Awkward Phone Calls: Unusual Conversations and Experiences

Laura's outrageous phone calls reveal bizarre relationship antics that entertain and shock listeners.

### Awkward Phone Calls: Hilarious and Outrageous Conversations
* 📞 Welcome to the Daily Dropout, where Laura introduces the **absurdity of awkward phone calls** in part five of the series.
* 😂 She shares a bizarre story about a boyfriend who enjoys her flatulence, stating, "**he likes the smell of my farts**," leading to comical scenarios involving **pinkeye**.
* 🍝 Laura recounts a quirky dinner date where she and her boyfriend **fed each other spaghetti with their feet**, emphasizing the **playful nature of their relationship**.
* 🏥 In a shocking turn, she reveals a hospital visit due to a **cucumber incident**, showcasing the **extremes of her comedic storytelling**.
* 🎉 Laura boasts about her ability to **queef 32 times in one minute**, claiming it's a **record-breaking feat** she intends to **improve upon**.
* 🐶 She humorously mentions her dog **licking her frog** while she slept, adding to the **outrageousness** of her anecdotes.
* 😄 As the segment wraps up, Laura clarifies that the entire conversation is part of a **funny YouTube video**, encouraging viewers to **engage with the content**.
* 👍 She concludes by thanking the audience and inviting them to **like, subscribe, and follow the Daily Dropout on social media**.

What's up, guys? Welcome to the Daily Dropout. I'm Laura, and this is Awkward Phone Calls on That Scale, later part five. No, he told me he was into girls who are dominant, so I pissed on his face and woke him up. Ya know, he's not even returning any of my calls or texts anymore. Well, what should I do? Yeah, I've tried that. You think? No, my boyfriend told me he likes the smell of my farts. Yeah, he makes me fart in his face all the time now. I'm pretty sure he's gonna get pinkeye, or at least he has it right now, but he still makes me fart in it. No, it's not weird. Yeah, I mean, of course I'm gonna keep doing it. Last night, me and my boyfriend made spaghetti, and we fed each other with our feet. Yeah, we showered; they were obviously clean. Now someone goes over here, but yeah, it's like something to try and experiment, you know? No, my therapist told me I needed to masturbate more.

but these will mean you wanted evidence. I know that's weird, right? [Music] Now I see him like twice a week. I mean, I don't know. I don't think, yeah, pretty much, yeah, dude. I can officially fit seven of his layers up my butt. I tried for eight, but it almost like ripped, so I just stopped. No, I know. I think I'm gonna try again tomorrow, see if I can get all eight of them in. Yeah, yeah, dude. My boyfriend told me if he catches me [__] in his sink one more time, he's going to end things with me. No, dude, it's better than shaking a toilet. It's more comfortable. I just got back from the hospital. I tried to stick a cucumber up my butt last night, and it got stuck. I know, no, not even. That was pretty girthy, yeah, yeah, dude. I tried it out last night, and I can officially queef 32 times in one minute. I know that's record-breaking. I'm gonna keep trying it to see how many

I can get now in a minute. Yeah, I know. No, last night was like the seventh time my dog licked my frog while I was sleeping naked. Yeah, I don't know why he keeps doing it, but it kind of tickles. So now, wait, you got one stuck in your butt. A Lego dude, you should probably go to the hospital. I don't know, dude. Maybe try a vacuum to try sucking it out. I don't know, deadlight. Try it. Hey guys, I'm actually just messing around. We're just so minute funny YouTube video awkward phone calls on an escalator. But um, are you Kofi? Use that for the video. Awesome, thank you. Hey guys, I'm just messing around. We're actually just making an awkward phone calls on the escalator. Pray, but don't you guys quote me. Use that for the videos. Awesome, thank you. Alright guys, thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed. Don't forget to give us a thumbs up, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. [Music]

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The Daily Dropout

Laura shares her unconventional experiences, including waking up a guy by "pissing on his face" and her boyfriend's unusual request for her to "fart in his face".

She discusses their playful antics, like feeding each other spaghetti with their feet, and mentions her therapist's advice to "masturbate more".

The speaker has been seeing someone twice a week and humorously shares their attempts to fit multiple layers of clothing.

They mention their boyfriend's frustration with their behavior and a recent hospital visit due to a stuck cucumber.

The speaker also boasts about their record-breaking ability to queef 32 times in one minute.

The speaker humorously describes their dog's unusual behavior of licking a frog while they sleep.

They jokingly suggest a vacuum to help a friend with a Lego stuck in their butt.

The video is a lighthearted prank, and the speaker encourages viewers to like, subscribe, and follow on Instagram.