Self-Deprecating Humor and Existential Despair

Self-deprecating and nihilistic statements about life, relationships, and self-worth are expressed in a sarcastic and darkly humorous manner.

### Self-Deprecating and Dark-Humored Quotes and Thoughts
* 😔 "Don't be ashamed of who you are, it's your **parents' fault**."
* 😅 "I cleaned so thoroughly that the only trash left is **me**."
* 😈 "Blocking people is not enough for me; I want them to **stop living**."
* 🚿 "If you shower naked, you're a **whore**."
* 🔥 "I take super hot baths to practice **frying in hell**."
* 🔄 "You can't fix the past, but you can still **mess up the future**."
* 🕵 "I have many hidden talents, they're just so hidden that I can't find them."

Don't be ashamed of who you are, it's your parents' fault. I cleaned so thoroughly that the only trash left is me. Blocking people is not enough for me; I want them to stop living. If you shower naked, you're a whore. I take super hot baths to practice frying in hell. You can't fix the past, but you can still mess up the future. I have many hidden talents, they're just so hidden that I can't find them. I won't elaborate on this thread because I have no idea what I'm talking about. Maybe I'm not handsome, funny, smart, talented, or athletic. You don't like me, and as it happens, I don't like you either. Luckily, you only live once; I couldn't stand a second time. I started at the bottom and miraculously fell even lower, completely devoid of any ability to hold a basic conversation. I'm in vocational school because all I do is fail people. I don't even feel lazy anymore; I simply do nothing. If self-love is gay, then I'm extremely straight. Today sucks, going back to school. I don't want to brag, but I'm solid from zero to 10. Do I have depression, or am I just reacting...

The appropriate way to deal with the fact that the world is so shitty, friends are like snowflakes, girls, in general, like nice guys, but you are probably a Redditor. If what I have in my pants determines my gender, then my gender is tiny. I'm not completely useless; you can use me as a bad example. Drink water, you wonderful hardworking but underpaid person. Sometimes I want to die, but then I remember that the world would be better off without me, so I stay. Every day I think to myself, It can't get any worse, and then it gets even worse. Inflation doesn't exist; lower prices or just start stealing. If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason. Stop saying that I'm a sexist; I've never had sex in my life. Think twice, dude, I haven't even thought once. If you're sad to spend Valentine's Day alone, remember that you also spend every other day alone. Everything is messed up except me. Oh, you're rich. List all the numbers on your credit card; I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. Like if you love Sonic or can't remember the last time you were happy.

Enough of healthcare, it's time for unemployment. Diseases, only memory loss can fix me now. Touching the grass is not enough for me. I need long and intensive therapy. Talk to your friends, you don't annoy them at all. My circle of friends is small, but it's not my choice. People don't like to be around me. Am I perfect? No. Am I trying to fix it? Yes. Why do such sexy people like me have to suffer so much in life? How to avoid stress at work? Don't go to work. I'm half Batman and half Spiderman, I have neither superpowers nor money. I bet I have more chromosomes than you. I won't apologize for annoying people because I know I will keep doing it. If not, I'll turn everything into a joke. We have a tradition - the police. My password is weak, just like my memory, so leave me alone. Today I start my challenge for December, where I try to survive December. Every day, I exercise my legs when I'm constantly running away from the problem. If your friendship has lasted longer than 7 years, it's no longer a friendship, it's a miracle. Recently, I took a picture of myself and remembered why I don't do that.

Taking breaks from the thigh that I am a properly functioning member of society honestly tomorrow will be crappy she doesn't think about you talking to people during a conversation I don't care about it should be normal sometimes you need to take a few minutes break for example breaks from breathing new year new me means I will be even worse fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist not if you can't be the best be the worst for sleep problems the best is a cocktail of ammonia and mercury clearly indicates that I'm screwed up and you idiots identify with me it's no wonder I have a messed up life I'm the main character and it's all for the development of my character I know you're in a bad mood today just remember it's all your fault for me the other side of Google is the Dark web who gave me such a cool voice Mr. Piotr of course so check out his YouTube channel and show that you like it I just saw someone younger than me is incredibly talented it ruined my day weekends are a scam of one day I'm exhausted one day I'm Marwi Don't be part of the problem Be the whole

People sing you happy birthday, it's like an indispensable scene, life goes on, that's the problem. I haven't washed since yesterday, and I've hated myself for 8 years. If your group chat is not active, your friends probably made a new one without you. Oh, so you have a happy family and a dream job. I, on the other hand, have prostate cancer. I don't want to die, but I want to be dead. The internet is a terrible place, and I'm a terrible person, so I fit perfectly there. I want to be wealthy, but I only have half a way to go. Don't worry, the future will be much worse. I wish all those happier than me to die. People say there's nothing free in this world, forgetting that there isn't entirely. I don't really want to die, but I don't really want to live either. Sorry, I can't go out with you today, I have to sit in my room and feel strange. Honey is just bee sperm. Sleep doesn't solve my problems, but it helps me ignore them. Kids scream even though they have no problems; it should be me screaming. Let people enjoy life; I enjoy others' suffering. I don't have an ugly profile from any angle; I look terrible.

I am interested that something good happened to C in life, it should happen to me too. My life looks like a low-quality fanfic. My only contact in the phone is Add a new number. Don't worry about your life, in about 20 years, the Earth will be uninhabitable. Why is it written as camouflage and not I don't like it when parents ask me about my other half, fortunately, I don't have to worry about it because they won't admit to me. Sorry for not replying, I pretended I didn't see it, and then I forgot. Since the USA is so great, why was USB created? You can't stand my company. I have to live with myself all the time. I'm interested in NFT, really cool butts. You don't continue this conversation, she just doesn't want to talk to you. I wonder who is the most handsome. Relax after a long day of doing nothing. Dating is so simple, you approach a girl, invite her somewhere, and she refuses. A woman goes to the doctor, and the doctor is also a woman. Dating a single mother is like starting up. I have more conversations in my head than in real life. Darling, I'm not ignoring you. I just wonder how to spell beautiful. If we gave up all rights, crime would.

She would drop to zero if she kept talking about her ex for so long that I actually started missing him, that's how happy I am. I would screw him. Why y is more like y to me, it looks like I'm a model student. I even passed the AIDS test. NSFW. I don't even have a job. If I masturbate to hentai drawn by a guy, does it mean that the guy brought me to orgasm? Life is good until you start living theoretically. You only live two minutes. But every time you take a breath, the clock resets. I am the perfect reason why abortion should be legal. I really love small, clean men. Taking care of a child is like breeding your own sperm. I don't need sex. Life fucks me every day. You can see a pussy in this picture, and that's how I talk about myself. I hate fake PNG files. The only way for me to be happy is to turn myself into a Happy Meal. Aphrodite, the goddess of love. Why did she break my bones? I pour milk and then sprinkle flakes, and I don't like Lego. Do you have any suggestions for lyrics for the second part? Feel free to write and subscribe to know immediately when the episode with your lyrics comes out. And remember that you can join our Discord server.

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Sonic ma Kryzys Egzystencjalny

Pan Piotr

The text contains a series of disturbing and negative self-reflections, including thoughts of self-harm and low self-worth.

The language used is concerning and may indicate a need for mental health support.

It's important to address these issues with empathy and seek professional help.

Seeking intensive therapy can help with the challenges of memory loss and stress.

Building and maintaining friendships is important for personal growth and well-being.

Embracing humor and taking breaks can be valuable tools for managing stress and improving mental health.

The text is a collection of dark and negative thoughts about life, death, self-hatred, and the desire for suffering.

The author expresses a lack of will to live but also a fear of dying.

The overall tone is pessimistic, with a focus on envy, loneliness, and a distorted view of the world.

The speaker makes inappropriate and controversial remarks about various topics.

The statements are explicit and may be offensive to some readers.

The overall tone is provocative and attention-seeking.

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