crapped out on him and deleted him off, sent him an email saying that his periscope was the

activated O because something is sprinkles land ocean trucks baby trucks building a city oh yes wrinkles land is open ooh maybe we should do a comprehensive review it's pretty okay there we go we got people this is good I got at least four people I see four people at least this is good so sprinkles land is odd open exactly Patrick's deleted but the mutants stay there I am sprinkles and is open it might be time to check out I see some people we got some people we got to at least I got to I got to how can you not want to go on a bike ride today this is sick sick I'm like I want to ride the bike today I want to deal with stupid tourists on the bridge today I'm ready for them but yeah periscope is I mean it something is up it's not the first time I've seen people's people's a periscope profiles get deleted it's like randomly so is that the first time but they got a you know I'll see

you later, guy. Hey man, glad you see some people. Yeah, it's just, it's interesting. It's interesting that you know how better her powers hope works sometimes. But yeah, hopefully Apache gets his account pack. He probably won't. I know that once they delete these kind of things, that could just kind of no coming back from it. So I feel really bad for him. He's always been well behaved in my broadcast. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it was 44 degrees, not 44 degrees. I'm not wearing, but I'm think I'm gonna wear pumps today. I might, I might wear gloves today. My hands are a little cold, but the rest of my, and it feels really good in the Sun. If you're here in New York, get outside if you can. Get outside to be a beautiful thing to get outside today. Yes, safe travels, guy. Hey man, driving those roads of America. Safe travels. It's a little bit different on the bike. Yeah, but you got your hands exposed, Patrick. Oh my god, what is his screen name? It's like Patrick's curse.

it's like his last name is like crumpled up. Yeah, there you go. Boom, boozie, boozie on the trolley right there. There it is, exactly. Not disappearing periscope out there, just deleting people's channels like or profiles without any question, without any, you know, without any reason. That's the word I'm looking for, without any reason. It's a little annoying when it really comes down to it. Are they walking away? Yeah, he's right here. He's a nice part. I know it. The thing that pisses me off, he's a nice person. He's always been very well-behaved in my broadcast. He always interacts. He has a good time on the Twitter. This is the thing I can't stand. It's like the people like Pacha get booted off, but in the mutants and Busey calls them, get a free pass. Don't you love usability? So this building right here, this red building, this is a building that we're in. This building used to be the New York Times's

hedge headquarters. So, before there was a Times Square, this is where the New York Times was. And then we have the administration building for Pace University. And yeah, it's a really nice guy. Now, my mom. I was talking with my mom because my mom used to go to Pace University, which is right down the block here. I was telling her about we have a weird staircase in my star front. It's like really, really wide. It's marble steps. Yeah, I know. He's always very nice. I know. Maybe he, well, he's like, he told me, Oh, and he told me through a direct message that he's gonna make a new account. So, he'll make a new account, but I don't think he should have to make a new account. But it's annoying. But anyway, they used to be Saks Fifth Avenue in here or something, some kind of shopping, some kind of a department store used to be in there. So, I think we have two people, two people milling about. Yep, a chick is one of them.

money is one of the good guys, right? In both of your boozy scopes, see, that's what I'm talking. This is annoying as hell, just gonna piss me off all day now. Anyway, guys, it is time. I have to go. It is time to make that money. But literally from the middle of Park Row with the municipal building right there and City Hall right there. This is Dutch moss signing off. Have a fantastic New York day, whether you live here or not. Hug your loved ones, cherish the moment, and good morning, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. We're gonna be back on after work. We will do a little postmortem, absolutely, guys. Thank you so much, guys. Have a great day, guys. Have a great afternoon, have a great evening, have a great morning, wherever you are in the world, and I'll see you later, right? Bye-bye.

The Morning Show Ep 74

The Morning Show Ep 74

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