Rocks! Rocks are bad! Dad, what? I want a rock. What? A rock? What for?

Pet rocks are popular nowadays. What? Pet rocks? No! Big Mac and I are the only ones in our class without one!

There are only three people in your class! Just buy me one! You never buy me anything I want!

No! No! No! No! No! Oh, why not? They don't shed hair like other pets, are quiet, and don't even smell!

Hmm, you're right. Then can I get one? Can I get one? Sure, fine. But don't go around throwing that thing in the house!

Oh, heck yeah!! Finally!! I got permission! That boy can be so cute at times, Cooper!!!!!!!

Have a nice day!!!! No wonder he always has bathroom-cleaning duty! It's a dang war with that boy every morning!

Is this the pet rock he was talking about? My rock!! I don't see anything special about it.

How do you raise a pet rock?? That YouTube thing or whatever is messing with kids' heads nowadays.

Everything they do is... What? Why's this falling suddenly? And where's that draft coming from?

Cooper -- that boy left the window open! What? What does this keep falling? Is the bottom slippery?

No, it's not. Anyway, out of all things that boy could be interested in... That mother...

I'm just going to tape this thing to the table with duct tape. Let's see you move now, buddy!

You ain't going nowhere! It's gotta be possessed to fall again. No way... It fell again?

Where'd that rock...? Where'd it go! Where'd that dang rock go! No way!

That thing's possessed! Get outta my house! Where'd that boy get such a thing?

I threw it, for sure! What's it doing back here?

I threw it! I THREW IT! No way... Wow, I thought it was there again.

Anyway, for real. Who could that be? Who is it? You got mail. Oh, yeah—thanks.

That fishing rod I ordered a couple days ago is already here. Fishing~ Fishing rod~ Let me open my package~

You ain't fooling me! You think I'm stupid, you dang rock! You gotta try better than that to fool me!

Who's calling at this hour! Who? What? (No Caller ID) Hello? (No Caller ID)

Hello! Hello! Who is this! Who are you! You're pissing me off in the morning!

No... No.... It can't be... No way... Honey, wake up! Honey, are you okay?

Daddy, are you okay? Are you okay, honey? I told you Dad ain't dead!

I want my $10! Ooh, my head! What happened? A concussion knocked you out.

If it weren't for the first aid, you'd be in danger. First aid? But I was home alone!

I said, gimme my $10! Could it be?? That's the last thing I saw...!

Cooper! Cooper! What? The rock! Where's that rock? Rock? Hold on a sec.

Here! This rock saved me! You son of a rock! Thank you, you son of a rock! Rocky, that's it! From now on, your name is Rocky!

- Thank you so much, Rocky. Thank you.
- Honey, are you okay? He must have severe brain damage.

Rocky, let's be friends forever. Rocky, Rocky, daddy's home! Rocky!

Where'd my Rocky go? Honey! Honey! Cooper!! What! Why are you screaming at me at night!

Where's Rocky?? Oh, that little pebble? I tossed it away because it's old now.

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad, you're going to make me go deaf! Who the f**k throws family away,

you little piece of shit! Let go of me! Pet condoms are popular now! Where is he?
Tell me!

Where is he!! I tossed him in the river on my way home from school. The ri... River?!

Cooper, I'll see you after I come back! Be safe~ Rocky, Daddy's sorry.

Please just be alive. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rocky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rocky! Rocky, can you hear me!

Rocky! It's daddy! Rocky! Rocky! Where are you? Answer me, Rocky.

Is that...? Rocky!! Rocky!! I thought I lost you, Rocky. I will never! Never leave your side again!

Those rocks are...? That's your family? That's the b***h? Yes, papa.

That's right. You belong to nobody but nature. I had forgotten. He looks like a sausage. Woah.

I can't unsee that now. I was keeping you captive for my own happiness and joy, Rocky.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. The sausage is crying. I see. He's a wet sausage now. Lol.

- Lmao what - Lmao what
- hahahaha - hahahaha

You caught me off guard. Wow, f**k you, dude. Hahaha. Go on now. Go back to your family.

The back of his head... it looks like a sausage. Dude, lol. Ask him if he's cheese flavored.

I was so happy, Rocky! There goes the sausage. "Hey sausage!" "I'll remove your wrapper!"

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