Crafting Adventures in Path of Exile: A Comedic Journey

Crafting a chest became a frustrating gamble, leading to unexpected losses and humorous moments.

### Crafting a High-End Chestpiece in Path of Exile
* 🛠️  The player attempts to craft a **high-end chestpiece** for their character in Path of Exile, starting with a **fractured base** and using various **crafting methods**.
* 💰  They consider buying a finished base but ultimately decide to **craft it themselves**, despite the potential risks and costs involved.
* 🎲  The player uses Recombinators to **remove mods**, with each mod having a chance to be deleted based on its **weight**.
* 🔮  They apply various Essences to the item, aiming to hit specific modifiers and eventually settle for a **veiled mod that provides energy shield regeneration**.
* 💎  The final steps include crafting life and resistances, with the player acknowledging that they could **further optimize the item with additional currency**.
* 📉  The crafting process is accompanied by a mix of **frustration, humor, and self-deprecation**, with the player expressing **doubts about making a video** on the experience.
* 🏆  The finished chestpiece provides **significant improvements** to their character's **life and energy shield values**, showcasing the **potential rewards of high-end crafting** in the game.

uh do we try to craft my chest? Let me see. I don't know if I have enough. I think I need to sell my Scarab tab. Can I just like, dude, I know I'm just going to lose this gamble. I legit just want to buy a base already, CRA already, fractured. I know this isn't going to work out for me. There's no way it's 100 Divine. Oh wait, this one's like already crafted, bro. Oh but the wrong unveil. Okay, after that large trade, I think we're good now. I think we can start crafting and by crafting I mean just buy it already finished off of trade, right? Thanks. Wait, wait, wait, please trade me. Am I G to have to make this myself, dude? I didn't, I honestly didn't want to craft. You can buy that chest for 200 divines from me now. Alright, you little rat. Alright, are we just going to make this ourselves? I guess. Hit it first try, guys. Let's get four for the four tries.

It's going to take us. I'm viewing Rec combinating as zero cost other than the bases, so I don't care how many recom it takes me really to get like high item level buy 30% man. What do you mean 30%? Like what? What? Why would that matter for this Blink? I swear to God, I'm going to actually time you out. Your suggestions just tilt me. I'm going to shove those in there for now, okay? Okay, 30% necrotic base. Yeah, you guys are cooked. You think I'm going to gamble 35 divines on this [ __ ] uh okay, so we need to win. Do I even like these bases? Honestly, don't cost enough for me to care about the recombination. And also, I've done testing, and I think the only thing that matters actually is that these don't have a prefix. As long as you don't have like four, no, it's fine actually, 'cause it's both Max life like from my testing so far. They completely changed Rec combinators every.

mod just has a percent chance of staying. There's literally no like guaranteed to NES anymore other than like if you have two matching modifiers. They are guarant you can't have two of the same mod on an item obviously still so it's going to remove one of these Max life uh but like every mod just has like a percent chance of being deleted like like you could literally have zero an go out potentially but you have to on this base cuz we technically have what five suffixes and you obviously you can't have five suff fixes on an item uh yeah and and the higher weight mods have a higher chance of staying. I thought dude my I heard from my friend that zero weight mods are like cursed like they are really hard to survive cuz like like it's not like a low weight mod it's literally a zero weight. That's what he said I don't know let's see click and test oh never mind we're fine item level 93 okay we're good okay did we get no we didn't get

the necrotic armor dude. Technically, this might be trolling. Okay, technically, this might be trolling because if it chooses the necrotic armor and two tzer cannot. Okay, not tzer Z two zero. If two zero weight mods cannot exist on the same item, that would mean even if we win the necrotic armor, the curse could just be deleted anyway because it chooses is the essence mod, right? So, let's see. Yep, it did. It did. I think it did exactly that, bro. I think it legitimately did that. Okay, it could have not done that, but I think it literally did that. Let's test it again for science. Ha! Let's test it again for science. Why not? Why not for science, I guess. Chooses necrotic armor. Oh, but it deleted the since this time. Wait, did it down rank it to T4? Wait, that's weird. All right, um, okay, we have one success to fracture. All right, I'm going to okay, actually, I have a fractioning or right here, but I need to delete one mod, right?

yeah, we got to delete the suffix. Oh, the other base had reflect as well. Okay, never mind, never mind then. I don't know how I didn't see it. I guess I'm not going to use locks, dude. Pretty sure locks are like 100 D or some stupid [__] at this point [__]. All right, we can still save it. We can still save it. We can still save it. So, reforge Fizz. Tech, here's the tech, dude. All right, here's the tech. Reforge Fizz T2 life. Okay, now we have T4 Fizz. If it chooses this base, it'll have to delete one of these Fizz, and hopefully it deletes the non-fractured. Wait, these are exactly the same mods down to the T. This is not going to like actually, this is like not going to show us anything technically, but it will as well. All right, so watch this. Okay, that's not good. It look, it wait, okay, it didn't.

transfer the fracture it picked Base number two, but since you cannot transfer fractures, it deleted it. I actually forgot um. I forgot that, so that means yo, we had a higher CH yo sick. All right, here we go, now we win. Okay dude, okay dude, uh, okay, all right, minus six. I wish I just bought a base. This is going to tilt me off the face of the Earth dude. I just wish I bought a base at this point. All right, okay, it removed the fracture and we kept the curse. Nice, it kept the uh, actually I can't tell cuz it's sacred ABS, the base. I can't see which one it kept. All right, we're just going to keep losing dude, that's fine. Okay, this is fine dude. God damn it man. Oh yeah, I love this game. I love this game dude. I love this game. Oh okay, missed five fractures. Now we're 30 divines down on fractures. All right, let's try to move it.

over now, I guess. Did it really just wait? Oh, it deleted the fracture. Okay, nice. All right, it didn't go red though. It didn't go red. That's weird. It didn't go red, didn't go red, but was deleted. I think because it must have picked the other base, and it just like disintegrated for some reason. But yeah, and without going red, I don't know. All right, here we go. Fracture number six. Fracture number six. I do not want to buy this mini, but it's also cheaper this way. I'll just sell them back. Okay, we win. Nice. Oh no, it's 84. Oh, I forgot to upgrade it. [__] dude, no wait. I forgot. No, why? I forgot to upgrade it, dude. Oh, I'm supposed to upgrade the item level. Wait, now I have to actually like, what do I do, dude? Do I gamble the upgrade or do I just [__] sell it, dude? I can't believe I finally hit, but I forgot to upgrade the item level.

I'm so cooked. I'm such a clown, man. This is this guy really rubbing it in. Is this guy really rubbing it in, dude? I don't care, dude. I don't even care about 24 quality anymore. I give up. Just give me three fractures. It's 84. No, this one's 86. It's 86. Okay, mine is 84. All right, we'll just pretend I didn't forget to upgrade the base. Okay, guys. All right, all right, yo, yo, yo, guys. Okay, we hit it. We hit it, guys. We hit it. We hit it. Um, we hit it. Uh, we guys. We hit it. All right, 30D. No, I, there's no way I would. Okay, we just gave. Okay, we don't get 24 quality, though. Uh, we caved. We caved. I don't care. We caved. The recombinator deleted the quality. Yep, the recombinator delet. Yeah, we, okay, we hit. All right, so, all right, what's the essence? Let's see what the essence is. I literally have no idea the price on

the essence. I'm going to be honest. Uh, wait, where is it? Oh, essence of horror, dude. Oh no, oh no, man. I wish that guy who was selling his finish chest was on. Jesus Christ. Jesus, this wait. This is going to be so bad. Okay, now I wish I sold that base for 30 div, man. CU, we're going to need that. Uh, it's got a random fractured prefix. Let's just do. Uh, yeah, let's just do the fractur here. I don't think 100 divines is enough to even finish this. We might not even hit this up. I think we have to exalt slam with every essence, like an null exalt slam or not. Yeah, like I think we actually are going to have to anull exalt slam every essence, every single essence. Cuz wait, why is that only 100? I thought that was going to say like 300 something. Okay, that's not as bad as I thought actually. Okay, it's like. Uh, let's start with. Let's start with this. Okay, let's buy seven for

one and then 64. Okay, we'll do this for now. We're going to have to exalt slam every time. So much gold. I'm going to start. I have to go to trade soon. I don't want to. I hate trade. Okay, so basically every essence. Oh, what the [__]. Um, okay. Uh, I mean, there's no way I hit the anol though. I mean, there's no way I hit the anol though, right? Yeah, we lose. Okay, we lose. All right. I was about to say, yeah, that was too unethical. That was a little bit too unethical, I'll be honest. Yeah, we should like block. I, yeah, I guess it makes sense to block slam, remove anull. I don't really worry about blowing a lot of these 'cause they're only three chaos each. I'll be honest, I do care about not BL a lot of these or a lot of exal. We're going to use so we're using Elder. Oops, I meant to remove my bad Dex in Slam, remove lost it. Uh

anol Essence and Dex in Slam wait he hit the FR yeah I hit the fracture yeah I did I did I I hit it I I hit the fracture the only thing you hit was the anol on the teer one suppress xdd okay dude yeah can we ban that guy what's funny is what if I get done with this whole craft and I can't I can't afford the tailoring orb to reduce the attribute requirement to even wear it I'm just going to like change my passive tree to wear it you know it's only 108 and then we get to do a veiled a veiled orb that could just miss what's going to be depressing is that if we run out of horror Essences cuz I bought like 10 Divine worth dude I bought like 10 div worth and I'm not even like spamming them I'm literally just using them than aning and I've lost this I've lost this 50/50 like five times in a row dude this

is crazy. Oh my God, holy [ __ ]. There's just no way. How do you lose this many times in a row? Oh my, yes, okay, now veiled orb, now veiled orb, okay. I have to hit a veiled suffix. I have to hit a veiled suffix, and then we got to unveil a focus mod. Honestly, I'll take any of the focus mods. I'll even take ES region. Maybe for now, I'm not going to lie. I might have to just settle on ES regen. It's not bad. I just won't have like the Giga Mana recovery. It's eight divines. Are you kidding me? Let's buy a couple. No, the life. I don't think it matters, does it? I'm not going to lock it. Veiled prefix, okay. We got to, we're going to have to wait. I don't think, I think I have all the veiled mods unveiled yet. Let me just unveil this. Yeah, I don't, okay, yeah. Let me, let me go ahead and unlock some unveils. All

right, so we have to let me do uh let me an these down let's do this okay and now let me do a double andol okay whatever it's fine all right so now let's do suff not be changed again veiled suffix okay okay we can finish it here we could finish it here it can be a finished here [ __ ] I'm settling I'm settling honestly I'm settling I'm settling hey Sushi this is your mod team again yeah I'm settling I don't care sorry about all these Chatters spreading negativity I don't don't want that kind of behavior we do our utmost to remove them this is actually a good mod after all the only negativity we want in the Stream is how many Dives question yeah sure xdd I I'm settling it is not how is it not a good mod it's still fine like the other alternative is 40% of my es back like every [ __ ] 8 seconds let's see let's see what ends up

being okay. I'm missing out on the Mana, obviously, but it's mainly the ES that I would care about. All right, 40.4 times. Okay, it's going to be like what, 3.5k later, 1,400 back every so 175 per second versus 200 per second average. All right, it's, you know, it's more ES per second on average. No, it's going to be like 2,000. It's going to be like 3,000 Mana or something, but it's, you know, obviously, I'm going to miss out on the Mana. I'm just going to settle for now. I can recraft it later. Like, this is fine for now. Yeah, so we're going to do this. We craft Mana since it's the highest weight mod. We're going to do a double slam, or we're going to do one slam and then remove crafted slam again, and then use an Eldritch Chaos Orb to as a double annul. How much is this though? It's 51. It's a 51 chaos double.

anull that also acts as a potential exalt without a block for free, kind of not really free, but you know, see, that's a... so we got, we unold two mods and slammed one mod, and then we can do that again. We just unold two mods off craft Mana slam, remove slam, and then this again, tier three, tier one life. All right, well, that was easy. Uh, we didn't have to reforge. Nice. Now I either slam or just craft percent. I think for now it's just better to craft percent life, 'cause we get percent life and Mana out of it doing this, so it's pretty nice. I'm not sure yet. Don't give me that. Give me the... wait, why is it lagging? It's lagging. Hi, Sushi. I'm one of the previously timed-out negative Chatters. Dude, I thought this attribute requirement thing was, uh, was easy to get. I thought it was like easy to get, dude. What the [ __ ]? Wait, I just... I just lost so much.

money dude bro it's literally up here with uh it's literally one of the top ones man what the [ __ ] it's fine it's enough right it's enough okay it's enough there we go I hit it finally holy [ __ ] that was actually insane this is going to be Fizz taken as right there we go Fizz taken as uh it doesn't really matter which one I choose I guess do I have like less cold Elemental damage taken somewhere of a certain element I don't think I do you want maxr I I might yeah I'll probably do maxr for now maybe I do actually want maxr the highest then for now cuz I I don't have 90 all res yet yeah I think we'll do that yeah that is a good idea we we'll do that okay we do a little bit of trolling we do a little bit of trolling we'll do one exceptional eater here and then we'll do a uh this exceptional let me get more conf

I'm just going to do it the old classic way. Wait, I'm out of divines. Wait, I'm actually broke. Oh, I actually... I'm actually broke. Okay, Seb k94, you think you can just come in here and xdd me? Wait, oh no, I got rid of... I meant to get rid of the other one. Okay, now I have to spend another... except dude, that was actually set up so well. All right, we have 20,000 gold. We should be able to finish this item, surely dude. Like, please release me from this hell. Release me from this prison. No, all right. I think... wait, no, that's actually fine. Grand greater... I didn't realize we were actually this down bad. That... I didn't realize we were this down down bad. Okay, exceptional. Nice. I love this game. Um, okay, we have exceptional max res. I need to do... yeah, so let's do this. Maybe I just get lucky and I hit... uh, fizzz here. Nope, of course not. All right, exquisite. Okay, finally, now hit.

fizzz fizzz fizzz F [ __ ] I'm not going to minmax it right now. I don't care enough to min-max it at the moment. Technically, I could have plus two and like 12%, I think. Pretty sure I could, like, uh... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm not doing that right now. I don't have currency. We're just going to try to finish it. There we go. We're done. 11%. We could, if we got this, uh, plus two max res to perfect, we could hit exquis or exception 12%, and then upgrade it to, like, what was the highest it goes to? It'd have to be plus two maxes perfect, and then exceptional 11%, and we could use a conflict to make it 12, but I'm not going to do that. Hey, Sushi, I heard a b is really good for farming Maps, Abyss, abs, abss, abs, AB, bot line a lot. Nice. All right, 3.9k Li, 3.3k Shield. Wait, let's get rid of uh...

let's take out Clarity, yeah. So, 3.9k live, 3.3k shield. Now up from 3.4k to 3.9k, 2.7k to 3.3k. Keep crafting poo. Burn divines, yeah. I don't even know how I feel about making a video on this. I feel like this video should just be more of like a comedic thing, like, uh, like more of like something for people to just point and laugh at me about.

CRAFTING MY ADDITIONAL CURSE NECROTIC ARMOUR FOR MY ARCHMAGE ICE NOVA

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The speaker is considering selling their Scarab tab to fund crafting a chest, expressing doubt about the gamble's success.

They discuss the challenges of crafting, including the importance of item modifiers and the random nature of recombination.

After a few tries, they experience mixed results, questioning the logic behind the item's modifiers and the impact of zero-weight mods.

Struggles with Item Fracturing and Upgrading

The speaker is frustrated with the process of item fracturing and reforging in a game, struggling to delete suffixes and manage fractures.

They experience a series of setbacks, including losing divines and forgetting to upgrade the item level.

Despite the challenges, they eventually hit a successful fracture but are left uncertain about whether to gamble on an upgrade or sell the item.

The speaker is frustrated with their current game situation, feeling overwhelmed and making mistakes.

They are trying to manage fractured items and essence, but are unsure of the prices and struggling to hit their goals.

The speaker is contemplating trade and using various strategies to improve their situation, but feels it's an unethical approach.

The player is frustrated with the low success rate of crafting and is considering changing their passive tree to meet the attribute requirement for a desired item.

They have invested a significant amount of in-game currency in horror essences but have faced multiple failures in a row.

Despite the setbacks, the player is determined to settle for a decent mod and is trying to maintain a positive atmosphere in the chat.

The player is focused on maximizing energy shield (ES) while sacrificing some mana, planning to recraft later.

They use a combination of slamming and annulling mods to optimize their gear, successfully hitting desired attributes.

The player is also considering elemental damage taken and maximizing resistance for better overall survivability.

The speaker is frustrated with their lack of in-game currency and divines, trying to finish an item with 20,000 gold.

They experience a series of setbacks and failures while crafting, but eventually complete the item with 11% max res.

The speaker contemplates making a comedic video about their struggles, feeling it's more for others to laugh at them.