[Laughter] I better not. How come I'm trying to quit? You should have seen my last chest x-ray. Sixth-graders are terminally pathetic. Uh-oh, there's the bell. We better get going. [Music] Hey, give her a break. She's a good kid. Oh yeah, then why don't you go be a good kid with her? Give me a light. [Music] So they're letting you go to the bathroom all by yourself now? Yeah. When are you gonna start? Ooh, a little miss big mouth got me good. You want to smoke? Oh, that's right, you quit. Yeah, I guess I'm just a big fan of breathing. What are you laughing at? That was funny. If something is funny, I laugh. Yeah, if something's funny, she laughs. Shut up. Sixth graders are a waste of skin. You should know, you were there for three years. It was two, so huh. Come on, Mickey, walk me to detention. Ah, finally. Oops, sorry. Yeah, right. Hi, hi, Michelle. Do you mind if your sister and I talk?

Are you gonna be talking like this? [Applause] Tell you what, if you leave us alone, I'll give you a tic tac. Listen, Tanner, what you did today was really low. You knew I liked Jamie, but you went for him anyway. I didn't know you liked him. Now you know, so you better call your little date off. No way, Tommy can't make it. You're not feeling well. I feel fine. You won't if you don't call off your date. I'm not gonna do that. Fine, it's your funeral. [Music] Howdy ho, junior heisters. What can I do for you? Do something about this sticky table. Bring us the menus and try not to take forever, okay? What do you want? I came to apologize. Well, I don't need your apology. Wasn't that tragic? So what? You told the whole world I stink at school. It's not like it's any big secret. Maybe if you didn't ditch school all the time. Oh, what do you know? Nobody gives me a break.

Just once, I'd like to have a teacher who hasn't heard of me before I got into the classroom. You know, it doesn't matter what other people think; it's what you think about yourself. What a valuable lesson. Thanks, Barney. Looks like you're her person too. Hi, little Michelle. Are you ready for your first day of third grade? Are you ready for a third year or seventh grade? Just leave the mascara. Eyes are the first thing a guy notices, really. Well, for now, it's your room. Why does your dad care if it's clean? My dad cares if your room is clean. Oh, little Michelle, this might be just a bit over your head. When you're older, you'll understand. And when you're older, you still won't. Man, he sounded just like my mom last night. She made me do the dishes. It's not like we were out of clean ones. Yeah, well, I better get busy. Yeah, well, you know, I think it's pretty cool you got away with it as long as you did. Her guess? Well, see you later. Yeah, see ya.

uh dad, she is having a party Friday night. Can I go? Adult supervision? Um, Mr. Tanner, my mom would never let me have a party without adult supervision, which is why I didn't tell her. [Music] Steph, Bobby, Bobby, Steph, have fun, Gia. [Music] I'm not sure what I'm gonna wear, but all I know it's gonna be something totally hot. Me too. Bad move, Steph. We want to get our folks together. The last thing my mom wants in her life is another kid like me. Check out those guys. Those guys, they're in high school. They never look at us, Steph. They're men, we're women. Let's just turn on the charm, okay? Plan B. Hello, gentlemen. Do we know you? Oh, weren't you the girls who jumped on stage at that 9-inch nails concert? No, but we just got kicked out of the piano and organ store. Cool. This is Steph and I'm Gia. You guys got names? I'm Jason, he's Barry. You know, we've never seen you at Bayview.

oh, that's because we're not in high school. She means we're not in that high school. We go to a private school. Oh, which one? Uh, can't tell you, it's private. So, what grade are you in? What grade are you? Uh, we're sophomores. What a small world. So, are we, Steph? Are you coming or what? Yeah, I'm coming, thanks. I taught myself. Now I can drown my mom out when she's sweating to the oldies. There's Ryan. If you're really gonna ask him to dance, he's your chance. Go for it, Tanner. I can't do this. Come on, Steph. He's only a guy. They're just like us, except they pants each other. Yeah, you're right. Okay, I can do this. All right, here goes nothing.

Gia Mahan Scenes/Moments | Full House

Gia Mahan Scenes/Moments | Full House

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