[Music] Residents in the theater area were shaken up when a 5.9 magnitude tremor struck Washington Township, New Jersey, at about 7:30. Yo. [Music] Yeah, do you have that deck ready? Eor, guys will be here any minute. What for? The meeting. You just said EC Corp. Don't you mean F Corp? FC Corp. Yeah, that's what I meant. You nervous? You're never like this before a presentation. You're always stone cold. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not myself today, man. What up, my dudes? Ol, I heard we're taking a swing at F Corp today, Bach. I'm sorry, Bach. The Big Man on Campus. I don't think that's a thing. It might be a stupid thing. Anyway, here's what's up. I'm awesome at talking to people. For real, though. Lunches, dinners, drinks. I could sell ice to an Arab, sand to an Eskimo. Yeah, you're not helping yourself out there, last. You're experimenting with some new form of racism. I just want you to know I can be an asset for when not.

if but when you land this account, what do he say? You know what, don't take my word for it. I want to take you out to lunch and prove to you what I'm all about, but not today though. I'm meeting my new girl Stella. Don't tell the girls in the office. Cool man, glad we did this. Seriously, just pull up the deck and look over all the slides. Let's build our future. When you have lunch with him, can you please tell him to never talk to me again? Together we can change the world with EP Z Jong. The world's richest person continues to make news for her philanthropic endeavors. Last month, Miss Jong donated 4.6 billion to her personal charity, the White Rose Foundation, according to a filing published by the Securities and Exchange Commission. M Earth to Elliot, you all right? Just make sure all the flowcharts are accurate. You really need to land this account. [Music] Okay, with all safe at the wheel, F Corp can do what they do best, navigate the

world to a brighter future. Any questions? Can Elliot and I have the room, please? I appreciate your presentation, but I don't think this place is right for us. And why is that? Let me ask you something, Elliot. What's the worst thing about your life right now? Well, the fact that you're passing on us already. I'd have to go with this meeting. No, seriously, answer my question. From being honest, the worst thing in my life. It's also the best thing. I get up every morning. I play my records. I get ready, get my coffee. I come to work. I'm stuck in a repetitive, boring routine that feels endless. And sure, I've imagined what it would be like to be someone with a more exciting life, a risk-taker, someone more interesting. But in the end, I know I'm lucky to be where I am. Please have a seat. I also feel the same about my life at F Corp. It's the best and the worst thing that happened to me. And the reason why I love my company so much is because of the value we

provide people buy our products every day because they trust us. F Corp is not only the best thing in my life, it's the best thing in everyone's lives, but it could also be the cause of our undoing if I'm not careful. So, you see my dilemma here, Terell. I pledge to you right now that if you go with all safe, the worst will never happen. And how can you be so sure? Because I've seen what can happen to your company, and I know how to prevent it. You've seen what can happen to my company? Yes. If you look through our packets, we've created predictive models for every possible attack that... No, no, Elliot. I just want to know you're on my side. Always. [Music]

Don't You Mean F Corp? | Mr. Robot

Don't You Mean F Corp? | Mr. Robot