Hi folks, Philip here, and today's going to be a little different. I've got big plans for the holidays next week; I'm

actually doing two Christmas specials this year, and I'm so busy getting ready for them that I decided to do something

casual for today. You guys love my mailbag videos where I answer questions about other people, but this time I'm

going to answer your questions about me. Now, these are all over the place, and some of them are very personal, but I'm

going to be 100% honest. I've always been a very private person who tries to keep her personal life out of videos, but

after almost five years, I guess I can let my guard down just this once. Get ready for some unfiltered

[Music]  So, where did the questions come from? Well, most of them came from my Patreon page,

because a few days ago I asked everybody what they wanted to know, and I told them they could ask me absolutely anything.

Besides that, I get lots of questions in the comment section, and since people know I'm really hard to offend, I get

some pretty strange stuff there sometimes, and also from emails. And by the way, guys, yes, I do have an email

address; it's listed on the About Me section in my YouTube channel. So let's see what you guys came up with. The

first question is from Brian L, who says, "On your recent trip to Australia, you went to Bondi Beach; did you go topless

when the camera was off?" Well, to be honest, I actually was topless on the beach, but only when I was

filming the intro you saw in the video, and since my hair covered everything, I didn't accidentally flash anybody.  Whew!

Imagine the horror! But no, I stayed fully dressed when I wasn't filming. Next, he's also got a second

Question: When you got in the sleeping bag with that guy, did you two actually spend the night together? Well, I hate to

ruin the illusion, but I promise to tell you the truth. So here's what really happened: Dion, my tour guide in Australia,

came up with the line about getting "pee in the sack," so we just added that part where I crawled into the bag with him.

So no, we actually didn't sleep together in the bag. I actually slept by myself after we filmed. Okay, next question is

from William B, who wants to know: Have you ever banned anyone on your channel, and what did they do that crossed the

line? Well, yes, I banned people, but not for disagreeing with me or even for insulting me. They can do what they want

to. It's usually for outright lying about things I've said or done, even after I gave them the proof that they're just

plain wrong, but they continue posting the same crap. I've also banned people for scammer links that take you to fake

websites, and I've also banned a few people for racist comments or for really obscene language. But you can disagree

with me all you want; I actually enjoy a good debate, so go for it. But first, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do you

feel lucky? Well, do you, punk? All right, next question. The next is from Zach E: Will you ever go back to

school to continue your education? No, seriously, I doubt it. I already graduated from college, and I don't see what good it would do. I

already have a job, and if I ever switch to something else, I just complete whatever training I needed. But to be

honest, I'm reaching a point where I need to make some tough decisions, some hard choices. I can't keep working like this

forever because I'm not that young anymore. I always said I wanted to be a wife and maybe a mother, and at

34 I'm starting to run out of time, so that doesn't mean I'd stop making videos or leave YouTube. It just means that I

need to start thinking about settling down and making a life for myself. But right now, that's just impossible because

I'm working over 80 hours a week, and my life is consumed by nothing but making content. So if I decided to get married,

that just wouldn't be fair to my husband because I have nothing left to give at the end of the day, which, you know, for me is about 3:00 a.m. But going back to school, that's really low on my

priority list, although I really wanted to be a lawyer. But I guess, oh well. Okay, next question is from John Y: After

300 years of Spanish occupation, are there a lot of Filipinos with Spanish blood? And do you have any Spanish

ancestry? Well, it's funny you should mention that because I always wonder the same thing myself. I don't look like

other Filipinos, so I figured there might be some surprises in my family tree. I ordered a DNA kit, but when I tried to

mail the sample back to the US, it got blocked at the post office because it was considered biological material. Crazy, right?

So when I went to America last year, I did another test and I filmed myself doing it because I was going to turn it

into a video. But when I got the results, they weren't what I expected, so I canceled the video. It turns out that

I'm 2% Chinese and 98% Filipino. Boring! But what about everyone else here? Surely after 300 years, a lot

of us have Spanish blood, right? So I researched it and was shocked to find out that only 2% of Filipinos have any

Spanish blood at all. I guess the Spanish just didn't find us attractive. I don't know, they just didn't mix with Filipinos.

That much, but thanks for the question. I learned something new today. All right, so the next question is from Thomas B: How

long is your hair? Well, I don't actually know, so let me get a tape measure and we'll find

out. All right, folks, so for those of you that don't know, this is Lucy, my assistant. She's the woman behind the

camera when I'm filming. So Lucy, let's get measuring. Let me get the other end. Okie

dokie. Okay, okay. 42 inches! Wow, 42! There you go, Thomas. It's 42 inches.

That's about three and a half feet. I might need a trim soon. So thanks, Lucy. And the next question is about Lucy again.

JRM wants to know: So Lucy, how did we meet? Facebook! Yep, I met her on Facebook, which is where we do everything here in

the Philippines, about four years ago. Wow, has it really been that long, Lucy? I was looking for a camera person, and Lucy was

looking for work, so we became a team. So Lucy, do you regret working with me? Oh yes, how dare you! Get back to work!

Kidding! Next question is from Matt S: What type of man are you attracted to? Alpha, Beta, Sigma, GMA, etc.? Well, I'm not

sure how much faith I put in those kinds of labels, but if I had to choose, I'd say

a Sigma—the strong, silent type. Alphas can sometimes be too loud and obnoxious for me; not every Alpha, though, but a lot of

them. So I tend to prefer the quiet, intelligent guy who stands up for himself and for me as well. But that's

not set in stone. I'm sure there are good guys from all types. JG wants to know:

With all you've accomplished, what are you most proud of? I think I'd have to say building my

Family, a home that's a problem I made as a little girl, and I was always determined to keep it. I knew my parents

would probably never be able to afford a real house, like, you know, a concrete house, so it made me feel really proud to

actually build one for them. That's their forever home, and now I don't have to worry about it blowing away in a typhoon,

and I know my mom is safe. Promise made, promise kept. Next question is from Simon R, who says, "Why don't you sing more songs?

I really love your voice, but you never sing." Really? You love my voice? I don't... well, the problem is almost every song

that people recognize is copyrighted, so the video gets demonetized. And since I have to get a paycheck, I only sing on my

Patreon channel, where the videos don't make any money anyway. But thanks for the compliment. You can go check my Patreon

videos; how I torture my patrons. Sorry, guys. Okay, Richard C, what was really in the drawer by your bed that you didn't want

your mom to find? Oh wow, you actually remember that! That's from one of my very first "Dar the Pee" videos, where I was I

think chopping a coconut. Now, I haven't done this in a while, so if I cut off my hand and bleed to death, Mom, I really

love you. Give all my stuff to my little brothers, and please don't look in the drawer by my bed, please!

Okay, you asked, so here's the real story. About 10 years ago, one of my friends got married, and I was a bridesmaid. I don't

know if it's a custom where you live, but here in the Philippines, the bride gives a little gift to each one of the

bridesmaids. Well, since I have a reputation of being such a goody-two-shoes, she thought it would be funny to

embarrass me by giving me something that's kind of scandalous for a Filipina to have. Well, it was a vibrator. Now, if

You know anything about Filipinos? You know, we can't throw anything away, so when you give us a gift, we're kind of

stuck with it. So I just left it in a box and I put it under some clothes at the

back of my drawer and forgot about it. But I was always worried that my mom might find it whenever I was, you know,

away from home. So if I ever got killed, that would probably be the last horrifying memory for her little

kid. You know, next question. Next one is from B.D. I don't think that's his real name because his

last name says 'Doe,' and I don't think any parent with the last name of Doe would name their kid Ben. And if they did,

that's kind of cruel. Anyway, Ben says, "What's the weirdest email you ever received?" Oh, well, that'd be a very long

list, but I do remember a couple of strange ones. A few months after I first started my channel, I got this email from a guy who

claimed that somehow I hacked his phone and I was sending him some disturbing images, whatever that means. And he said

that the voices were telling him that he needed to come find me to make it stop. As you can imagine, that scared me to

death, and that's the reason I decided to stop talking about my personal life, and I kind of became a hermit ever since.

Then I'm real careful not to film where I live or give any clues that would make it easy to find me. I don't show the

license plate of the car I use, and I don't even shop at the same stores all the time. I don't know if that guy is

still watching my channel, but if he is, I hope he got some professional help. So the other one I got was just a

few days ago. It was kind of a job offer, I guess, from a website that only features women with long hair. They

wanted me to post pictures of myself in different poses while brushing my hair or washing my hair, and they said I'd

make money every time someone clicked on them. I've never heard of anything like that before, but it's obviously not

something I'm going to do. Weird, huh? People are weird. Ah, whatever floats your boat. Okay, I got several questions from

Jim H, but they're just little quick ones. How tall is too tall, H? There's not really a height limit, really. I'm 5'5", and about

two inches taller than me is fine. So you have to be at least 5'7" to ride the

ride. Okay. Long hair, short hair, or no hair, H? No preferences; any of the above, I guess. I'm not really picky about guys'

hair, as long as it's not greasy, I guess. Smart or handsome? Smart, any day of the

week. Nothing beats intelligence for me. Not necessarily book smarts, just someone that can keep up, you know, like when

you're watching a movie with somebody and halfway through they say, "Now, who's that guy again?" and you're like, "Um, that's

the main character, the one you've been watching for the last hour." I want someone that can tell me what's going

on. Biggest physical turnoff? Oh, long, dirty fingernails. That just says something about a guy's personal hygiene. If he's

The Filipina Pea - UNFILTERED!

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