You know, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey, when you and...

Harvey: Rachel! Joker: ...Rachel were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's cage.

No, I didn't rig those charges. Harvey: Your man, your plan. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.

The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers.

Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how...

pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say that—come here—when I say that you and your girlfriend were nothing personal,

you'll know that I'm telling the truth. I'm gonna need your weapon. What? Why? Because my wife's in the hospital?

Yeah, that'd be why. It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer; you had plans, and

look where that got you. Police reports taking every possible precaution and urging everyone not to take matters into their own hands.

I just did what I do best. I took your little plan, I turned it on itself.

Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmm?

You know wh—you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan.

Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, a gangbanger will get shot...

*Joker inhales* ...or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up. Nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan.

But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well, then everyone loses their minds!

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos:

It's fair. Harvey: *Shows one side of the coin* You live, *Shows the other side* you die.

Joker: Now we're talking, Mr. Reese... Gordon: That's Mr. Wayne, isn't it? That's a very brave thing you did.

Bruce: Trying to catch the light? Gordon: You weren't protecting the van?

Why, who was in it? Bruce: You think I should go to the hospital? Gordon: You don't watch a whole lot of news.

Do i really look a guy with a plan? | The Dark Knight [4k, HDR]

Flashback FM

Joker's explanation of his actions and lack of a plan.

Joker denies having ill feelings towards Harvey Dent.

Joker claims he didn't rig the charges and questions if he looks like someone with a plan.

Joker compares himself to a dog chasing cars, implying he acts impulsively.

Joker contrasts his actions with the scheming nature of the mob, cops, and Gordon.

Joker describes himself as an agent of chaos, highlighting the futility of control.

Joker's manipulation of Harvey Dent's situation and the concept of schemers.

Joker explains his need for Harvey's weapon, relating it to his wife being in the hospital.

Joker blames schemers and Dent's plans for his current predicament.

Police reports highlight precautions and warnings against taking matters into one's own hands.

Joker explains how he manipulated Dent's plan.

Joker's philosophy on chaos and its effect on society.

Joker observes that people don't panic when things go according to plan, even if horrifying.

Joker gives examples of planned events that don't cause panic.

Joker contrasts planned events with unpredictable chaos, highlighting the impact of the unexpected.

Joker introduces the concept of anarchy and chaos as his tools, emphasizing fairness in chaos.

Conversation between Harvey, Joker, and Gordon.

Harvey shows a two-sided coin representing life and death.

Gordon questions Bruce about his actions regarding the van.

Gordon and Bruce discuss the situation and Bruce's lack of news awareness.