Happy Tuesday from corporate streets. It is 72 degrees. It is 10:45. It is Tuesday, October 10th, 2017. Let's go to work for the sixtieth time. Just like that, when we get to a hundred, it's gonna be pretty special. When we get to a hundred. All right, I have 14 minutes to get down to where I got to be. Good to see you, Dave. Good morning, good morning, grip. Good morning, guys. Let's go to work. Let's make the bagels. Something tells me I have a big unruly crowd today. I'm gonna have a big unruly crowd today. I can feel it. All right, tour guides out, ready to go. I'm ready to go. Get closer to my vacation, one step closer to my vacation. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to work. Get it, seagull, finally up. Good a jam week off. I know we're up to 9:30 again. I noticed that. It's gonna fluctuate. Some people do not like my stance on the

Vegas issue. It happens. You gotta win some, you gotta lose some. It's all good. Big hanhae. It is very nice out here. They say it's gonna be hot, so I got my shorts on. Say, I think I jinxed myself. I said last week was gonna be the last day I wear shorts, and I'm wearing shorts right now. But today should be the last day. Well, Vegas party 24/7. Okay, okay. You know when somebody comments something completely out of context? That was that kind of comment. Oh, it's okay. They see here under some top here in the sun. It is hot. It's like a chem. Now, I'm not gonna make that. Almost made it. I almost made it. Yes, it is. Gotta get going to be haunting us of this kind of the 80 degrees today. Probably in the road will feel like 82. Good thing I have my suntan lotion on. Got my Gatorade ice in my bag. I'm definitely gonna be breaking that out the minute I get to the office.

definitely be breaking that out. Be good, be good. You know what, it's not as humid as it was last week. Yesterday and the last few days have been very, a very, uh. Oh, your dog hates the heat. Well, got to go out right now to go out. Doga has to go up. Let's do this at ten minutes, less than 10 minutes now to get to where I gotta be. Whoo, it's hot. Yeah, it's hot in the sun. Definitely hot in the sun. Yeah, carry 'em. Okay, good morning, greasy burger bell. Good morning. Did you like the marathon, Sheldon? You like the six hours of goodness he had on the periscope at Saving Paris up one marathon show at a time. Exactly right. Weather completely changed in ten hours. It was really humid, raining here. Okay, good to see you, Norm. I know Norm liked the radio. Sure, he has some great requests last night. We had some great, great requests last night. Made the radio show go by quick. No city holds behind me. [Music] Oh, ouch. Okay, ouch.

see mess with something delicate on your trip. That's not good. Speedy recovery, boozy. You don't have a race. You gotta do the best radio ever. That's right, six hours. Just go like that. [Music] And here's the building we were looking at for six hours. [Applause] There it is. There it is. Okay, that again. I gotta get to where I gotta be. Drink King. Go enjoy the pipe compass by sumber one. Yeah, right. Passed you by like nothing. It was a good read with a damn good radio show. Damn good radio show. I didn't remember what he did the last hour of the show. I know the very last half-hour I played two really long songs so I could like use the bathroom. The bathroom time and everything caught up with me in the last two hours of the show. That I will admit to everybody. That's why we played two of those songs. We played a crystal blue persuasion and the other song we played those back-to-back from the same artist. But I know the functions were crazy.

I got me in the mood. I just, I did go right to bed after the show was finished. So [Music] oh my god, take the one morning where I encounter everybody who [__] slip-up, the one damn warning. You can tell how hot it is out there. You tell how hot it's like I'm already sweating like crazy. Way too many people riding bikes on sidewalks right there, way too many people. Yeah, out of my way folks, I gotta go to work out damn it. It's 10:54. Hide on my way out of my way at the end of the month. We will move to the City Hall. That means no long walk down here, which is great. Good morning Joey, good morning. I see like these guys here are going way too fast. Did anyone tell you not to ride bikes that fast on the sidewalk? I don't think so. I don't think nobody told them that's a right pipes that pass on the [__] sidewalk. Whenever I get frustrated, I cursed see

Now I got a goddamn box truck now on my damn way. God, you this fast, man. I don't get to work literally. Time is of the essence now. Come on, Joey. I have enough too many people in New York. Well, it's 8 million people, eight and a half million people. It's just the people who don't pay attention. Those are the people who kind of irked me a little bit. It's the people who stand in the middle of the sidewalk while texting, or my favorite just now, it was um uh well she was walking slow but saying to one side, but then her kids were to the side of her, so they people on the entire side walking really slow. That's a little annoying. 55 past okay - sharp locks away - sure blocks away. I think we gotta pee really get there on time. Something tells me I have an unruly crowd today. Something tells me I think it's the Jewish holiday today, so I make it. I make it one of those crowds where their unruly, they don't pay attention to

direction something tells my spidey senses are tingling today. I hope I'm wrong. I'll have a great group. I hope everyone knows how to ride the bike. I hope everyone somewhat fast. Yeah, something tells me we're gonna have like a crazy group today. It's gonna be a lot of people. I'm gonna be by myself. It's gonna be a lot of people. I'm gonna be by myself. [Applause] Oh, don't say that. Don't say that. Oh, please God. Please God. No, no. 19 kids into adults. And again, I could of course the kids will ride good. But then if the kids ride really good to get ahead of me, the big 60. That's right. Good to see you, Laurie. It's a sixtieth time you coming to work with me when we get to a hundred. So they get kind of crazy now. If they're if they're too smart just setting up my people already on the bikes is what I'm hoping for anyway. Either that we're still checking people in.

because people love showing up at 12 o'clock, even though we tell people to get there 15 minutes early. You love showing up exactly, exactly big uncle ham, Uncle Sam hat. I have one of those, break it out. Oh wow, they got, did it get rid of the bar? Did we get rid of the bar? That's how you know summertime's ending, 19 Kids and Counting, god forbid. That's how you know summer is coming. I mean, the summer is ending. They have an outdoor bar here to sell. She seaport seems like he just did. I try. It's hot out here. It's hot up here. Can you see? Let's see if just the bar. Oh yeah, the bar's still up. The ice cream face is still off. Oh yeah, the bar's still up. Bunch of little bars around here and to be the V port B bar behind me. Always a great item. So you downtown, it's downtown. So downtown always has a great atmosphere. I'm getting here just barely on time. Something tells me that people will be unruly six hours and I'm still

standing. That's right, Laurie. Six hours, and I'm still standing. That's why you never want to get on my bad side. I'll fire up that OBS. I will have the best This Week in Periscope broadcast ever. Alright, folks, I see my people waiting for me. I want to wish everyone a fantastic New York day with you live here or not. Hug your loved ones, cherish a moment, and good morning, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I'll see you guys later. Bye. Hey.

The Morning Show Ep 60

The Morning Show Ep 60

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