Dude, watch out. Are you good? Are you good? You want me to get Aunt Jackie or something? Should I get Aunt Jackie or something? Should I get Aunt Jackie?

(Uncle Larry & Jesse): That's dirt. (Jeffrey Sr.): Alright. (Uncle Larry): That's the board we're putting on top of the shower. So this is, I have two rooms. (Jeffrey Sr.): There's a roof leak. (Jesse): No... no. (Uncle Larry): We have not seen any signs of any water coming through the ceiling. (Jeffrey Sr.): Good. (Uncle Larry): And we were up in the attic, and there was nothing wet up there. You' keepin' these? (Jesse): No, that's why they're in a trash can. (Jeffrey Sr.): Alright. Not that any of that matters... Aaaand, yep. Then I got this entertainment center. (Jesse): Super Nintendo and all that shit, and... (Jesse): That's the house! So what do you think? (Jeffrey Sr.): Why you got Nintendo?

Well, we are, we're working more on the inside stuff. Outside's not really that important. (Jeffrey Sr.): Yeah, but you got, you gotta get to it and throw away your crap. What do you think? This is the living room. Kinda like a foyer. What do you think? Did you get the furniture and stuff, this stuff too? Yeah, that, most of it... yeah. It just came with it. I didn't really... Who put the gas heater in? Uhh, that was, that was here. But that's been really good. That's really good quality. (Jesse): It's really nice.. (Uncle Larry): That heats the whole house up. Yeah. The way of it doesn't look that bad. The what? The wood. Oh. Yeah, so.. So yeah, this is the living room. (Jesse): Umm... (Jeffrey Sr.): Your Jesus lamp? Huh? Oh, that..

*Sigh* (Uncle Larry): Yeah, we're probably going to need that. (Jeffrey Sr.): Yes. Is it possible if I... grab the middle? Do you need Corn or is it just gonna be you know annoying having a third guy I dunno if he could fit through this we probably shoulda asked Jefferey but my dad saw us so i mean Dude thank you for actually you know helping out I told you ill help ya alls you gotta do is ask I mean technically im payin' for your labor what the hell ya paying me for? im not even gonna bring that up here corn ill so do you know where you're takin it? i have no idea! where we takin it? were takin it to the side the side of the road over there. DAD DAD what the fuck! is he alright? Dad are you good? what da hell happened? did he slip? YEH CUZ NOBODY CLEANED THE FUCKING PORCH OFF!

(Jesse): I mean, I had...  
(Jeffrey Sr.): I'll be checking that out 'cause it's pretty damn big.  
(Jesse): I-I'm not officially moved in yet but, you know.  
(Jeffrey Sr.): You're allowed to use the pool? Probably, I mean, it's family, you know?  
(Jeffrey Sr.): Yeah, look at that. You got all kinds of shit up there.  
(Uncle Larry): Yeah. The foyer's under there somewhere.  
(Jesse): It's like I said, it's all things... all things have to be done. So... I mean, but just take it for what it is, you know. I'm like.. This is my place, so.. I'm movin' out. Alright, umm...  
(Jesse): Now that's a-  
(Jeffrey Sr.): Did you already sign paperwork 'bout this? No, I mean it's not... We've never really... we didn't sign anything.

(Jeffrey Sr.): Why would you have a money problem? *Referencing The Events of Psycho Kid Moves Out* But, uhh.. Well no, I'm not done. I was gonna show you... you know... The cabinets, it's just, it's little things. It's the color scheme, it's not really... Yeah, that's the f-, that's the fridge.. Umm... I also have a back porch which is pretty cool. Opens up to a... actually, a pretty big yard. Uhh... (Jesse): I'm pretty sure I-I, I sh.. I could be able to use one of these sheds. (Jeffrey Sr.): That's what I was gonna ask you; If you got a shed. Uh, so yeah. Any stuff... (Jesse): So, I mean, this is pretty good. (Jeffrey Sr.): Well will they make you take care of the lawn too? I don't know yet.

(Uncle Larry): Yeah- (Jeffrey Sr.): Air coming in through it. (Jesse): It's, it's.. I don't know, we don't have... (Jeffrey Sr.): Are you sure about this? There's still.. It gets better. 'Cause I finally, I have two- (Jeffrey Sr.): It gets better? (Jesse) I have two bedrooms, kinda how Jeffrey has like five in the house. I have a second room here. You know, this, this is... and you know that's, like, that's the attic there but... Uhh, this is gonna be the office and you know, probably where I'm gonna be gaming a lot too. (Jesse): So..- (Jeffrey Sr.): Is that mold? I dunno, I don't think so... No, there's no mold in here, right? (Uncle Larry): What is on that? (Jeffrey Sr.): This?

That fucking Super Nintendo! (Jesse): I didn't even play it, I didn't even touch it. That's not mine! (Jeffrey Sr.): Well, whose is it then? (Jesse): I'm pretty sure it's Uncle Chuck's or Grandmom's or something, I don't even know if I'm gonna play. (Jeffrey Sr.): I don't think your Grandmom is playing Nintendo! I'm pretty sure she used to play casino games! (Uncle Larry): She had it. (Jesse): She used to watch me and I'd go over there and play Super Mario or some shit! That wasn't mine! (Jeffrey Sr.): But wh.. you knew I was coming! (Jesse): You can't DO THAT!! (Jeffrey Sr.): You knew I was coming so wh- (Jesse): YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! You can't!! (Jesse): You can't- (Jeffrey Sr.): I told you I never-

No, it's not. Don't say that. Seriou-! Look at it! This is small. But this, this room was actually gutted so.. (Jesse): Yeah, we remodeled it all.. (Jeffrey Sr.): You guys did this one? (Jesse): Whole entire room, we did this. Does the electric work in here? *Turns on Light* (Jesse): Y-yeah. Who the hell has flies in their house at this time of year? (Jesse): That's, I have Peter. Peter's my... first pet here. (Uncle Larry): Yeah, we're not sure where the flies are coming from yet. Well, Peter just is, is gonna eat Paul, or whatever the hell his name is. No, they're all... *Sigh* They're all Peter. (Jesse): So this is the bedroom, now the big- greatest thing about this- (Jeffrey Sr.): Why is it so cold in here, feel like cold...

(Jesse): Huh?  
(Jeffrey Sr.): You got no water!  
(Uncle Larry): Yeah, the pump is, uh...  
(Jesse): Yeah, we.. It's been off for a couple years so we gotta prime it and get it running.  
(Jeffrey Sr.): You can't move away without water. I move... I... yeah. I know, I'm really pissed off about that. You got gas... You got gas for the stove though, right?  
(Uncle Larry & Jesse): Yeah.  
(Jesse): I think it's all... yeah, it's all linked.  
(Jesse): It's fine.  
(Jesse): So... That's the bathroom. Still working on it.  
(Jeffrey Sr.): *Heavy Sigh* Just remember! This is all things that could be fixed up or... I think you should, you know... It's teaching me a lot! Like, we're actually learning plumbing.  
(Jeffrey Sr.): But your bathroom is bigger than this house!

(Jeffrey Sr.): They're letting you get rid of the TV? I don't know! I dunno, I don't really want it. Well, why don't I take it since you broke mine? If you want the TV: You can have the TV, ok? (Jesse): That's fine. (Jeffrey Sr.): No, I really don't want the TV. (Jesse): Okay, well then I don't... *Sigh* But where do you want it moved? I'll help ya. But I wish that you'd had asked me before. I'm asking you now, that's what matters, right? Can we move this? Uncle Larry, do you mind helping out? (Uncle Larry): I'm gonna move this outside.. (Jeffrey Sr.): Since when does these benches weigh like a thousand pounds? (Uncle Larry): The TV, yep. (Jesse): Well, if you're willing to help, there's a lot of things that need to be moved.

This is like your very first son to be moving out and I... we put in a lot of work, Uncle Larry's really been helping me a lot and... But you brought your brother up, he has a plan! (Jeffrey Sr.): He has a plan for it. (Jesse): So I'm putting in actio... I'll put in an action. You can't touch my fucking stuff like that. Even if that was Uncle Chuck's or Grandmom's, and they were giving that to me too; You can't just come into my property and do shit. (Jesse): Like, okay. Maybe you could do it at home, but you can't just do that here. (Jeffrey Sr.): It's just like you taunted me with it! (Jesse): You can't do that here. *Sigh* Okay? Look and if you're gonna be here; Help out! Like I said, Uncle Larry's been doing a lot of stuff. You know...

(Jesse): NO, no. Not when you come into MY HOUSE, to MY property. (Jeffrey Sr.): It's not yours yet! (Jesse): Well, it will be, and it could be tonight, and I could move in tonight, and honestly, I'm really thinking about it. (Jeffrey Sr.): You don't have water! (Jesse): I don't need water. (Jeffrey Sr.): Yes, you do! I could go into their house and get a shower. I can, I can... I don't even fucking need a shower! *Jeff Arguing* The point is you can't come in here and do that. (Jesse): I didn't- (Jeffrey Sr.): Well, then why would you show me? Why would you show me that? Because... It doesn't matter. Because you have no control over that. It's mine, this is my house, this is my space. You can't do it, you're gonna have to learn that.

(Jesse): I want this. I want this. I want that. I don't even know about the dining room table. Oh, and there's all this shit on it. You kinda came earlier than I thought. We were supposed to get this cleared off. (Jeffrey Sr.): What about your Tiffany lamp? You want that? (Jesse): That's not mine. (Jeffrey Sr.): Well... (Jesse): And even if it was, why does it matter? It's not your house! I'm asking you! If I had a big fucking pink dildo, I'd expect you to respect that because it's mine. (Jeffrey Sr.): No! I would ask you if it's yours, just like I asked if that lamp was yours. (Corn, behind the camera): Hey, umm... you need any help? (Jesse): Could you put that on the floor? I don't trust it there on the couch. (Uncle Larry): Where did you want it at?

Well, if you're gonna rent it, you have to! I mean, I'm technically not really renting it. (Jeffrey Sr.): Well, what are you doing? (Jesse): I dunno, they're just letting me... use it. (Jesse): You know? (Jeffrey Sr.): They're just letting you use it? Yeah. (Jesse): Uhh... bathro- (Jeffrey Sr.): You've ever heard about anything like that? Where somebody just let you use it? (Uncle Larry): No, I think, well, they're- He has to pay for utilities. (Jesse): Well, yeah, I have to pay for things! (Jeffrey Sr.): Alright. (Jesse): If that's your concern then... (Jeffrey Sr.): You want this door shut? (Jesse): Yeah, if you want.. (Jeffrey Sr.): What if you don't realize that when you start paying the bills for *Slams Door* gas and electricity?

(Jesse): Alright, well I'm not doing that yet. This is the bathroom. Once again, still got things to do. (Jeffrey Sr.): Did you have to put the hardwood in? No. No, we didn't do that. What, did you half-ass the enclosure? (Uncle Larry): No, that's how it was. And we're gonna put whiteboard on top of that. (Jeffrey Sr.): Who the hell puts paneling in a bathroom? I have no idea, but that's what was up there. (Jesse): Well, we are working on that.. (Uncle Larry): Right, well we'll put whiteboard on top of that. Yeah, that'll be taken care of, trust us. We, like we got everything under control. *Jeff Opens Toilet Seat* Don't, don't look in... What the hell is that?! (Jesse): I pissed in there. (Jeffrey Sr.): You don't have water!

*Tosses Away Lamp* We didn't... we were supposed to throw that away. (Jesse): Uhh... (Jeffrey Sr.): You're back to drinking? No, no. That's... That's all Uncle Larry's shit. (Jesse): Like I said; We've been working here for a while. (Uncle Larry): We've been here for a couple of weeks. We were supposed to... We're supposed too clear that. Umm... so yeah, living room. Couch, obviously. Uhhh... This is the kitchen. Pretty spacious. You can come in. *Turns on Lights* Uummm... Pretty good. You gon' paint this? (Jesse): Uhh- (Jeffrey Sr.): It's kinda hideous with these cabinet doors. (Uncle Larry): Yeah, but the thing is... (Jeffrey Sr.): Back to the 70's. (Uncle Larry): Jesse wants to do that but it's just not... (Jesse): Yeah. It's kind of a money problem.

You haven't asked me to help you! Well, maybe there's a reason for that. And actually, I mean... (Jeffrey Sr.): You could called- (Jesse): If you want to... *Arguing* Well I'm asking you now, if you want to do something, maybe we could, you know.. We'll use your muscles, we could get some stuff out of here, I don't want this, it looks like old people stuff. (Jeffrey Sr.): Yeah... (Jesse): Like I-I... *Sigh* (Jesse): Yeah, I... But I have stuff I have to get from my room... (Jeffrey Sr.): Well what are you gettin' rid off? And what the hell you gonna do with it? Throw it in the snow? I don't need any of that shit but you know... I wanna get rid of this. I have a TV-stand at home, I have two TV-stands, one in the morton building and one in my room.

I'm learning a lot, and I think you should learn too. This is my space. Like, I'm finally doing something for myself. This is what I wanna do. I've been really working hard to fix this up. I just really want to appreciate it and respect that. You know something about respect, right? You know I know! I don't get it! (Jesse): Well, you, you... (Jeffrey Sr.): You don't want it, you show it! I'm trying. It's I... I like it. What do you think about it, honestly? What do you think about the house? Give me something. It's got promise, it does have promise. That's the best I could tell you. (Jeffrey Sr.): What do you want from me?! That! I wanted more of that. I mean, it's a big deal! (Jeffrey Sr.): It is a big deal. That's why I want you to take it seriously. (Jesse): Jeffrey, Jeffrey's not even out of the house yet!

How lovely. Well, yeah, I mean... it's just the outside. You wanna... see what it looks like? 'Cause we, we judged it on the outside too. But when you go in, it really opens up. (Jeffrey Sr.): You know your soffits are gonna get... (Jesse): Huh? (Jeffrey Sr.): Soffits, right up there, they're open. Shit's gonna get in there. (Uncle Larry): Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna fix that. We're working on the inside now. (Jesse): Yeah. Yeah, it's still, it's still a work in progress. We still have things to do. So just keep that in mind. But I mean, just imagine, like, this is... This is my place, so... (Jeffrey Sr.): I'm imagining it. Coming on the porch here. *Slip* Uhh.. (Jesse): Got a doorbell. (Jeffrey Sr.): You think you really cleaned this off?

(Jeffrey Sr.): Oh, you-you're saving it, right? (Jesse): Yeah, you can just put it right there. Here, Corn. I'll take the camera. You wanna... Is it heavy, do you need Corn's help? 'Cause I... Just like the frigging TV, it probably weighs a ton. (Jesse): Is there anything else we need to get out of here? Well, you know my mo-
(Jeffrey Sr.): Can we put it in a trash can, can you bring the trash can out so we can dump this shit? Are those actually... Those are all power strips, I could probably use those. Just take the drawer out. (Jesse): I'm probably... I'm probably moving in tonight, or sometime this week, so...
(Jeffrey Sr.): Why don't you wait 'til you get water? (Jesse): I-I want to do this, I want to... Let me learn, let me learn!
(Jeffrey Sr.): I don't mean to get.. but just get water first!

(Jesse): I lived out in a fucking tent for a while. I think I'll be alright, I think I'll manage. (Jeffrey Sr.): Well, that was stupid too. Well, that's what I fucking had to do, so... (Jeffrey Sr.): And you don't have heat in the other rooms, you only got it in here! (Jesse): How good is it here? It goes everywhere. Actually, it's not THAT bad for a TV stand. *Sigh* (Jeffrey Sr.): There are some cords up here... (Jesse): Yeah, it's the Super Nintendo cords. (Jesse): Dammit! Those are collector's items! (Jeffrey Sr.): What, the cords?! (Jesse): No, the whole Super Nintendo, it's really old now. You could probably get a good 100 bucks from one... I mean, I would've kept it. Here, Corn, you wanna get the door? (Jesse): What is that? (Jeffrey Sr.): Doorstop.

You don't even got running water, but you got Nintendo! (Jesse): Yeah, well, why is that a big deal? It's a big deal! You gotta get your shit, and you got gaming in here all the time! What the-! I wanna have gaming in here, it's my house. (Jeffrey Sr.): *Grabs SNES* God damn, Jesus! (Jesse): Dad... What the fuck are you doing?! Dad, REALLY?! Really?! This is my house! (Jesse): Can't you under- Dad!! (Jeffrey Sr.): Yeah, well grab the hell off! Dad!! *Psycho Console Launch* (Jesse): REALLY?! (Jeffrey Sr.): You wanna be mature, you wanna have your own house, give up the gaming! Yeah, it's MY HOUSE! (Jeffrey Sr.): Give it up! (Jesse): You can't be doing this shit on my property! (Jeffrey Sr.): It's not yours, you haven't signed anything yet. (Jesse): Well yeah, you know what's also not mine?

(Jesse): I dunno, just put it there next to... Hey, watch it, easy easy! (Jesse): Oh, WHAT THE- (Jeffrey Sr.): Oh! (Jeffrey Sr.): I told you, weighs like a thousand pounds. (Jesse): Well I guess now nobody's gonna have it... Is it still, is the screen alright? (Jesse): Alright, maybe it still works. (Jeffrey Sr.): You can't bust these things. That's why you call them solid screens. Could we just put that where, uhh, Uncle Chuck puts all the other trash. Like out there? You think they'll take this? (Uncle Larry): What do you mean, this? (Jesse): Yeah. (Uncle Larry): Okay. Okay, this is like, wood and stuff. Corn do you wanna... *Jeff Drops Radio* WTF Dad?! Really?! You're just doing that shit on purpose now. (Jeffrey Sr.): It fell off. (Jesse): I didn't even know there was a boombox in there, that would actually have been really cool.

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