[ Cheers and applause ] -Ooh, one of them is, like,
a horse and... -Mm. That could be fun.
[ Knock on door ] -Hey, you guys ready
to meet with Rami? -Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.

-Send him in, totally.
Rami. -What's up, fellas?
-Rami! -Have a seat.
-How are you guys? Pretty good? -Yeah, yeah.
-Doing good. -Buddy. How's it going?
-Good. How you doing?

-Oh, good.
-Good, dude. -Yeah. First time hosting "SNL." How's it going?
-Yeah, exciting, right? -I'm almost through
the first week. -Yeah.
-And the whole time,

I-I feel like I've been on
good behavior. -Yeah, dude, you've been --
you've been killing it, man. -Yeah, yeah.
-[ Chuckles ] -So it feels like
I deserve a treat. -What's that?

-A treat
for being on good behavior -- you know,
like a cookie or a toy. -Oh, yeah. -It just feels like,
if there's no reward, why should I be
on good behavior at all? -Um, that's a good --
that's a good question.

-Right. Oh, yeah.
-Yeah. -How about my -- my mouse pad?
-Ben's mouse pad! -That could be fun, right?
-You like that. -And I'll
put that in my house. -Yeah.
Hey, we have this idea for you.

-I'd like another treat.
-Mnh. -Man, I don't know if we have
more treats for you, okay? -Seriously, dude.
-Fine. Well, in that case, I guess
I'll just be on bad behavior.

-Rami!
-Are you [bleep] kidding me, Mr. Robot?
-Come on, man! -Rami, no.
-Rami, no. -No, no!
-Rami! -Oh, my God.
-Don't go in the fridge.

-No.
-No. -Is this your food? -Do not touch that tortellini.
-Don't touch, Rami. -Oh!
-Oh, my God. -I want more treats. -No.
-Unh-unh, Rami.

-Unh-unh, Rami Malek.
-Oh, my God. -He's just...
-I could hit him. -We promised never. -A song can be a treat.
-A song? -♪ I know
when that hotline bling ♪

♪ That can only mean one thing ♪ -Rami, I'm gonna freak out -- -No!
-Ohh! -Be careful.
-Rami. -Do not touch the roof.
-Give me more treats! -Oh, sure.
I'll give you a treat.

Give you a one-way trip to hell.
-Martin, no. -No, I'm thinking about it.
-Don't do that. -But I'm honestly thinking
about it. -Don't.
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

-Why are you acting like this? ♪♪ -Because I'm scared. "SNL" is almost over, and after this, I'm going to have to go out into the real world. -Rami, sweetheart, you're going to do great.

-But I'm really going to miss you guys. -You're going to make so many new friends. -And we'll still be here for you. So what do you say you just... -Oh! -Come on, man!

-Oh, my God. -I knew I should've shot him. [Cheers and applause]

Please Don't Destroy - Rami Wants a Treat - SNL

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Casual conversation about Rami's experience hosting SNL.

Rami expresses feeling he's been on good behavior.

Discussion about the concept of rewards for good behavior.

Rami threatens bad behavior if he doesn't get more treats.

Rami ignores warnings and continues his antics.

Rami reveals his fear of the end of SNL and the real world.

Please Don't Destroy - Rami Wants a Treat - SNL

Please Don't Destroy - Rami Wants a Treat - SNL

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