What are you doing? Dad, my friend, and my brother... they... they... SAWED ME UP! Now I am covered in ketchup... (Laughter) And you laugh! You think that is funny?! Happy Halloween, Jess! I am sorry! I am sorry, Jess! I am done! (Door Slams) I think... My job is done. WOOHOO! I think he enjoyed it. I am going to get a bath! (Laughter) Happy Halloween! (Evil Laughter)

Alright, it is the night before Halloween. It is getting pretty close to Midnight. My Dad and I are going to scare the SHIT... out of my little brother. It is going to be exciting. Oh, yeah. (Chainsaw Starts) (Screaming) Get away from me! Get away from me! Oh, what?! OW! Are you crazy?! (High-Pitched Screaming) Ah, fuck! Get the fuck out of here! OUR JOB IS DONE! (Laughter) Fuck you! Were you born in blood? Oh, did you...are you having a very happy Halloween? GET OUT! Oh, my God! Do you really think this is funny...? I was dead asleep and you come in... with a chainsaw! Quit your crying. It was only freaking ketchup. And Dad?! You are going to be a part of this too? Of course! And who is that? CORN! Fuck! You got me covered in ketchup. Now I am disgusting!

Psycho Kid's Halloween Bloodbath

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