I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that.

Do you see this crap?! (Jeffrey Sr.): Stop!  
(Theresa): It smells so bad. You're really going to smoke... Come here, jerk! (Jesse): Oh, you touched my camera.  
(Jeffrey Sr.): That's enough!  
(Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughs* Aren't you going to do something about this?! (Jeffrey): Yeah, unplug that thing.  
(Jesse): Do you see this crap?! It's fogging up my room. (Jeffrey Jr.): Dude, what were you doing in there, smoking a joint? Shut your damn mouth! *Laughs* (Jesse): What?  
(Jeffrey): You guys are always bickering! You're constantly picking on each other. (Theresa): Seriously, you're 20-something! (Jesse): I'm just trying to stream.  
(Jeffrey Jr.): You're just trying to scream? Why are you screaming? (Theresa): And you! *pointing at Jeffrey Sr.* You need to stop too! What do I need to stop? Those are idiots who do that. (Jesse): So that's it? He just gets to do that? He just gets to do that? (Jesse): Get this crap out of my way! *Laughs* (Jeffrey): Seriously!  
(Jesse): Is that it? I'm going to unplug everything, no matter what it is. My room is ruined now! (Jeffrey

Do you want to go to my room? Look, over there, look, look! (Jeffrey Jr.): Just be quiet, Jess! Shut your damn mouth. Turn off the camera. Look. Look! (Theresa): This is horrible! Yeah, I definitely shouldn't have breathed this in, especially after mononucleosis. Look at this crap! (Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah, damn man, maybe you shouldn't have broken that screen, right? *Laughs* (Jesse): Do you see that? (Jess): Do you see that? JT! OH MY GOD *Argument in the background* Can you make him stop? No, look. (Theresa): No, look in there! Because he owes me money! Because he owes me money for this crap! (Jeffrey Sr.): Turn on the ceiling fan and open a window, it will be fine. (Jess): That damn window is already open; it's the only exit! (Jeffrey Sr.): Calm down, for God's sake. (Theresa): No... This time it's going a bit too far. He's just trying to show off for 2000 people. He knew I was streaming tonight. (Theresa): It's going to take a while to clear out. (Jeffrey Jr.): Oh, 2000 people wouldn't be watching you. Where is he going to sleep tonight? (Jeffrey Sr.): Turn on the fans and open the windows. *Sighs* What should

Because he always has to go too far. That's why I don't joke with him. Because he has to mess things up... Can you hear me? Can you hear me here? I know you can hear me. I don't joke with that kid because he is incredibly immature, and he will do anything. And now he has a YouTube channel, he does anything to get attention, so it's just nonsense. Someone just said, Block the door with the couch. Yeah, we can do that. Dad, can you help me move this stuff? (Jeffrey Sr.): What? (Jesse): Can you move this—help me move the couch? 
(Jeffrey Sr.): Where? To block this damn door. (Jeffrey Sr.): Why? 
(Jeffrey Jr.): JESSE! So he can't get in! (Jeffrey Sr.): He won't get in! 
(Jeffrey Jr.): Jesse! (Jesse): No. 
(Jeffrey Jr.): Jesse! *Knocks on the door* (Jesse): No. 
(Jeffrey Sr.): Open the door. 
(Jesse): No... The couch is there. You won't get in. (Jeffrey Sr.): Are you serious? 
(Jesse): Very serious. Yup, nobody is coming in here, I'm just going to do my stream— 
(Jeffrey Sr.): Your brother needs to stop this nonsense too, stop it! Yeah, no need to tell me. I'm just

(Jeffrey Sr.): Okay, open the window, will you? I don't care about that; he went through a lot to get two damn smoke machines. (Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughs* (Jesse): *Imitates Jeffrey Jr.'s laugh*  
(Jeffrey Sr.): All of this for jokes. (Jesse): Do you have scissors? (Jeffrey Jr.): I had scissors. Until you messed up your screen and smashed the door. *Laughs*  
(Jesse): Don't even talk to me, damn it. I need to air this shit out. (Jeffrey Jr.): WOW! WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT!  
(Jesse): WOW, WOW, DAMN COOL! It's some damn smoke! WOW Oh look! You even have some damn dumbbells, so you can work out while you wait! (Jeffrey Jr., surfer voice): Gotta keep the vibes, bro. I'm just going to let it out the window. (Theresa): This is ridiculous! (Jesse): Yeah, it's really ridiculous, no kidding! I shouldn't... *coughs* Well, guys, this is... this is life now. My damn smoke-filled room, right in the middle of a stream. Hey! Everyone watching this shit, congratulations! It's going on YouTube because my brother is a damn idiot. And there you go! I hope you had your moment of glory, dude! *Jeffrey Jr. laughs*

REALLY FUNNY! *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* Damn, damn... (Jeffrey): What are you going to do? Are you going to break down the door? What are you going to do, hmm? (Jesse): You better watch out! I'm going to climb out the window, bitch. (Jeffrey Jr.): Do you at least know how it opens? *Laughs* Yeah, I know how this shit works. HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE, DAMN IT?! Damn... (Jeffrey Jr.): Hey, it looks pretty smoky in there! (Jesse): Shut up, I'm going to kill you as soon as I get out of here! Look at my room! You've destroyed all the equipment! Damn! DAMN! (Jeffrey Jr.): You okay? *Laughs* (Jesse): Come here, come here, you bastard! (Jeffrey Jr.): *Laughs* (Jesse): Do you really think this is funny, you filthy bastard, in front of about 2,000 people?! (Theresa & Jeffrey Sr.): Calm down! (Jeffrey Sr.): Jesse, calm down. (Jesse): Look! Look around! (Jeffrey Sr.): I see! (Jesse): There's smoke... (Jeffrey Sr.): You guys are still messing around! Stop it, for God's sake! What is this madness? (Jeffrey

Damn! A shot, a kill. Oh wow! I didn't mean to do a barrel roll there, damn it. *Laughs* OH NO! NO! OHH! AWWWWWWW Get rekt, Jesse. *Jesse is ashamed of himself* This sucks. We're onto something good, guys. We're onto a good thing. Okay, let's start over. I'm taking my sniper. I think we need a better spot than on top of a bridge like this. I'm going to snipe them now. I look like Oprah! 
(*Oprah Winfrey*) Everyone gets a bullet in the head!! *RIP Oprah* Ohh... I'm bored. This is ridiculous... What the...? What is... THIS MESS!? Oh damn! Dad?! What the hell is this, dad?! (Jeffrey Jr. outside the room): 
*Psychopathic laughter* You little asshole, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE! 
Why can't I...? *more laughter* Help! *Coughs* What the hell is this? Open this damn door! 
What the hell is this?! (Jeffrey Jr.): You can't, Jesse, you're going to break the door! Don't worry, let it go.
(Jesse): D-dad! Damn, damn it. *Psychopathic laughter from the other side* Can I at least breathe this crap?! *Coughs* *Coughs* Damn... Damn! What is this thing! *Stressed breathing

Puberty is coming soon, I hope, and then you'll leave the house. How old are you again? (Jeffrey Jr.): Subscribe to BigBrudda! (Jesse): How did you unlock this shit? Do you still have that key? Damn it. (Theresa): Clean this up for me, now! (Jeffrey Fr.): Yeah, Jesse! (Theresa): No, you! (Jesse): Thank you. Thank you! (Theresa): It will all be his fault! You clean it! (Jeffrey Jr.): Look what you did! Listen to her, man! *Slams the door* Listen to her, damn it. Don't unlock my— *Jeffrey Jr. tries to open the door* *Inhales* *Exhales heavily* That's life. That's life, guys. (Jeffrey Jr.) *Psychopathic laugh* (Jesse): *Imitates his laugh* Yeah, can you do something, Dad? Probably not. That's why I don't joke with him. That's why I don't make any damn jokes with him. (Jeffrey Sr.): Clean this shit up, will you? (Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah... There it is! Wow! There's a father figure in this house. *Locks the door* Okay, let me stream in peace. Sorry about that. I need to air out this crap; I can't breathe this shit. Okay. Good. I'm just going to finish this. That's

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