car you know to the idiots who get mad at what I do. You know, I just get the picture in my head from Ghostbusters that everyone has the right to be miserable, so they're miserable enough to block the bike lanes and drive like [__]. You know, like here, being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's god-given right. [Music] [Music] n

[ __ ] Long Way [ __ ] hey yep good job how about we look wrong way ass face hooray a smart person who looks sidewalk share is packed I'm sorry does it say walk wrong way dumb [ __ ] get a real [Music] bike bike Lanes how do they work it's a fantastic place to [Music] stand can we move please wrong way [ __ ] wrong way [ __ ] cuz they make up their own rules good job bang good job blocking the bike lane could have parked here but they're so lazy can't park in this real estate along the curb yep a cyclist makes up their own rules he's supposed to wait for the red signal smart smart parent so smart yo that's a nice bike you got there huh that's a nice bike this exactly what the bike lane is for have a great day wrong way idiot wrong way ass clown wrong way dummy doesn't say walk thank you for moving out of the

way wrong way dumbass wrong way [__] wrong way dumb [__] wrong way idiot it got to love this right good job good job locking the bike Lanes [__] good job [Music] Tango 1 3 4 6 75 Charlie good job Tango 13 48 one two Charlie good job good job blocking a bike lane you piece of [__] really what's all this explain to me Criminal he's a criminal but I can jaywalk cuz I was in pedestrian mode some sweet parking jellyfish Powers once [Music] again got to make that light we don't look where is the sidewalk sidewalk is on your ride this doesn't look like a sidewalk to me give you something to look at hooray someone who looks wrong way dingdong see they're capable of pulling over to the curb all it takes is a few slaps to get it right no one in the

looks hooray someone who checks the mirrors wrong way dumb [ __ ] wrong way Wayne car. It's a great place to walk. Sidewalk is on your left. Sidewalk share is packed. Bike lanes, how do they work? I don't see a crosswalk anywhere. Wrong way dumb [ __ ] can someone tell me the justification for this [ __ ] nowhere else are they supposed to park. Good job blocking the [ __ ] Ling [ __ ] but I can't get mad. It's a smart place to stand. It's a fantastic place to stand. Good job wrong way dummy. Good job good job blocking a bike L [ __ ] get a real job. It's a nice bike you got there wrong way dip [ __ ] wrong way come catcher. Must be hard to go with traffic bike lanes. How do they work wrong way dingdong. It's a nice bike you got there. Look how packed that sidewalk is. You're supposed to let people

done his entire life some great driving. Oh, but he has to get that spot. Hey [__], you don't see it's red. Can we not block the bike lane? Thank you. Wrong way [__] Goblin. Uh-huh, New Jersey strikes again. Times [Applause] two. The cyclist ran red lights. Is he on the phone? Wrong way, queef nugget. Wrong way, dick bag. Uh-huh, New Jersey again. I wish there was a way to report all drivers, not just taxis. It's a smart place to stand, bike lanes. How did it work? Where's the sidewalk? Look at this, really. There must be something in the paint that attracts idiots. Oh, that guy ran the light. Another New Jersey driver, go figure. Let's see candy [Music] crushing candy [Music] Crush. Gotta play that Candy Crush. Three officers on the phone. Who needs to be vigilant when you can play on your phone all day? Who needs our last second signal supp to use your signal 100 ft?

criminal criminal hooray someone who looks I stop when it's actually there right away lazy bike go man he has a [ __ ] up rare Tire wrong way dick cheese don't trust these cars to actually yield for cyclist going straight good job look at this great driving here and it's a taxi Tango one two2 6 38 Charlie some great driving the cyclists are entitled I don't see traffic cops telling these cars that run the light but again cyclists our in vital let's see how many cars are honk at me I'm doing I'm going faster than the speed limit doing 26 let's see how many cars pass me I hear one y that's some smart driving I keep keep hearing that cyclists make their own rules but you can clearly see it's the motorists that do when you're in traffic you are traffic those cops are waiting for mopeds illegal mopeds on the bridge oh look do I have to be stopped by cops nope enjoy that

it you got him again abusing my pedestrian privilege. It's my right of passage to cross when it says don't walk. Yep, we don't look horse with blinders, wrong way dummy jellyfish Powers once again. I have to wait for [ __ ] you got a right brake light out. You're welcome [Music]. He didn't get mad when I touched his car. Aha, you just got a gun it through the red light. The cyclists are entitled surprise [ __ ] that wasn't dangerous at all. Just Guns it from between the cars. Look at this lovely mess that I don't have to deal with. Hi everyone, uh, a little change in our schedule programming since I didn't do my normal commute today. Yeah, honking will get you to go anyway. Since I was not able to do my normal commute today, keep getting interrupted by [ __ ] honking for no reason. Um, I'm just going to do my zipper route that I enjoy to do, which takes us to the 59 Street Bridge Williamsburg.

Bridge Manhattan Bridge and then the Brooklyn Bridge. You know, I hate not having to ride my bike, so I'd rather ride. And yeah, is the zipper route or the Ford Bridge? Uh, got to come up with a better name for that Ford Bridges Four Bridges route. Anyway, uh, I probably turn this into a bike Adventure video, but you know, for the stupidity, you'll get to see it here. Wrong way [ __ ]. Not like there's another Lane right across, man. This traffic must be 'cause those damn bike Lanes y honky will make you go any faster. Yep, because cyclist red lights run run wrong way [ __ ]. Is it that difficult to go with traffic one block this way, one block that way? It's too far. How about we pay attention? I want to get stuck behind the gaggle of pedestrians. It's a great place for that [ __ ]. Wrong way, idiot phone zombies go. They must have faith in people. I surely do not. She R the light. She's a

from the turn the way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out. Good job, it's that difficult to pull to the curb right in the street. Coward yellow red tango report you to TLC 73234 five Charlie. Oh my God, why are you dumb? That's the way, not me. Yep, he's going to run the light. I knew it. Well, cyclist runs red lights. Hooray, someone who looks. Hooray, someone who looks at the mirrors. Bang, yep, let's walk along the bike lane instead of continuing to the sidewalk. That's not dangerous at all. Pedestrians have the right of way to be stupid. Yo, that's a nice bike you got there. Wrong way. [ __ ] Very good. It's a great place to stand bike lanes. How do they work? I don't understand. Drunk. Yep, he's going to cut the line cuz that's what motorists do. They make up their own rules. The cyclists are entitled. Some great driving here. Good job. Wrong way, you bloody.

If seeing cyclists running red lights at empty intersections while endangering no one upsets you, I suggest pressing the back button on your phone or browser. Viewer discretion is advised. [Music] Aha, and a rush to stop by a red light. You save no time, time huray someone who looks uh-huh. Cyclist runs red lights. Cyclists are more dangerous than motor vehicles. Y, who has time for signals. [Music] Po usually signals 100 ft before the turn, but what do I know. Candy [Music] Crush, yep. Candy Crush, there's no hiding from me. NYPD wrong way [__] uh-huh. They can run red lights. What's up with this fantastic driving here, yep, great driving. Hooray someone who looks. I guess we don't look fik. Came out of nowhere going 100 miles an hour lazy [__]. Yo, that's a nice bike you got there. Like, what is appealing about walking on the bike lane? Really not like the sidewalk is packed or anything. Hooray someone who

I'm not your dad; it's your mom. Get a real job. Bye [ __ ] face. Yep, I give back bikers a bad name for yelling at stupid, inconsiderate people. Back to that stupid quote-unquote cyclist. How do I give cyclist a bad name if I yell at stupid, inconsiderate people? Please explain that to me. Like, not supposed to go against traffic, supposed to let pedestrians cross when it's actually their light. Cars turn without their signals. They check, don't check their mirrors, on the phone. They run red lights. Like, look at this guy here. No signal. Where's your signal? Wrong way, idiot. But again, I'm the bad guy. I give cyclist a bad name. It's the bad cyclist who gives cyclists a Bad Name. The guy was clearly going the wrong. He came from the wrong direction, but I give cyclist a bad name. Genius [ __ ] genius. But I guess cyclist is a bad name. I've done more good in over 5 years. I've been doing these videos than he has.

traffic. I guess we forgot our bike at home. Why can't he walk there? Why Tango 7762 83 Charlie. Good job. Yep, that lane is not for turning, but you know these two cars are doing it, or three cars, four cars. Some great driving. It's not your light [__] but I can't get mad. I can honk too. Bye Lane dummy. Look how packed it is [Music]. This ain't damn beat. This ain't damn be. This ain't Dam. Yep, this guy didn't run the light. Allowed for what? Pack it in, pack it in, criminal. They're both criminals. Bike Lanes, how do they work? No one rides bikes here in the city, right? No one rides bikes in the city. Wow, fex, just wow. Wow, and this one too. Some great driving. Very good eyes. How did they work [__] horse with blinders. Put the phone away. Wow, that's cutting it close. Okay, yeah, going against traffic. Another one going against traffic. Yeah, you know cyclist mix up.

their own rules explain to me how cyclists are the most entitled group of people. It's [__] motorists they'll cry. You take away their precious parking they'll cry. If you add a bike lane they'll cry saying the bike lanes create traffic. Me my statistics shows it does not but somehow cyclers are entitled like this taxi who run the stop sign too. What 124 548 Charlie that's not stupid at all. If only there was a place dedicated for walking and jogging why are you stupid good job you know you're supposed to let them cross right [__] idiots. A parent who cares about his child's safety afraid of ring the street are we [__] go yep mirrors how they work. He has a phone in his hand you're the one I was going the wrong way get a real bike blah blah blah is all I hear. That's all I hear what good is that helmet on the handlebars what is Stu you get [__] I'm not your dad [__] my dick.

cross you cut them off. There's always the shitty bikers. Yeah, and you're an [ __ ]. You're [ __ ]. You're an [ __ ]. Need to be angry. You're the one that almost hit them 'cause you're an [ __ ]. Angry. Yeah, angry. Yeah. Want to be angry? Get a real bike. You're an [ __ ]. Wrong way, dick cheese. Where is the sidewalk? Wrong way [ __ ]. Wrong way, dumb [ __ ]. F. Get a real bike. Wrong way, idiots. Can't even go with traffic. 211 7182 again. You don't let them cross like an [ __ ]. It's okay, though. I'm going to report you to City bike 'cause I got your number. You're welcome. Good job. Ah, guess you forgot your bike at home. Good job blocking the bike lane. You have a great [Music] day. I shall abuse my right as a pedestrian. Oh, and he's a diplomat. I wonder if he's going to pay.

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