Yelim, you know my friend Taehwan?
Yeah?
He broke up with his girlfriend. What? Why?

His girlfriend lied to him, but got caught drinking with another man. Oh my gosh! Why would she lie? I really don't understand people who lie.

See, this is what I love about you. You don't lie to me, you always tell me everything.

And you don't flirt with other guys or cause trouble. Of course, I hate lying. Me too. Yeah.

Sweetie
Yeah? I'd never even been intimate with a man before I met you. You're my first kiss.

(First kiss?) Then you've never even gone out with a guy before? Not even a date?

To be honest, I've been on dates. Right, of course, you can tell me. I once went out with a soccer player.

A soccer player~ But we only went to first base. (LOL) You kissed the soccer player?

Yes
(What's going on?) (What's going on?) You just said I was your first kiss.

Yes! So you lied to me? No, I didn't lie. You just said that you had never kissed another man before we met.

Well, I kissed him after you and I met. (WTF?? LOL) Wait, what? That's even weirder.

(That's worse! LOL) It means you cheated on me! No, it's not cheating! We just kissed.

(What's she saying?? LOL) What?? Why, what's wrong? Hey!
Yes?

(Very concerned) You kissed a soccer player after we started going out? You kidding me? Honey, calm down.

I thought you were different, what the heck? Are you mad? Of course I'm mad! Wouldn't you be?

But why, though? You just said you kissed another man! No, honey, you've got it all wrong.

About what? Please listen to me. Fine. I met a soccer player, K, and we kissed. Yeah? But it was a dream.

(LOLLLLLLLLL) (What an excuse!) You kissed him in your dream? Yes!

This was all in your dream? Yes, we kissed in my dream! (Wait, he falls for that??)

Well, if it was in your dream, that's fine. Yes! I really felt bad even though it was just a dream~

You felt bad? Yes. How sweet of you. Right? It's okay if it was just a dream, not like this happened in real life.

Right, you know I'd never lie to you. I'm sorry I misunderstood you. It's okay, babe.

Phew, that was close. (OMG LOLLLLLLLLL CRAZY!!) (THIS IS CRAZY!) What was that?

Huh? That was close? (OMG!!!) (LOLLL) Oh, I came close to leaving work early yesterday.

(This is hilarious LOLL) Close to leaving work early? Yes. You came close to leaving work early?

Right, I was this close to doing that. Oh, that's what you meant? Yes~ You're not doubting me, right?

Sorry, I doubted you for a second, sorry. It's okay, you can trust me. You know I can't lie.

Of course I trust you~ Oh, last night, I received a phone call from a number I don't recognize.

It was from a classmate who I haven't spoken to in 20 years. And he asked me to lend him some money.

For real? So I asked around about him. Turns out he's addicted to gambling, so he goes around trying to borrow money from people, and he's lost about 200K so far.

Oh my god, 200K? Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. But honey, yeah?

Losing 200K is nothing, though. Yeah? This happened to my friend; listen carefully. She lost 500K gambling.

500K?! Yeah. She lost all her money, and her parents' money, and borrowed a ton of money from friends, so she lost all her friends, too.

She lived in a casino for 3 years. OMG, is she crazy? How can she lose 500K gambling?

Wow, she must be insane to do such a thing! What a nutcase! Honey, that's not nice; you're going too far.

No, I'm not! Think about it. She should've come to her senses before losing 500K.

She's a complete nutcase! Think about it, she lost 500K! Hey, yes. You think I wanted to lose all that?

You think I wanted to lose all that?
(LOLLL) (OMG LOLLLLLLLLL)

This was about you??
(CRAZY!!!) Huh? Did you lose 500K?

(WHO IS SHE??? LOLL) What are you talking about? You just said, "You think I wanted to lose all that?"

(Her brain's on fire) I meant, my friend lost 500K gambling. So I lost my temper and slapped her.

So I was just saying it's not like I wanted to lose my temper and slap her. (What kind of BS is she saying?? LOLLL)

It was about you losing your temper? Yes! (Losing temper and slapping, LOL) So you didn't lose 500K?

Of course not, that's crazy! You were talking about losing your temper~ Yes~ Of course, no way you'd have lost all that money gambling and lived in a casino.

You know I despise gambling. Really? Yes. Sweetie, you know I can't lie. You gotta trust me.

Yes, I do! You can't even lie, so how would you know anything about gambling? Right, so stop doubting me, babe.

Sorry for doubting you for a sec. Okay, I heard another thing about this classmate. Yeah, his gambling addiction is so bad that he's gone crazy.

Yeah? You know what he named his pet dog? What did he name the dog? He named the dog Poker.

(LOLLL Poker) What kind of name is that for a dog? He's crazy! Wow, that is crazy.

What was your dog's name? Toto? (OMG Toto LOLLL Sports Toto??)

Sigh... I should really stop... Toto... You gamble, don't you? What? You just said you should stop... Toto...

(She got caught again, LOLLL) I meant my dog Toto should stop eating snacks. She won't eat her meals.
(LOLLLLL)

Your dog Toto should stop eating snacks? Right. (Her dog Toto, not Sports Toto? LOLL)

That's what you meant? That's what I meant. Not Sports Toto? No, I'm talking about my pet Toto.

Yeah? Stop doubting me. Someone's calling you. Let me just get this. Hello? Ah~ Right.

Yes, I'll pay you back. I promise I'll at least pay the interest by next week. (LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

(Choking) Darn Toto, made me take out a loan. (OMG LOLLLLLLLLLL)

You took out a loan because of gambling? Huh? You said you took out a loan because of Toto.

I... I meant I took out a loan to pay for my dog Toto's surgery. (STOP!! LOLLLLLLLLLLL)

You took out a loan for your dog's surgery? Yeah, he's... really sick. Is that so?

Yes. How expensive was the surgery that you had to take out a loan for? You sure you're not gambling?

Honey, yeah. Don't you know I despise gambling? Really? You know I can't lie!

Babe, yeah? Can you lend me 20K? (LOLLLL Money for gambling?)

You want me to lend you 20K? I'll pay you back 40K next month.

(LOLLLL double the principal) That's possible? Definitely. I'll pay you back!

What are you saying right now? How on earth would you pay me back 40K? That's what I'm saying! By next month, I-Will-Pay-You-Back-40K!

(She's really desperate, LOL) You speak so... glibly?
(dobak = gambling, sounds similar to ddobak = articulately)

(LOLLLL DOBAK DOBAK*)
(*gambling) You're so articulate...  using gambling terms.

Let's go, you gotta lend me that money, 20K? (LOLLL) Did you bring your car today?

No, I didn't. Haven't seen you driving much lately, where's your car? It's just over there.

Over there, where? Gangwon Casino (LOLLLL) (Gangwon Casino, LOLL)
Let me borrow 20K!

I have to pay 20K to get my car back. Why is the car there? Just give me 20K!

[Eng]몰카(매운맛) - Kiss? 도박? 거짓말 절대 못하는 여친의 끝은?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 다같이 대폭소파티ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Eng]몰카(매운맛) - Kiss? 도박? 거짓말 절대 못하는 여친의 끝은?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 다같이 대폭소파티ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ