My pants are throwing a dinner after Emma's graduation, and they said I could bring a date. Great! I'm so excited to finally meet your mom. Oh, Mrs. Wong, you're gonna love her. I hung out with her when I babysat Eddie. We were more like co-babysitters. No, she paid me to watch you later. Don't be nervous; parents love me. I'm almost me, a dead Chinese girl. What? She said that she's been saying that for a long time. If we talk to our baby, he'll learn the sound of our voices. Hey, little baby, this is your Baba. Oh, that must be your buffalo wings. Be right there. You're going to date a Chinese girl. I thought you gotten over that, but I guess he didn't understand we were dating. How could she not understand? I don't know. I said, you know, my boo, my flag girl, the fine sweetie. I don't know how much clearer I could have been.

Eddie Needs to Date a Chinese Girl - Fresh Off The Boat

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