You know who's got the hardest job tonight? Javier Bardem and his wife are both nominated. Now, if she loses, he can't win. He is praying that Will Smith wins, like, "Please Lord, Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it." All right. [Applause] It's JavaScript. That was a nice one. Okay, I'm out here. Oh, Richard. Oh, wow. Wow. Will Smith just smacked the [__ ] out of me. Wow, dude. Yeah, it was a G.I. Jane jump.

That was the greatest night in the history of television. Okay.

Will Smith Punching Chris Rock but it’s zoomed in on Lupita Nyong'o

JL the Martian

Javier Bardem's difficult situation and humorous commentary on the Oscars.

Javier Bardem and his wife are both nominated, creating a conflict if one loses.

He hopes Will Smith wins to avoid an awkward situation.

A humorous comment about Jada Pinkett Smith's potential G.I. Jane 2 movie.

The speaker considers the night the greatest in television history.

Will Smith Punching Chris Rock but it’s zoomed in on Lupita Nyong'o

Will Smith Punching Chris Rock but it’s zoomed in on Lupita Nyong'o

Scripts