Markiplier's Internet Cafe Simulator 2: Chaos and Challenges

Markiplier tries to manage an internet cafe and faces various challenges while striving for success.

### [Markiplier Plays Internet Cafe Simulator 2: A Hilarious Gaming Experience]
* 🎮 Markiplier plays Internet Cafe Simulator 2, struggling with basic tasks like **cleaning and purchasing equipment** for his cafe.
* 😅 Markiplier names his cafe "**Mambo Number Six**" and struggles with the game's tutorial missions, including **cleaning footprints** and **buying computer equipment**.
* 💸 Markiplier invests in computer equipment, including a second computer, but **struggles to make a profit and balance expenses**.
* 👨 Markiplier's in-game wife announces she's pregnant, adding to the challenges of **running the cafe**.
* 🕹 Markiplier deals with unruly customers, including one who tries to **leave without paying** and another who **runs off with a computer**.
* 🤯 Markiplier discovers new game mechanics, like **skill upgrades** and a **tip box**, that he hadn't noticed before.
* 🌙 Markiplier ends the gameplay session, planning to **continue building his cafe in future episodes**.

hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome to Internet Cafe Simulator 2. I think I played number one. I don't think family F family my internet cafe, all right. A mark mums family is that my family character stats and then sabot tour. Oh, this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. I'm going to call free Wi-Fi. No, that's stupid. I'm going to call it Mambo Number Six. Oh no, oh oh, that's fine. All right, game will open late at the first load, please. What does that mean on the night of the third day? Okay, all right. Punch, you can adapt to the game in a shorter time by following the tutorial missions. Don't worry, they're not boring and long. Space to jump, inventory, skills, crouch, stats, punch, punch. All right, get out of the apartment. I'm out of this apartment wife make child. She doesn't want to do this because she's in a bad mood. Send job bad mood. All right, wife, well, all right. Okay, all right, uh, okie dokie, put food in.

fridge. There you go. I put food in fridge. Goodbye, wife. I don't even know how much money I have. Okay, goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, wow. Well, that's nice. It'd be really creepy at night if you heard the elevator open up on your floor and you're the only one on that [Music] floor. Danger. Stop. Why is that a thing I can do? Okay, go to the Internet cafe. What? What? In the Photoshop paint filter is this my internet cafe. Okay. B DC minor secondhand shop Club. Okay. This is not. I didn't go down. What? Why didn't I go down? Wait, what? What? I thought I swear didn't I press that, huh? All right. I'm out of here. Here, baby. Time to get to the internet cafe. What are you doing? Why do you got a light over your head? What are you doing over here? I know everything that happens in the city, man. You're the owner of the new internet cafe. They smashed the man who worked at the cafe before.

you man if you got W well with me this wouldn't have happened to him. If you want to build a BTC mining rig in this city, you have to pay me a license money first man. No, all right, thanks. I can't read that. Wait, I thought it was over this way. It is. Where is this? You know, that's actually not bad. Welcome to you ever want to. Oh man, the electricity is off. Grab a mop and clean your Cafe. This is the dumbest mop I've ever seen. Oh man, Lixian. Oh no, they stole your mechanic. Oh no, can't believe it, Elix. They did this. They did this to you. They did you dirty. Okay, what's oh, the footprints are dirty. Okay, ah, I see. Wow, that's nice. That's nice, Lixian. It's like what you were trying to do. I'm not saying it's better than. I'm not saying it's better at all. No, no, no, Lixian. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not better. No way, it's not better. No, no, no.

how can I is there more can I press Tab and see like super dirt Vision or something cuz I'm not seeing not seeing much more here. I know probably the rest of that is just the trash that's in here but I'm trying to get it. It's not working dog dog dog dog what's wrong with huh hi hi it's not so much your appearance it's uh it's that you know so you materialized out of nowhere all right whatever okay take this right there build oh ah all right uh okay let's build along the wall here oh God it's not it doesn't SN snap it doesn't do 90° snaps. Oh Good Golly okay try to get this in the corner there yeah that's pretty good bam Okie doie then that's not bad all right let's put you oh no wait hold on how do I get the trash out of here. Oh I can I can sweep the trash out of existence how does that work wait a minute lixian okay okay I take back

everything I said that don't that don't make no sense at all. I don't know what that's about. I, I, that ain't right. That's fine, that's fine. Oh yeah, all right. It's clean, do all right. Buy computer case, monitor, keyboard, and mouse. Okay, all right. I'm going to do it man is taking some do. Okay, we're going to zamor. I swear I've done something like this before, but was it, was it a streamer life simulator? Oh, why can't I see anything? Can I please get a larger screen, please? Thank you. All right, computer cases, old computer case, simple computer case, um, RF computer case, probably to go more than just the very basic, but let's go simple, right? No air conditioning. We need keyboard. We can go with basic keyboard. I'm not, I'm not worried about that. Monitor, ah, we can go old monitor, that's fine. Oh man, these mice are more expensive than anything I've ever done. Wow, crazy. Okay, all right, and decent mouse, that should be good enough. All right, done. I did it, give me my money, give me.

my money give me my money give me my money give me my money hey who did that who did that someone pranking me who both of these things hey oh c I'm sure that makes sense yeah oh yeah uh-huh thanks don't steal my [Music] stuff hi okay I've done the best I possibly could open the cafe you can do it from the main PC hi you customer kind of late huh I'm not sure if I'm doing this in a timely manner or not this is going to go great what wait wait what do you mean what am I I am blackout wife wife what happened wife wife H interesting okay goodbye wife farewell I love you come on let's go already okay away okay I'll go this [Music] way yeah oh Kitty oh it's a different game streamer life simulator that's not me all right let's open the cafe all right let's open it how do we open it my Cafe open how how do we open it Cafe open welcome welcome welcome hey

hi welcome yes would you like to Cafe would you hello how about you handsome how about okay I need some food can I get some delivered food or something I'm I'm I'm hungry I'm hungry can I get some how do I going to Foods food ah huh what customer hi would you like to uh play yes yes yes yes yes yes yes my Cafe nope up there my connect all right you get a nice you yeah yeah requests up approve nice came save when you sleep oh excellent how hello thank you for the money farewell that was that's it that was like two seconds of computing what what did you do what did you do whatever not my problem I made money how do I get food I'm so hungry can I please have some food anybody got food food you going into okay food anybody food food food truck please please oh thank you no apparently I need more yum thank you well I've now spent four times as much money as I've made and I'm probably going to do it again

when I make another computer. Oh yes, please. Yes, absolutely approved. What you doing? What you do? What it's the guy? It's the guy. It's the guy. That's good. Good. I'm going to make another computer. I'm going to get a desk. I'm going to get a basic. Oh, even these are expensive. Basic VR table, old computer table. Here we go. All right. We got that. Get that cheap Mouse, a cheap monitor, basic [__] keyboard. But the computer itself, not bad. Oh, and a chair. We need a chair. All right. I'm going plastic. Pay done. It's a big invest, but I'm about to make big money. How you doing? You doing great. Can I get you anything? Love you, computer. Okay. Well, this is going swimmingly. How's your um, uh, you're warm, huh? Oh, thank you. Huh? All right. Thank go. Okay. Oh, thank you. Thank who 95 W. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Good thing those don't break, right? Have, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Don't you worry, sir. I got you. Don't worry. Approved.

thank you. Thank you. You are wonderful. You're wonderful. Oh, done. Wait, I put it. But, but, but. What? Hey, hey. Oh well. Fine. Bam, Bam. Hi. Yes, of course, of course, of course. 2 hours. You got it. Have at it. Enjoy thyself. It. What? But you didn't do anything. What do you, what do you mean? Do something. Do something with your [Music] life. Awesome. Okay, we're up and running. Now what else do I need to do? Do I have software on those? I don't understand more than games. It's good for me. Not nice. Zero games to play. Oh, uhhuh. Yep. You got it. Approved. Look. Um. Uh huh. What are you crying about? Yeah. I, I know. Um, don't, don't worry. I, I got the games. The games are going to, the games are coming. Um, app. Steam. Ah. Music. Virus scanner. Employee. Uh, hold on. I had it. Was a, a prove. Hey, hey. Wait a minute. Hey, hey. Wait a minute. [Music] Hey. Well, you know, paying customers are what they are and um, they're money's as good as any. So I'm.

not really concerned about it. Hey, that's okay. Don't mind me. I'll get that. Uh-huh. Perfect. All right. I got to work on getting this. Steam, okay. Rush B simulator. That's probably fun. That's probably fun. People probably like that. Okay then. Cyber, the hot fix could be good. Could be good. Okay, that's. I didn't get the money from those customers. I didn't. I didn't get the wife. Wife, are you happy? Wife. Wife. Wife. Wife. Pregnant is me. Me. Us. We. We. Oh, did I just do that? Did that just happen? Did we like now? It happened now, right? Right now is when. Is that when? I love you. I'm not sure if that was a good idea considering I only like just started my business and it's most likely that there would be more expenses with that. And also, I'm not 100% on the how babies are made kind of thing, but I thought that there might have been more involved. I eat some more man.

God, I need food, all right, but I got my two computers. I've got some games. We need power, okay, power's on. Cafe is taking its time, and then we're open. No, open. Okay, I've got $69. Hell yeah, start scan. That's a lot of hours. Well, that's, that's, wait a minute. Okay, hold on. You got, I got lots of games. You like games, don't you? You're going to love these games. Pretty good games. Don't mind me sweeping around a little bit. Yeah, YouTube, hey, oh, good, good, good, uh-huh. P, what, what, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, whoa, hey, oh, whoa, hey, what do you, what do you do? I beat the [__] out of you, do I? West, okay, all right, okay, all right, don't mind that. Hey, it's all good. Yeah, you play, play it up. You okay? You did, you enjoy it. Did you enjoy yourself? Did you enjoy yourself? Thank you, thank you for the patronage. Thank

you for the patronage. Thank you for your patronage. I got no speaker. I need a speaker. Interesting. Ah, no games. Uncomfortable in the heat. Do not enter your private account. Has viruses. Well, not yet. I mean, almost. What? What was I saying? Go ahead. Enjoy thyself. Do your hearts content. No, please don't. You have to pay. You have to pay. I'm about to beat the everloving crap out of you. Hey, give me your money. Give me the money. Give me the money. What are you doing? Give. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. You about to walk away from me. You going to get beat. I should have beat the crap out of that other one. All right, you better pay. You better pay. You're not paying. You're not paying. Oh, oh, what's that? Oh, you're not paying. Oh, guess what? Won. Yeah, that's what I thought. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell? Don't just another day in the neighborhood. [Music]

probably. [Music] Fine. Yes, yes, come on in, come on in. Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself thoroughly, if you know what I mean. Just a little joke, just a little little joke, just a little joke, just a little joke. God damn, how many viruses are there? $50, 5 days protection premium. I bought it, okay, good. Auto-scan is now active, probably worth it. They're going to give me much better reviews after that, okay, it's fine. Customer is a customer, customer's a customer. I'm almost out of energy. Hi, yep, mhm, come on in, come on in. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. God, the both of you, why are the both of you doing this? Oh, why are you on Zornbu? That money's money, but they better give me my money before I pass out, because I'm about to pass out. I'm about to pass out, I'm about to pass out. Oh, y, oh you, oh you [__], oh you mother, you [__], [__] you mother [__], get.

ready for the wallopin of your life. That's what I thought. Thank you. All right. Well, I got my money, so that's nice. Um, now I can pass out in peace. How do I not do that? Can I just shut down? Can I go home to my wife? Well, it's 6:00. Maybe I should go home to my wife. Well, we're all closed up here. I've got my bat. I'm going to forget to bring next time if I don't do that. All right, going home to my wife. I he we have a baby on the way, which is shocking news. Oh, wife of mine. Dear Honey, the [ __ ] was going on there. You guys see that something was uh uh oh there we go. Oh, darling, I'm going to bed because I'm so tired. Maybe that's marginally better than yes, it is. You get more energy when you oh God what uh what. You can't have more children, I wife. Um, what oh, I thought you're walking. [Music]

Oh, all right. You know, life comes at you real fast. Um, what is going on up there? There's probably a reason to why. Why did I lose that much energy? All right, whatever, it's fine. I need food. Nothing like working out and a nice smoke. That's probably good. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I got to be open for business immediately. All right, let's do this. We're open, baby. All right, we need to clean up a bit. A bit of grime over here. Come one, come all. Hello. [Music] Oh, yes, I can extend your time. Of course, I can. Of course, I can. Anything for you. Hope you enjoy it. Don't mind me just mopping up. You want, okay, good. I thought you would have been on Zanb or whatever it's called. What does the spray do? Oh, and I got to spray this down. It's a little stank in here. Kind of, ah, there we go. Like lilacs. Go ahead, go ahead. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, absolutely, absolutely. Yes, absolutely, absolutely. Oh.

My God, oh my God, oh my God, wait a minute. Why is one empty? What? Wait, what happened to? Wait, there was. Oh, you. Oh, money. He. You. Hey, you. I was so assuming I had to beat someone up for that. Oh my God, it's horrible in here. You better be giving my mom. Yeah, of course you would. Why wouldn't you? Yes, aha. Of course, of course, of course. What? Why are you? What's wrong? What's wrong? You playing a game? Yeah, you look like you're having fun. So shut up and shut up. Okay, it's much better when I actually have energy. That's nice. How's my? Oh, oh no. Yes. Oh, God damn it. No, don't run. Why would you run? Holy [ __ ] she ran. Hey, hey. What? Hey. Oh, you. Oh, you're done. Oh, you're done. Oh, you're done. Oh, you think you can run? Oh, you're done. You're done. Come here, wonk. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought. You thought you could run? I don't care who you are.

ain't going to run from me. You ain't going to run for me. You ain't going to run. It's my store, got to do things my way, and you're going to pay for your computer time, all right? So, the problem is I like cold places. Didn't bother me much. A little cold. Someone gave it five stars. Hell yeah, is up. It's fine. God damn who, who, who trashed up the place? Yes, of course. Coming. Can you stop throwing trash on the floor? Can I buy, like, a trash can or something? I'm not sure. Air conditioning. Oh, oh, well, I can't do that. Um, close, ghost, ghost. What does ghost do? Police control. Oh, hey, hey, hey, he, hey, who, oh, a ceiling. Hey, hey, gonk, gonk, oh [ __ ] oh, oh, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. Wait, no, wait, no. Why did you all stand in the same spot? I swear to God, if you run, I will have no mercy. A thank you, thank you. You're so kind and good to me. What happened to my b, is my bat gone, my bat?

seems to be gone. They took my bat. Oh yes, you got it. Um, the [__] is this really? Wait, is this actually the internet? Oh Bill. Oh no. Oh God. I could do an arcade machine. No, I can't. No, I couldn't. Can't do any of this. I need more money. Yes. Yes, actually. Yes, I approve. Okay. So I got plenty of energy, probably. All right, probably because I got knocked out. So I'm going to go get some food real quick 'cause I'm doing all right. I wouldn't mind being a 24-hour operation. Yum, yum. But how do I get another baseball bat? I would like a baseball bat. I would like a baseball bat. How can I get a baseball bat? Clothing download now and start earning real money. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think so. I don't. I don't freaking think so, buddy. Hey, how about get one of these? Wait, why is why does this keep ow, get out of the way, everyone. What?

what is happening stop stop hit him hit him what a this is ridiculous hey thank you thank you so much for your business thank you what happened to my baseball bat my baseball bat is gone why damn it you running are you about to run cuz that counts as running okay swing going to miss swing going to miss got him I don't see any other dirt yep you got it 30 minutes huh just 30 thank you thank you war cry classic wait I get to play this why do I why am I playing this what that guy run that guy just run that guy just run run you just run what you just run run from me huh [Music] W can you get away from that guy can you stop there we go okay all for 43 bucks I'm I'm doing great I'm doing so good why do so many people run why do so many people run so many people run and also what's with this game I don't know what it means I don't know why I would do

this is it. Just something to pass the time. Am I even open? Where is everyone? Where's all my customers? I don't know where everybody is. Maybe I should just go to bed. I guess I'm tired. I suppose... well, I might as well see what's going on here. 1 hour free? What? Oh, you've got an internet cafe right here. Oh, this is so much better than mine. Oh, damn you. Here I am in the shittiest cafe I could possibly make, with no money, no money to my name, and all this is just... this is here the whole time. Terrible. Oh, goddamn it. Hi wife. Bye. It's okay. Tomorrow will be a better day. Hi wife. All right. Farewell wife. Have a good day, wife. Today is going to be the first day of the rest of my life. I'm going to get out there and I'm going to get the greatest internet cafe the world has ever seen. I'm going to make sure all the criminals get their asses handed to them harder than any ass has ever been handed.

in the world. Yes, this is what I need. This is what I need. This is what I need. Oh, I know where that is. This is what I need. Hey, what backpack? Hey, what? Oh, these are at a discount. Hey, wow, cardboard VR. Wow, well, this, this is nice. Well, these are cheap. Why am I not buying these? Well, I'm going to. I'm already carrying something. Oh, you're right. I'll be back for that. Don't, don't let anybody else that tied bear. Are there things to find in the area? What? No, no, no. What? No, what? Okay, open for business. All right, okay. I don't know why I'm doing the okay. All right, we are open, baby. All right, I'm going back for that chair, taking this. I'm about to make so much money. All right, this is what I need. Need also, how do I make sure that my power is more reliable? That's, that's really what I want to know. I thought I ate. How am I hungry? All right, nobody run. Nobody run. Is that a dog face in the dumpster there?

thank god oh my God thank you have a good day. I'm just planning for the future more expansions have fun man have fun just preemptively take your time man actually that's [Music] fine. hell yeah hell yeah excellent thank you thank you so much thank you easy money horse oh W what's up here it's got to be something else that can help me. It's got to be like some goodies lying around that I can NAB or something like that. That there would have to be some reason for all this to be here. It's a vibrant Lively City filled filed with filled with a void of nothingness on the horizon but so long as I don't stare into the nothingness I'll be fine. hi Rabbit Club entrance fee why would I want to go to the club. I've got a PC CA to run buying it mine fool oh god oh sorry customers loyal loyal loyal customer Limitless Limitless there is no limit there's no limit to you my loyalist no no. I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of

both of you. Oh, that's better. Oh, that's nice, except for the fact that it didn't freaking. I had two beautiful, beautiful, beautiful customers. Two beautiful paying customers right there in front of my eyes. What are you doing in here? What are you two doing in here? What are you two beautiful, beautiful customers doing in there? What are you doing in there? How do I see how much money I have? Oh, you have 103 entrepreneurial Soul X to use. What does that even mean? Oh, what? What? Ah, what? Oh, that's what. Oh, oh, oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't know that. Since when? Oh, you got it 2 hours. I didn't know I had that. That was crazy. That was crazy. Okay, energy, sure. Strength, uh, speed, okay, sure. Chase him down. Hunger, I guess that would save me money. And then strength, okay, cool. Customer, oh hell yeah. Oh my God, more money in the tip box. I didn't even know I had a tip box. What do you mean? My smile, I don't, I don't know about

that become more resilient throw harder punches. Baseball bats can break more easily, but that doesn't seem like a good thing. All right, whatever. I'm just going to do the more money approach. I want more customers, that's what I want. Okay, good. Yeah, of course, of course, of course. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful customer. Today is a better day, today is the start of the next forever of my life. Who wants it? You want it, you got it. Of course, I can extend your time, of course I can and will for you, anything, anything, my beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. How was the porn? Oh, good, good, good, good. You want to know why it's called raw? Oh, ow, oh my God, God, oh my God, please don't. They're all terrible, all of them, all the customers, a bunch. Thank you, thank you, you're so sweet. Have a good day, thank you, beautiful, beautiful customer. Well, I mean, I don't know, I'm kind of got to go home soon, get a little peckish. Oh, I guess I'm not tired at all, actually, if I.

were to think about it hey can I give you a shoulder Rubble you YouTube what are you watching there amazing wow that's really cool that's great that's great come on in yes of course of course of course I'll give you everything you ever desired yes of course I'm going to go get some grub you two need anything all right yum yum oh God can I do anything to make you too more comfortable don't don't get angry don't get angry stop spinning I don't know why that happens why you why you upset don't be upset oh what what what what huh what what what what the [__] what when did I have a lamp what what did I do what what I'm being searched for what what what oh and my

Internet Cafe Simulator 2

Markiplier

Markiplier's Hilarious Adventure in Internet Cafe Simulator 2

Markiplier struggles to navigate the game's tutorial missions and character stats.

He hilariously interacts with the game's mechanics, like cleaning the cafe and dealing with unexpected events.

Despite the challenges, he brings his signature humor to the gameplay, making it an entertaining experience.

Confusion and Frustration in a Virtual World

The individual struggles with the virtual tasks and experiences confusion throughout.

They express a desire for a larger screen and grapple with the high cost of computer accessories.

Despite making some money, they end up spending more and feeling hungry in the virtual world.

Planning and Building a New Computer Setup

Aiming to build a new computer setup on a budget, including a desk, VR table, mouse, monitor, keyboard, and chair.

The focus is on making a big investment to potentially earn big money.

After setting up the computer, the next steps involve installing software, particularly games, and dealing with unexpected events, like a surprise pregnancy.

The cafe owner is trying to manage the power, open the cafe, and make money from the computer games.

The owner is struggling with viruses, trying to get customers to pay, and dealing with low energy.

Finally, the owner considers buying a virus protection program and is desperate for the customers to pay.

The protagonist reflects on going home to his wife and finding out about the shocking news of a baby on the way.

He also deals with various tasks at the business, from cleaning up to handling customers, and unexpectedly has to confront someone trying to run away without paying.

Despite the chaotic events, the protagonist manages to maintain some level of energy and humor throughout the night.

The speaker is dealing with various issues in their store, from trash on the floor to a missing baseball bat.

They express frustration with people running and seem overwhelmed by the chaotic situation.

The speaker also mentions the desire to expand their store and the need for more money.

Frustrated Cafe Owner Discovers New Opportunity

A cafe owner, feeling dejected about his struggling business, stumbles upon an internet cafe and envisions a better future.

He excitedly prepares to revamp his cafe and make it a success, feeling optimistic about the possibilities.

Confusion and Frustration in a Customer Service Role

The speaker is surprised by the sudden appearance of two customers.

They express disbelief at having certain abilities and not knowing how to use them.

The speaker fluctuates between serving the customers and feeling overwhelmed by the situation.