hey folks. July 27th, 10:30 in the morning. Good morning from Portland streets. Oh, let's do this. Good to see it. Good to see you. Let's go to work. Let's go to work, people. Good Cortland Street. There we go. Time to rock and roll. You know that feeling when you get new tights and they're not broken in yet. Good to see you, Cheryl. Hugs all around. Let's see what's cooking here. Let's see what's cooking in there. Good to see you, Griff. I'm paying. I've got Norm from Bangor, Pennsylvania. It's gonna be a cloudy, somewhat cool day. It's gonna be warmer than yesterday, but to be cloudy. So decided to uh ill ill. He's selling the books again, folks. And there is one thing I want to end in lower Manhattan. Its discourage of the 9/11 picture book. If that's the bane of anything I've ever seen in my life, it's the 9/11 picture books. Look, yeah, yeah.

yeah, all right, awesome, Grimm. They didn't touch it. Me, if you want to hang out, let me know. Just when you DM me, don't speak all weird. I had a guy do that the other day, and we didn't hang out. If I give you my schedule, try to use that to your advantage. Will do. Awesome, great. But another day, another dollar. Time to do it. It's the height of my season. [Applause] It's the time when I make money. It's right now, huh. I really want to go to Coney Island, though. I like, we really want to go to Coney Island. It's like not even funny. I really want to go to Coney Island. I'm feeling, I'm legitimately feeling side-up cyclone withdrawal as they drill holes into the street. They're drilling a hole. They're drilling a hole in the street right there. I don't know what the hole is used to. I don't know what they're going to do with the hole, but they're drilling a hole in the street.

but I really need to ride a cyclone. My goodness. So, I need to write on the cyclone. [Applause] And if I don't have an afternoon tour today, I'm gonna go to Coney Island. Your hotel's near Fulton and Broadway. Nice. Is it on Fulton Street itself? I know there are a few hotels over there. There's a couple of hotels over here on Broadway or maybe Maiden Lane. Are you on a couple of hotels on Maiden Lane? You're mixing the West, the Waxman already. He's gonna be gone for a few days. Maiden Lane. Awesome. You're gonna be right by where they film Die Hard with a Vengeance. My favorite one of my favorite all-time movies about New York. [Applause] So, Maiden Lane. Yep. And but, and if you, and if you're on Maiden Lane, my favorite bar, which is still there. It was there in the 90s. It was a bar when I worked down over there. I went to all the time. It's a place called Jim Brady's. Jim Brady's is

a fabulous bar, and I love the fact that they've been around since, I think, 1975. But they have a great solid clientele in there. It's just a great place if you want to drink with the stockbrokers. Good to see you, boozy burger bill. Good to see you. You put it on your list. Nice. Awesome. It's gonna be great. So that's what it 40 something days. That's in September. You're coming out here, huh? That's gonna be cool. No-no-no Chipotle today. No Chipotle today. I'm actually getting something as a request from the wife. September 12 to 20 second. Okay, awesome. So right when that's like the last week where it could be really hot or it could be like that perfect autumn kind of weekend weather-wise. That's a really good weekend because you never know. You can still get really hot, but you're late enough in September so that I could get pretty cold. So-so if you like the cold Chipotle smile. I know that you're

totally. Sponsors would not be pleased. That's why you picked it smart. Uh-huh. Somebody's getting that haircut in now. That's a pseudo-celebrity getting a haircut, and his fans are waiting outside. Look at these people on the bicycles, man. Look at these people on the bicycles, and they're Dutch. They should know better. These Dutch people should know better than to ride bikes like that on the sidewalk like that. They're people who rent the mountain tickets. So, you know what today? You know what's today? You know, like the other day, I couldn't get away from cigarette smokers. Today, I like to call them, and I hate to say this, it no biking on the sidewalk. I'll be the first one to tell you that. No biking on the sidewalk, and especially down here. Fulton Street is easy to take over. It's narrow. You just ride in the middle. They can't do crap, but um, um, I can't get away from people in their 20s or my age in

their 30s, relatively young and x-ray exactly bluesy Burger Bell. You've been researching for your trip for three years. Wow, okay, I love city bike. It's a great way to get around. It's not good for tourists. It's not meant for tourists really, but I can't get away from able-bodied, relatively young people who are panhandling today. There were some rather aggressive crusty kids at my subway station this morning, and they were like, You're giving me a dollar. And I'm like, No, I'm not. You have a dollar? Guess I do have a dollar, but you're able-bodied. You may have mental issues or maybe mental issues with your family, but can you walk? Can you talk? And plus, he was smoking his cigarette, so I was like, Unless somebody gave him that cigarette, you had to buy that cigarette. Not good. And I get asked for money, you know, especially when I'm going to work. Don't bother me when I'm going to work. It was drizzling. Oh, it's drizzling. This might scare

everyone off the bride. If I go home extra early, I submit everywhere as I go home extra early. I might take the ferry home again. This ferry ride was so much fun yesterday, and they never tweeted out there. Yeah, it's very expensive here in New York. That's what I'm saying. I mean, if you're homeless and you're broke, you know how you got to have a cigarette unless somebody gives it to you. But you know, priorities, man, priorities. And then I got crapped on businesslike. Whoo-hoo, he's going to work. He's like, Yeah, I'm going to work out, please. I'll be the first person to tell you if there's one thing I could get rid of in the world, it's money and it's waking up in the morning. If I could get rid of money and waking up in the morning, it's a wrap. But you have to make money, you have to wake up in the morning, you have to apply yourself somehow. Hi, two times, two times I crossed across.

Manhattan and Brooklyn Bridge are two twice good to see a boozy burger Bell. That's right money and mornings exactly two M's the two pimps so don't give me this whole sob story wake up at night so if you got to work overnight yeah I used to work overnights. I used to work overnight so all the time man I don't want to be president that's the whole deal. I don't like politics. I don't like Tony Montana when he's at the fancy restaurant and Manolo goes what's wrong man you're not saying anything. He goes yeah bottle kicks a whole bunch of bull I'm gonna end up like that. I know I will we talked through a hole we eat through a hole we poop through a hole is it I mean this is this is this it is this it. I work hard for this all these old mummies in here whoa and they're filming a movie they're filling a movie check it out you're gonna film the movie they're filming a

movie it's the cab. It's a. It's a. They're actually filming. They're filming. You get the lights on. Exactly. Then what exactly? The older you get, the more you turn into Tony Montana. Absolutely. Tony didn't mean bad, remember? Only the guy. No kids, no wife. Does it need that on his cell plate? Doesn't need to. It is great on YouTube. Absolutely. I mean, every now and then, I'm like that. - Did exactly - the big pound-and-a-half of coke that he had in front of him on the table. Poor Tony only had you. Was that one hit. All he had to do was that one hit. He should have just let the guy blow him off in front of the UN. And sorry about the kid and the wife, but the kids and the wife was two kids on the wife. The stucco roaches. That's right. Yeah. Mutants. Yes. Yes. I'll sing it out loud too. If people are being like extra rude, I'll be like, Look at these mutants. Look at these mutants. And we get him. We

get him like a couple of weeks ago. We had a guy. He was just renting bikes, and no matter how simply I described the directions to get to the Brooklyn Bridge, he still didn't get it. And I think he was just doing it on purpose to, uh, to F with me. Yeah, sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to heat up Busey. That's not fun. That's not fun. But you got to deal with them. But you got to eat. Why are their trunk right? They're drunk. They're drinking beer. Boom. It's shrinking. Not good. Okay. It was treated not bad. Maybe I can't get away. People riding bikes inside gloves today. All right. Time to go to work. All right. We just get on with it. Exactly. That's right. That's the only thing you could do. Let them be mutants and just get on with it. Onward. Like that guy screaming in the in the would that that Sid Vicious album. Where's it back on word? That guy. He was on the trolley. They planned the song. He's

already three songs ahead, and you pay lots of Easter eggs in this and this little video today, so lots of things you can look up on the internet. But I want to wish everyone a fantastic New York day, whether you live here or not. Hooks your loved ones, cherish a moment, and good morning, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I will see you guys after work, bah-bah. You know what I'm talking about, right? Busey burger. Alright, see you later.

The Morning Show Ep 22

The Morning Show Ep 22

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