the reason why people hate cyclists. No, it's people like that. People like that, and I'm the bad guy for saying what I gotta say towards idiots like that. Gee, I wonder where the sidewalk is. You're holding up traffic, you idiot. Jellyfish powers, don't fail me now. Just hang out with the door open. Don't trust it. Good job blocking a bike lane. Very good. Just for her to text on her phone. That's what the bike lane is for. Hi everyone, I wanted to thank you all for watching my video. I also like to thank, say my name friend, for being my newest Patreon supporter. And, uh, yeah, thank you everybody for being there, watching my videos, and I'll see you on the next one. Take care. [Music] [Music] you

wrong way ass clowns wrong way dumb [ __ ] man that's a nice bike you got there you shut up get a real job selling bootleg [ __ ] wrong way dumb [ __ ] great driving very good very good you're an idiot very good bang pick a side okay pick a side it's not dangerous at all got a text where is that just fine also this helps too and this oh my god okay come on let's go shut up dick bag i can't even afford a real bike come on slowpoke let's go bye such a sad bike just like you [Music] that bike matches your personality huh i said have a nice night karen yeah bye dick bag uh he's lucky i wait for lights come on change let's catch up to that shitty biker you're an idiot bye guess mad at me because i told him to keep it straight apparently that makes me a karen [Music] wrong way [ __ ] wrong way come catch up

bang wrong way [ __ ] goblin wrong way [ __ ] wrong way [ __ ] biscuit on the phone too because that scream's safe. Take your time just stand in the street looking at a phone. Gotta check them pictures more important than safety. Yep, let's cross without looking. Let's teach our kids to do that. It's a great place to stand. It's a great place for a cigarette first. Yep, gonna cut in front of me because that's a big thing to do. More excellent parking by the FDNY. Let's block roads and actually look for places to park. Cross without looking. It's a running theme in this city. Who cares about their safety? Obviously not them. Wrong way [ __ ] some grade A driving here. Great driving. Very good. Wrong way. Come catch up. Very good man. You sure don't learn, does it? Learn at all. You're an [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ]. Traffic goes that way dumb ass. Wrong way dumb [ __ ].

Yep, must be hard to go with traffic. [__] off. [Music] Dumb delivery drivers. We're going to turn without looking. Seems to be the theme. Why have mirrors if you're not going to use them? You know, it seems today's day and age that people don't know how to use words. You know, hypocrite Karen. Last I checked, Karen means people or females rather who complain about [__] towards people who did nothing wrong. You know, innocent people, harmless things. When I yell at people, it's because they risk my safety and the safety of others. How is that caronicity? And for hypocrite, it's another one. How can I be a hypocrite? Why? Because what, I run red lights? That's not a hypocrite because I don't yell at people for breaking the law. Come on, man, over there. I love people who turn my safety in the safety of others like this clown right here. Could he have pulled over? No. Good job. [__]

make a right at this light. So, I realized I have a slow leak in my bike. So, let's see if I can make it to the bike shop before I get a complete flat. Yep, we're just gonna cross without looking. Let's all be idiots today. Wrong way, busted condom. Yep, let's cross without looking, but I'm the bad guy. Risk my safety, and I'm not allowed to get mad. It's a smart place to stand. Fine, there was a sidewalk for that. Wrong way, calm down, Saka. You're an [__]. Wrong way, dick bag. You know what? I would go with, huh? You don't go wrong. No, I don't. I never ride the wrong way because I'm smart. I'm not an [__]. Only [__] and dumb people go the wrong way. Pedestrians shouldn't have to look both ways in a one-way street. Wrong way, [__]. Wrong way, dick bag. She looked twice. See, she's smart. People talk to you, huh?

when his door swings open, where is the door on the bike lane? Traffic goes that way, idiot. Yep, these in the cross are out looking again. If I was another cyclist on my phone and not paying attention, he would have been hit. Pedestrians have to be vigilant too, cyclist drivers, they don't matter, not only us. We got to pay attention, they too got to pay attention. It's not hard. Hooray, he checked his mirrors, and this guy around the light, this taxi driver, keep up the good work. You always gotta show the cleaning guys respect because they deal with a lot of [ __ ]. Where's the sidewalk? Wrong way, come catch up. Good job blocking the bike lane, you dumb [ __ ]. Plenty of [ __ ] room, plenty of room, no excuse. Yep, let's get off the bike lane, thank you. I guess we don't know how bike lanes work, dumbass. Sidewalk is on your right. You don't want to deal with pedestrians on a sidewalk, go jog at a park.

look at this truck he can drive. It's not like the smaller cars who think they drive in a [ __ ] house. Now this is what you call a great driver. Oh no, why no, not you two. Move it to the taxis to block the bike lane. Good job blocking a bike lane [ __ ]. Yep, Ben just walked on the bike lane. Traffic goes that way, dumbass. That's some great driving by that car. Great driving by this one here, the Subaru sparkly dumbass. What is this covering? Nothing. Covering nothing, just an obstacle in the bike lane. That's great. Good job. Sidewalk is on your left. It's been like over two months. When they're gonna [ __ ] uh paint this in. Good job, very good. Keep up the good work, I guess the bike lane is a sidewalk extension. I did not know that. Yep, let's stand on a bike lane like an idiot. So you gotta be a mind reader with these taxis. Are you gonna pull over? Is it gonna stop? Is he gonna

could he have pulled in all the way? No hypocrite would mean that I would blow through this light and almost hit somebody. [Music] That's me being a hypocrite. Run through a light, endangering everybody else's, you know, safety, which I don't do. So, no, no. I remember I always get pedestrian there right away when there's their light. If it's an empty intersection and it's red, yep, I'm gonna go. Yep, just cut in front of me. Let's not look. Let's not pay attention because we're too stupid to look, and then we're gonna ride off like nothing happened because we're too dumb to admit our mistakes. But I'm not allowed to get mad. Wrong way idiot. I can't get mad. I'm not allowed. I'm supposed to deal with it. People who don't do the right thing or refuse to do the right thing like this [__] going the wrong way. I can't get mad. Pedestrians shouldn't have to look both ways in a one-way street.

if this bike lane wasn't here, where would they be? Oh right, the sidewalk. Good job blocking a bike lane. [__] Wrong way, dumb. [__] Funny, there was a bike lane on the other side of the street. Hmm, wrong way, idiot. Good job blocking the bike lane, very good. Now that they can pull further in more, that's not dangerous at all. Yep, gotta love idiots on the sidewalk when there's a bike lane right here. I don't get people's logic, I really don't. It's like I'm surrounded by idiots. And here is, in my opinion, the best bike shop in New York City, Frank's Bike Shop. Oh, bike is in the shop. I've been demoted to pedestrian. Now he's a good jogger. He knows how to use a sidewalk. Look, this is how you jaywalk when it's not your light. You use this thing called your neck and your eyes to make sure it's safe to go. I know you have to fight that urge.

that stinging sensation. The cross are not looking, but I can guarantee if you do it this way, you can survive every time. You just look. This is that simple. You keep looking. You know, occasionally you look at the other side in case there's an idiot going the wrong way, but you know, can you see? I didn't risk my safety. I didn't risk no one else's safety. And there you have it. Here we go again. We look both ways on a one-way street because, again, you have idiots that like to go the wrong way. She didn't have to do it, but it's the world we live in. I sure love not having to wait for the garbage truck. It's a great place to walk your dog right in the street [ __ ] your dog right. It's like, what do I choose, this road or cobblestone job blocking a bike lane [ __ ] your job is more important than safety. This guy couldn't park more to the right, but he's doing the bike lane, but yeah.

it's okay. Yeah, I'm always like wrong way or whatever. Good points. Appreciate it, man. I guess we don't know how the yellow lines work. [ __ ] dick, you're on the wrong side, dumbass. Man, that's a nice bike you got there. You're the smart one. Good job blocking the bike lane. [ __ ] great driving, dumb. [ __ ] so hard to pull in all the way, so [ __ ] hard, yo. The way you pulled in makes you wish your dad pulled out. Oh, can you treat these people with kindness? Why? Why they don't care about my safety? Why should I care about their feelings? Wrong way, don't [ __ ]. It's a smart place to stand. Will he pull me over? No. So why does the red light warriors care? Because they want to have something to [ __ ] about. Jellyfish powers go super slow for this one, man. I wonder where the sidewalk is. The sidewalk is so packed. Gotta have sympathy for these idiots.

I shouldn't have to look both ways crossing a light that's one way, but it's the world we live in. People have gotten too comfortable living their lives without people bitching at them for what they're doing wrong, so they continue to do it because they think it's okay. Very good wrong way, dick bag, rapid fire. Yup, that's a smart place to do that. Yep, now we look right. Where's your kid's helmet? Gotta love parents who don't give a [__] about their kid's safety. Yo, you got garbage falling out in the back. Oh [__], yep, no signal, no nothing. Yeah, that's a great place to have a conversation if only there was a street, a sidewalk to do that from, or you know, sit in the passenger seat and talk from the safety of the car. But no, that requires too much thought. See, she cares about her kids. She gave them helmets. Traffic goes that way [__]. Wrong way [__]. Goblin, wrong way. Dumb [__].

see this light is always red, and this is green. That is not a bike lane light. I don't know what that red light represents. You're so cool, wrong way, dumb fox. It's a great place to have a conversation. We go with traffic. Oh no, I bet it wrong way, idiot. I better run away, no good job blocking the bike lane. You couldn't pull in more, man. If only there was room for that guy to park, wrong way. Piece of [__]. [Music] Yep, great, great place to walk. We can't tell the difference between a bike lane and a crosswalk. I hate people. I really hate stupid people. I'm really cursed to have common sense. I really am wrong wait, dumb [__]. Jellyfish powers go, not a real jellyfish. See, that's what your idiot think I do, just blow through a red light without looking, but I'm the bad guy, just like that. Apparently, I'm the type of cyclist is

yeah, they're not supposed to go against traffic. [Music] But they do it anyway. Is that not illegal? Good job, good job blocking a bike lane, ass clown. And the cops don't care. Good job blocking the bike lane, dumb [__]. Hey, how's it going? Doing good, yo. I was, yo, literally, do you remember me? I was in the video with you. Yeah, you were the one who rode with me. Yeah, exactly. I forgot. It's, you know, riding today. Oh, no, no riding because I had college earlier, so ah, and it's kind of a, I like to ride when it's more sunny and stuff. Fair enough. Yeah, I know you're riding any weather, man. Take it easy. You're being the next one. No problem. Stay safe. Thank you. I hope that's stopped in it. Bring my chances. It seems like the tire is holding up pretty well. No signal. Can't let people know you're coming out. They're supposed to guess. Yep, perfectly good sidewalk. Justify this, please. Justify this. It's a nice bike you got there.

wrong way [ __ ] biscuit wrong way go [ __ ] he says he knows but does it anyway well I guess he knows he's a goat [ __ ] too traffic goes that way dumb [ __ ] wrong way dumb [ __ ] good job blocking the bike lane [ __ ] face go suck a dick that's not looking yup yup you're looking at the wrong direction that's a nice bike you got there man I guess we don't know how bike lanes work very good very good you're not smart man I wonder where the sidewalk is good job blocking a bike lane some great driving very good wrong way dumb [ __ ] that's why we go with traffic but that's a hard concept to understand bang bang wrong way dick bag bike lane wrong way [ __ ] face thanks for telling that guy he was going the wrong way yeah I said too it's like you're wrong they don't learn you know if you say nothing they think

if seeing cyclists running red lights at empty intersections while endangering no one upsets you, I suggest pressing the back button on your phone or browser. Viewer discretion is advised. Yep, you cross without looking. Use your eyes. Yep, you don't look, man. If only there was a place to walk that [Music]. I remember this time. It's a great place to leave the jeep accident driving GTA. You're an idiot. Couldn't wait? Nope, they can never wait. Sidewalks, how do they work? Like this truck could have parked here. This solid white line is a designated parking spot for them. But no, they don't get that. They never get that. I guess we don't know how bike lanes work. It's a great place to stand. Good job blocking the bike lane. Good job blocking the bike lane. Very good, NYPD. Yeah, it's your life. It's a great place to stand. Walk on the bike lane. No one ever thinks, I have to pay attention for everyone. Wrong way, dumb [__]. Wrong way, dumbass.

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