[Applause] Oh, well, looky lookie here! Another bird for me to tear to shreds! I love these stupid things.

Let's go get them. Uh, you know what's weird? I keep getting closer, but he's not getting any

smaller. Huh. Must be an optical illusion. What the—what the hell is that on his face? An axe? Uh, well, no, I wasn't

looking at you; uh, I was looking over there. What is that? A squirrel? Yeah, over there. Oh yeah, um, yeah, buddy. I no, no, I

wasn't, I wasn't looking at you. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, there, eat up. Yeah. Uh, no, don't wor—oh, no, no, don't mind

Hilarious Cat vs Eagle thoughts

baldingwerewolf

Eagle's initial predatory approach and observation of the cat.

Eagle expresses excitement about attacking the cat.

Eagle notices the cat's size doesn't change despite getting closer, suggesting confusion.

Eagle questions a strange object (possibly an axe) on the cat's face.

Eagle's attempt to feign disinterest and distraction.

Eagle pretends to look at a squirrel to avoid direct eye contact with the cat.

Eagle encourages the cat to eat, trying to appear unconcerned.

Eagle claims to be minding its own business.