>> I SHOULD PROBABLY FEEL SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, BUT I DON'T. >> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, MAN. THIS JUST DON'T FEEL BALANCED. GOOD GOD. ALL RIGHT. GET SOME VITAMINS, MAN. GET SOME SLEEP. Y'ALL MILLENNIALS DON'T TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. >> BE BA BOO BOO, BE BA BOO, MR. ROBOT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> NOW ON USA, MR. ROBOT, THE AWARD-WINNING TECHNO-THRILLING SERIES ABOUT THE PARANOID MIND OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST HACKER. >> HELLO, FRIEND. >> HE'S ALREADY HACKED THE WORLD ECONOMY. BUT NOW HE FACES HIS GREATEST CHALLENGE YET. >> HEY, MAN. YOU KNOW COMPUTERS? >> YEAH. WHO ARE YOU? >> OH, WELL, THAT HURT. LESSEE JONES, SNL? YOU GOT TO HELP ME FIND OUT WHO HACKED MY PICS, WHO GOT ALL MY LITTLE NASTIES. >> UH -- >> THE VICTIM OF THE SUMMER'S BIGGEST HACK TURNS THE TABLES WITH THE HELP OF TV'S MOST NOTORIOUS HACKER. >> GOT MY LAPTOP RIGHT HERE IN MY BAG. YOU DO KNOW WINDOWS 95, RIGHT?

>> OF COURSE, MAN.  
>> GOT THE CORD. PLUG THAT BAD BOY IN AND LET IT  
WARM UP FOR HOURS. >> IT'S A PUZZLE UNLIKE ANY HE'S  
FACED BEFORE. >> YO, DUDE, HOW YOU DOING OVER  
THERE? >> STILL TRYING TO GET THE LAY  
OF THE LAND. SO MANY DELTA BOARDING PASSES.  
>> IT'S A JOB FOR THE WHOLE F SOCIETY TEAM.  
>> WHAT THE HELL, ELLIOT, WHO IS SHE?  
THIS IS NOT SAFE. WHY ARE YOU HELPING HER?  
>> YO, BITCH, I DO NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW, FOR REAL, CHILL.  
>> A DIVE INTO THE BROKEN MIND OF AN UNSTABLE GENIUS AND THE  
HACKER SHE HIRED TO HELP. >> COME ON, PUT MY PASSWORD IN,  
P-A-S -- HEY, YOU GOT IT, DUDE!

>> IT WAS PASSWORD.  
>> DAMN, YOU IS GOOD, DUDE.  
>> BUT YOU COULD BE GREAT IF YOU DIDN'T LET YOUR EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF YOU.  
>> OH, WELL HELLO THERE.  
>> YOU CAN SEE MR. ROBOT?  
>> SO IS THERE A MRS. ROBOT?  
>> NO, HE'S A GHOST, HE'S DEAD.  
>> I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST. [ LAUGHTER ]  
>> AND THE STARTLING CONCLUSION  
>> AND THE STARTLING CONCLUSION YOU WON'T BELIEVE.  
>> LESLIE, I FOUND YOUR HACKER.  
>> WHO THIS IS BITCH? OH, THAT'S ME.  
>> IT SEEMED YOU HACKED YOUR PHOTOS TO YOUR ONLIGHT WEBSITE.  
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT, IT'S REALLY HARD TO DO.  
>> WELL, I GOT A PHOTO SHOOT WITH AMTRAK MAGAZINE SO THANKS FOR THIS.

Mr. Robot - SNL

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Mr. Robot - SNL

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