this guy. So listen, I'm better than that guy. I don't need to come now 'cause I don't know where the what the is going on. What the is your issue, Jerry? Relax. No, no, I don't want to relax. What the is your is my my arrest. It's a dramatic and drunken arrest that lands us at the Tampa International Airport in Florida. Hey, what's up? Oh, there you go. What's going on, gentleman? That is in the um uh jean jacket that talking with the lady in the green. Okay, he was first harassing my customers. They were in line. Then he fell backwards. It literally butt first and all the way back and just collapsed and fell back on the floor. And I think he may have hit his head. I don't know. But then he got up and yelling people, yelling with confrontations with individuals. B the fight over United. Okay. And in their face and some woman. He was right in her face and she jump back and some guy that is taller than he is and bigger than he is.

got in his face and told him the top, and then she walked over to get him where go. It's just before 6 on a December holiday night when an airport police officer gets this not-so-festive call to a terminal bar called Duckies. How you doing, sir? My name's Officer Vasquez with the airport police. How you do getting arrested? You well? You don't have to get arrested. Why am I getting arrested? You're not getting arrested. I'm just talking to you 'cause I heard you're being a little intoxicated, causing some problems, and then you fell. So sorry, no, that's my fault. Thank you. When are you flying out? 95. I'm telling you, if you go to the gate in the state you're in, they're not going to let you fly. Okay, I will. Does that make sense? Yeah. So do you have some place you can go right now? I do. Okay, where is that? I don't know. Do you have your telephone? Could you look it up? Are you... do you know him? Yeah, we been all

sitting um yeah get your phone, and you're going to be okay. This nice lady you see here in the green takes it herself to help the man in blue call for a ride home. When he sees a picture of his daughter on his phone, the man breaks down in tears. Honey, don't cry. Put your password in there. After a minute of trying to figure out who to call, the officer begins to take matters into his own hands. What flight are you flying, sir? Here, the go. What happened? You're the guy? I am the guy. You're the guy? I can like 9:15. No, no. What airline? Um, Jet Blue. Oh, Jet Blue. No, you're not. You guys, so you're the guy. I'm going to go lay down somewhere. You're the guy. I got nobody to call. I got you. So this is my concern. I understand. I'm going to leave, and then I'm going to get another call. No, no, no. And then I'm going to have to come back here. No, you're not going to get another

call. I promise you that I'm going to lay in somewhere there. Another man shows up to the party, telling officers he's been trying to help the man in blue simmer down, working as a mediator between a few people at the bar. He later hints to officials that he thinks this guy has PTSD. When the officer starts asking the ducky drunky more questions, things start to get a little ugly. Obviously, you've had a couple drinks. What I'm saying is, yeah, I can tell. I'm just saying I am. I'm better. He walk up on anybody. Don't walk up on anybody. Walk up on us. We're going to listen. We're ask better than you on any. We're back to you're going back to the main, my friend, and we'll go get jet ticket. So listen, I'm better than. There's two ways you're going to go back, either in handcuffs or you're going to walk back. Which one are you going to do? No, you, you. Oh, okay, you n n. He's pulling away, dude. Put your

hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back, man. Put your hands behind your back. Multiple officers are forced to cuff the guy. They collect his things and eventually start walking out of the airport terminal. The officers asked the man if he has an ID, and after not one but four times asking, the main officer in charge gets a hold of his license. Can you read on a South Carolina driver's license by number? The officer learns the man in blue is from South Carolina, and his name is Jerry. Unhappy with his not-so-sober situation, Jerry begins to mouth off. You'll see, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. Listen, man, we're going to get you some help. You just need to calm down. I don't need to calm down 'cause I don't know where the f*** I am, what the f*** is going on. Okay, that's part of the problem that you drank. So, yeah, I know that. I'm not drunk. You want to just walk, go take him down the elevator. I'm not drunk. Yeah, we can't.

take the stairs. We definitely can't take the stairs. 14. Excuse me, guys. Excuse me. Why the am I still dreaming? 14 hours. What the is your issue? Relax. No, no, I don't want to relax. What the is your issue? My WR hurt. Kill me. Fu, kill me with two officers escorting him in and the main arresting officer by his side. Jerry is brought inside an airport elevator. Seems like things are going okay. Well, until hey, okay, all right, now you're nous. All right, I got leg shackles, my man. Put him on the ground. Yeah, put him on the ground. You go with me. I'm going to switch it to one. Jerry gets double restrained, and the crew makes it to the bottom floor for transport, except Jerry doesn't make it easy for officers. He plays dead or pretends he's asleep. Whatever he's doing, he's playing games with the officers. Do you want them to meet you at HQ? Come on, buddy. I'll get making faces and about racking up felony charges. That's Jerry making faces. Theak

up custody. He's like T Brea. It looks like he's pretending not to be conscious, but he's breathing, moving his eyes for nice, not going to kick nobody else. He took me to the truck. Is he by the load rela? I don't want to relax because Jerry, it's over. Jerry, it's over, brother. You're making it worse, the Hur well well. Stop struggling so it doesn't. I I didn't do anything. You kicked me, Jerry. That wasn't necessary. Oh, you're a. That's besides the point, whether he is or he isn't. Kick him, come. You just need to man up. We're you're good. Let me go grab. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good, I'm good. I got him, I got him. Let me go, Jerry. If you stop kicking us, we have no problem letting you go, but you're still Hur. Anybody, you just kicked me, bro. Come on, I H you. Yeah, we just, yeah, right there, Griff, right there. Let me go, I hear you. I already heard. Let me go, Jerry. We're not letting

you go already hurt. You're under arrest, buddy. Shut the... Medics arrive and indeed confirm Jerry is not dead. No, rather very much alive. His blood pressure and breathing checks out just fine, so it's time to get Jerry off the ground and into a squad car. You're going to jail, Jerry. Shut the... So we've decided it's jail. Are you going to walk or are we going to have to drag you out? You got to get me up. You walk, I got to. You can do that, so here. Lean over, get on your butt, and then you'll stand up from there. Lean over on your butt, cross your feet, cross your feet, and then you're going to get up from there. Get up from there. Oh, that hurts, CR. Well then, you're going to help us stand up then. That hurt, that help. Ready? 1, 2, 3. You got to help us though. I'm trying, Jesus. Thank you, that doesn't help. It's short steps, short steps, short steps. Go ahead, short steps. Okay, you ready? Ready? There we go, animals. No, shorter steps, shorter steps.

There we go. Thank you. Seems like Jerry gets back into the swing of things until he sees someone at the end of the hall that stops him in his tracks. Who? That's a janitor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, all right. Sit back down. Down. All right, all right. I'll sit down. I'll sit down. 'Cause he's not going. I'm not going anywhere. Car right over here. I'm not going anywhere with him. You're not going with him. Come on, dude. Let's go. I won't go with you. No, no, no. I'm just holding the door. So how do we want to... Who wants to transport? I can transport. I just need... I'm sitting down. I'm sitting down. I can do the my C, right? Even if it's against me or no? I'll R your C. My... You want to go? Yeah, I'll go with you. I'll go with you, g. Let's wait for stand. No, we can't front C, Jerry. It's against policy. Okay, well, you're... I'm not going with him. You're not going with him.

you're going with us. No, I don't care. Okay, you're not, but you're not going with him. You put in front. I go with you. It's against policy, Jer. We can't put it in front. I'm not going with. You're not going with him, Jerry. You're going with us. You know I'm put it in front. I'll go with you. It's not up to you anymore, buddy. We're you. Shut up. Shut the up. Okay, all right, whatever. This is between him and me. Well, you're going to jail, Jerry. I will go to jail. I don't care. Okay, then let's walk out the door. I don't care, but I'm not going that way. But that's where the car is, Jerry. I don't care. I'm not going that way. There's a ramp. I will go. You will go with you. I'm taking you. You take me. You UNC. I'm taking you, Jerry. No, shut up. I will go with you that way. Another way. There's only one way to go. The car's down here.

any way I will go other way than that way. There's no way we can go any other way. No, there's other ways. There is no other way. There is other way. There's no other way. Shut up. There's other ways. Oh, Jerry. After 3 minutes of what feels like a game of cat and mouse, Jerry Sans Tom finally agrees to get up. Jerry ready. You going to help us get you up. Ready on your butt. One, two, three. There you go. Perfect. We're going to walk down the ramp on your left and go to the car. And off Jerry goes, walking in the rain to the squad car, huffing and puffing along the way. I don't know how the I did this, of course. And on bran, he's not making things easy for officers. Give me a second and I will help you pull. Give me a second. I will help you. All right, lat. All right. Give me a second. I will help you move your foot. Let's go. Give me a second. But eventually he is strapped in, secured. Don't you bite him. Don't you

bite him and sent off to the local police station to be booked for disorderly conduct. Just shut the goddamn door. I'm not going to do anything.

Drunk Man Loses His Mind When Cops Cut Him Off at Airport Bar

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