Hope you got an extra six grand to pay. (Laughs) DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

FUCKING prick! Swear to God, if he actually painted my car pink, I'ma fucking kill him! Listen. It's not even that bad. I'd already seen it. Oh, it's not that fr- WHAT THE FUCK!?!!!? It looks like a fucking girl's car! It looks like fucking lipstick! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! SHIT!!! It's not actually on there.. Fuck! FUCK!! Fuck!! It's actually on there! Um.... yeah? Fucking piece of shit! Shit! Fuck! And he's all the way in Louisiana! The deep fucking South! Shit!! Fuck.. *softer* *Mumbling * *Opens Car Door* *Slams Door* SHIT!! Dude, my Dad's gonna fucking think I'm gay now! I mean, he already thinks it! He's not gonna think you're gay cause yo- He's gonna think you're gay too! People already think you're gay with me!

I just need it pushed into the hole. I mean, he deserves this! (Mark) You want us to put the motor- (Jesse) ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR NOT?!?! I need you to chill the freak out right now! Mark, come on! You know how I'm like, you know how I can get sometimes. Just fucking do this for me! You're asking us to put your brother's mo- You want my to do it? I have fucking animals, I can do it myself! You can't move it! Corn? Here! Here! Stop! Stop! Here! (Camera Theft) No, no! I'm good! I'm good, dude! I got the camera! You're gonna help now? You wanna redeem yourself? Look at this! Move whatever you gotta move! Get this shit out of here! (Kick Sushi Roll) Don't touch anything! We're good! Dude, you don't even have to be careful with it! Just grab the fucking bike!

You're pushing a motorcycle - YES. - into a hole of water? Yeah, so it could be fucking ruined cause he ruined my CAR!! Your car can be re-painted! He made it pink th- THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!! It looked like crap before anyway! Jesus fucking Christ, you've already dragged it this far. He's gonna be wondering why it's out here! I can get it re-painted YEAH, but he's making me look like a fucking PUSSY!! What do you have to say to that? Thank you, just fucking get it in! Just drop it! Corn help him. Get it in there! Just push it in there! Let's be done with this shit. Come on! COME ON!!!!!! You need to relax. I'll relax when it's in the fucking hole! Get it in there guys. Get it the fuck in there. Just drop it, you don't even care! (mirror breaks) Where you going?

It's fucking vagina PINK!! Jeffery goes and fucking- (BANG!) At least you showed up finally, I don't wanna fucking freak you out but... ....this asshole, he hasn't helped me! Corn hasn't helped me once! He's filming me fucking filling up the hole! I just need help, would you help me? Would you help me? That's all I'm asking! Fill up the hole? As a- (Slams Himself) He is gonna fucking kill us! I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO HAVE MY BACK!!!! That needs to go! I need you guys to move the motorcycle. Wait, why? I asked you guys, I mean you help with the room, but we need this out. We need this fucking out! Where? TO THE FUCKING HOLE!! Look, you don't have to- you don't have to agree with this. Just hook me up here! Have my back. I don't know if Corn is gonna have my back here, but I know you're strong enough to move this shit. I just need it pushed into the hole.

Uhh, well, you've been out here for a while, so... gotta make sure you're alright. So, why are you filling up the hole? Jeffery fucking painted my car pink, and I'mma get back at him, dude. Yeah, I mean, I saw that, but he's not even here. It's not like we can push him in it again or anything. I really don't care! Are you on my side or his? Well, yeah, I'm on your side! Do y'all do this shit? No, I was working with you the whole time! (laughs) Alright, chill. How would I talk to him good?? I was with you like literally all week. Maybe that was a cover, maybe you were distracting me. I don't fucking know. Distracting you? It was your idea to build the room! You wanna keep fucking pushing me, dude? I told you not to follow me. I'm doing my own thing here. You gonna have my back or not?

They fucking sucking on your corncob and shit! (Beep) (Beep beep beep BEEEEP beep) FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Beep beep beep BEEEEP beep) (Bang!) (Bang!) Shit! (Beep beep beep BEEEEP beep) There's no fucking sound system, he just painted it pink! (Beep beep beep BEEEEP beep) FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! (Beep beep beep BEEEEP beep) Do not follow me! Don't. Alright. It looks like shit! (Fuck, Fuck you JEEESE!) (Fuck, Fuck you JEEESE!) AHHHHHHHH!!!! (Fuck, Fuck you JEEESE!) (Fuck, Fuck you JEEESE!) (Fuck, Fuck you JEEESE!) (Fuck, Fuck you JEEESE!) (Creeper Approach) What the heck? So, what are you uhhh... doing here? Told you not to fucking follow me dude.

He doesn't even care about it. HE DOESN'T CARE! Here, you need me to- here! (Moves Stuff) You guys are fucking dilly-dangling! Come on! Fucking palm tree! There you go! Come on! Jesus Christ.. Are you guys gonna move it OR NOT!?!?! You got- The wheel's facing this way for Christ's sake! Come on, I know you're fucking stronger than that! Jesus, for FUCK's sake! Move it!! (Being Impatient) Jesus FUCKING Christ... (Corn and Mark Whisper Their Lines) (Wind) Just turn it and let's GO!!! Come on, guys! Are you purposely trying to drag your feet right now? Here, I'll open up the door wider for you guys! There you go! Come on, come on! Corn! I'll direct you! Come on! I don't know if you can squeeze. Let's go roll around! Can you operate the wheel now? What was that?

Jesus, you guys couldn't even fucking get it in all the way! You're carrying a camera, we're pushing like a 500-pound bike! Kick it in there! It's in there! Kick it in there! I want that shit drenched. I don't want him to be able to get it out! Good, the mirror's broke! Good! There you go, you're strong! Take a dead lift! It's in, it's in the hole! (Walks Away) (Sigh) Whatever. Yo guys! Come on! Mark-What do you want...? We're gonna have a shoe! Fuck! Well... (Sighs) Shit. Jeffery, I hope you watch this and see... ...I'm sick of you trying to take fucking advantage of me, man. This is what- this is what you get, man. Enjoy your motorcycle, dude. I just gave it a bath! Apparently, when the water gets into the engine, it's ruined, so...

If you guys have any problems, I can get Buzz here too! He would help do this! 'Cause he'd seen the shit Jeffery did to me! Yeah, keep the momentum going. You're going right into that fucking hole! I said we're going right into the hole! I told you this! Ah this asshole! He's got a lot of nerve you know? He fucking paints the car pink and then skips town! You guys don't understand what it's like to have a brother! He's a fucking prick! Alright, Imma move this door and then OUCH (The Struggle Is Real) Fuck! Someone needs to move this door! Hold on, MOVE THIS DOOR! Hold it. Hold it. Come move the door Corn. This is your redemption right now dude. Get this shit out of the way! And then we're going in! We're dropping this shit in there! Come on! Jesus fuck... Are you good dude? You're starting to give me some weird vibes! What?

Yeah! I just, what is the point of this? I don't, I mean, even if you fill it for him to come back! Get Mark here. Just, for what? Get Mark here, dude! Alright, alright. I mean, just text him? GET MARK HERE!!! Alright, alright. Calm down! (Laugh) (Randomly Drinking Water) Alright, I mean, I texted him. I don't know if he'll respond or what. What the shit? I don't know, if I would stay here if I was you. Why? Seriously, Jesse was like losing his shit earlier! About what? I mean, did you see how like JT painted his car pink? Yeah, I mean, it isn't bad. That's what I said, I was like, I know- (Garage Door Opens) Hey! How's it going? Pretty good! Are you alright? I heard my name and shit, nah I'm not alright! You gonna ask me that? Did you see the fucking car in the driveway?

Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle

Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle

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