Five, four, three, two, one. Well, that's all the time we have. So long, kids!

Don't destroy me, Mom! Can I have 200 bucks for a 256k game station?

That's less than a dollar a K. Oh, I might be able to help you with a song about thrift. When you spy a

Oh, you want money? Get a job, like your old man.

[Music] Nice day's work, kid. This is for you.

You're paying me in hair? You take these. You hang "tie menu" on door, I get more business. Send daughters to

small liberal arts college: Swarthmore, maybe Sarah Lawrence.

You quitter! Quit a boy, quitter boy! I'm sorry now. Restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Men, you boy must move silently like a ghost. Leave no footprint, only lunch specials.

True, but I gotta get paid. Money was funny.

Don't worry, honey. They're just firing bean bags.

I can't believe how young he is. He'd be cute if he weren't so idealistic.

[Music] The group is led by teenage activist

Jessie Grass, a dreadlock dreamboat whose virgin stock is on the rise.

No, I don't. Lisa and Jessie's sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

I'm a level five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Well, we might have an opening at the poser level. Oh, thank you, thank you. I am happy to report

we've succeeded in blocking the St. Patrick's Day parade, which every year steps on several lizards. What am I bid for the logging rights to

Springfield's oldest redwood tree? Uh, sold to the rich Texan. Any volunteers? [Music]

Hold on. Once you're up there, you can't come down. Whoever does will have a place in my heart.

Mom, Dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.

Arch, she's gonna knock on our stash. [Music] This looks like a good place to set up

camp. Wow, what a view! [Music] Now you come down from there, Missy! I won't come down

till you spare this tree! Oh, no! My baby's up there! It's okay, Mom. I have a safety line. Dear Lisa,

you rock! Mom is calling rescue agencies; Dad is building a giant ladder, but it is of poor quality. We miss you, Bart. Ah, the family's just

sitting down to dinner. [Music] Call God, same grace. Oh, I can't take it. Would it be so bad if I just went home

for an hour? Hey, everybody! [Music] Oh, it's morning. I gotta get back. Oh, no, not by ladders,

but by lightning! Lightning! Oh, at least it wasn't my fault. Still unknown is the fate of tree-sitter Lisa

Simpson. Goodbye, Lisa. We'll miss you. Oh, no, Lisa's gone, and nothing will bring her

back. I loved Lisa Simpson, loved her like a shrub, and I would give anything to see her

sweet face again. I'm turning this entire forest into the Lisa Simpson Wilderness Preserve. We won, Lisa!

We finally won! We have to tell them you're not dead.

No, Mom, it's a memorial for us now. If I'm

My side, Lisa! Come in, Raven. Father, coming through. Thanks for the beer, Moe. But before Lisa

died, she made this tape that I think you should hear.

Dear Moe, if anything should ever happen to me,

I want you to tear up my dad's tab and pour cocktail onions on it.

Dad, I can't read it. And now Branford Marsalis will play

Don't touch it! They can clone her from the spit.

Was that this forest would become the world's rootiness-tootiness pollutants amusement park? Oh, cut it down!

[Music] Now get your honey off of Lisa Land!

[Music] It's headed for the business district. [Music] Score one for the bad guy!

write you letters on rice paper with a soy pencil.

What's up with it? Used to be a tree, now it spreads love to you and me. [Music]

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