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do you need some help or anything? Or oh no, no, no, I was just, you know, in the neighborhood. Okay, um, well, my mom called, said the baby's ready to go, so whenever you're ready. Alright, give me a minute. And baby, you set up with that guy and have a baby? It did? Wow, I mean, by looking at you, I just couldn't even tell. It wasn't just um, do you ever think that we could ever? No, not a chance. You left me for turning 30. I was the best thing that you had going for you. I met Louise, and he loved me for who I was, regardless of my age. He didn't look at me like some baby-making machine that was put on this earth just to have babies. I guess I should say thank you because you taught me a very valuable lesson about love and what it actually means. I really dodged a bullet on that one. Take care of yourself, Jet. I hope you guys enjoyed today's life lesson with Luis. Make sure to like and

year-old hag. You're going to throw away an eight-year relationship because I'm 30. Well, yeah, your time clock came and went. You were expired now like milk. You're not thinking clearly. I mean, you're just stressed out because of work. It's okay. It's fine. Yes. Can you stop? I'm breaking out with you. That's final. Besides, there's someone else. She's 21. She wants kids. Okay. [Applause] I don't want to be a jerk. I'll give you 24 hours to find a new place and get your things out. [Music] I'm headed to work. Enjoy your birthday. [Music] In that moment, Jessica's entire life flipped upside down. Here she was on her 30th birthday, expecting a proposal, and instead, she got dumped for being too old. Jed, on the other hand, wasted no time with his new girlfriend. Things were exciting, new, and they couldn't be more in love. Jed was so excited to start a family with his new girlfriend that he showed

up to the hospital, ready to be a proud father. But to his surprise, he was shocked when the baby came out a few shades darker than he imagined. Hey, Jessica. Hey, I'm sorry. Do I know you? It's me. It's Jet. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't recognize you. What are you doing here? I remembered you come to this park and you know, so are you stalking me? Did you come here knowing that I would be here? Sort of. It's nothing weird. I just, yeah, saw you, um, deleted your number, and I couldn't get a hold of you. And I remember you like to come to the spark and run. Okay, so do you need something? I was thinking maybe we could just hang out. I could just... Hey babe, have a good one. Hey, I did. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. Um, no, this is Jet, my ex-boyfriend. Well, you dated a homeless guy. He wasn't homeless when we dated. Huh? Oh, um, hey, nice to meet you. I'm Louise.

really isn't it better to have babies while you're still young? It's easier to lose weight after having a baby while you're still young. Speaking of losing weight, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Here, babe, I made that for you. It's so perfect. But um, don't you think if you want to start a family and make babies, we should get some more practice? You know what, say no more. Today's the day. Morning, babe. Morning, Jess. Big day today. Hey, could you come upstairs when you're done here? There's something I didn't talk to you about. Yeah, of course. Okay, what do you want to talk to me about? Well, it's something important, something that I've been meaning to do for a while now. I got that promotion at work, which made me think, I do to break up. Wait, what? Don't be upset, it's nothing personal. I just got that promotion at work and in what, and you're 30 now? I'm 30 and I'm dead. Yeah, but you know I want to have kids and family, and I can't have it with a 30.

you're going to throw away an eight-year relationship because I'm 30. Well, yeah, your time clock came and went; you were expired now like milk. [Music] Thank you so much for the most perfect birthday. I love you so much. I love you too, babe. I want to give you the world, and when I get that promotion, I promise I will. I can't believe I'm 23 already. I know, it feels like just yesterday we were passing notes in lesbian dance theory. Stop, that is not what it's called. I mean, I know, but wouldn't do anything to put a smile on that face. How did I get so lucky? I was just drunk; that kind of helped, you know? No, but seriously, um, I'm the lucky one. I'm gonna make you my wife one day. Oh, really? When is this happening? Um, hopefully soon. I really want to have healthy babies while you're still young. So, what do you think? Are you ready to start a family? I think and maybe wait until my 30s to start a family. [Music]

Guy BREAKS UP With Girlfriend for TURNING 30!!!!

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