Dude, where were you when Trump got shot? Let's talk about something else. What do you mean, where were you when Trump got shot, man? Where was I? The president got shot. I know, I know. I don't really remember where I was. I was at home. I was at home, and you know, you know when I wake up in the mornings, I have a coffee, and I bust out my iPad, and I just start like, I just go to news. I just want to see what's going on. Yeah, and that was, yeah, and then I remember just watching it going, What a sad day for our country, man. Yeah, you know how, what was he like, Donald Trump? Were you nervous? He was, I mean, he's kind of, were you nervous? Yeah, like more nervous than you've ever been in your life. Yeah, yeah, I would be too. There's a lot of Asians for Trump out there. Do you know that? Or how do Asians feel about Trump? Well, can, let's say it, man. Can I say something to you? Yeah, I'm not the

president of Asians. I seem to think that you seem to think that I'm their leader. Like every month, there's a gathering, right? And I get all this information from people, yeah, right. And then I go out to the world, I'm their spokesperson or something. I don't know what the [__] you're talking about. You're like Kim Jong-un. No, I'm not Kim Jong-un. You're like a smaller. You're like scam Jong-un. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I think that Kim Jong-un and I come from the same body type, I would say that, right? Like if they made a factory of like Asians, I'm the same mold as Kim Jong-un and Benedict Wong. Yeah, you know Benedict Wong? Um, I don't think so. You ever see Doctor Strange? Nuh. You have the very Emperor's body. That's Benedict Wong. Oh, you guys, yeah, that's the area you're in right now, Bobby. Yeah, so that's like the same mold. He's a great guy, by the way.

Benedict, wow, yeah, but it's like, you know, and um, he just went more action with his body. Good for him, yeah, yeah. I want to say that I don't know if there, you know, I know step Chong, you know him, yeah. He's, I think, look up step Chong. I think he's an attorney for Trump. Is it stepen Chong Republican? Yeah, he's with the Trump campaign. Oh, nice, you know. So, if you want to ask about Asians and Trump, ask Stephen, yeah. That'd be cool to meet Stephen SE or get him to. Did you see that um, that Asian guy? Look at the Asian guy at the Trump R. You see him? No, tell me, bring it up. Oh, yeah, this is, oh, this guy, okay. What happens to this guy? It's like gays and Asians meeting or whatever. This Asian guy meets this woman. Let's see what happens. I like your smile. I'm serious right now. Guess how old I am. 22. 16. You're 16. But if you want to kiss me, I

will kiss you. Don't act scared. Come on, this is my first kiss. Come on, bend over. I can't reach [Music]. You. I came to this jum to find love. I want to find me a good American woman. I'm not a woman. Oh, I'm not a woman. Wait, what? He keeps thinking I'm a woman. I'm a man. Yeah, yeah. Kiss that for Trump, bro. That's he kissed a dude for Trump, bro. G, that's G. That's a gayan right there for sure, dude. Wow, bro, that was [__] weird. It's almost as if it's like C AI or something. Wow, G. Brian. Yeah, wow, yeah. His name is Brian. Brian. Yeah, I don't know what went wrong with him, but you know. Yeah, play that last part again. Yeah, tell you to find love. I want to find me a good American woman. I'm not a woman. Oh, I'm not a woman. Wait, what? He keeps thinking I'm a woman. I'm a man. Yeah, yeah, bro. That's Elton y. Yeah, yeah, dude.

wow wow. Is there more? Are there more Asians? Even Trump? Because who do Asians support, Trump or not? Okay, I think some do, yeah. I'm sure some do when it comes to the economy, probably, you know what I mean? Um, 'cause what is this one? This is a Trump country. We live in the Southeast. We drink sweet tea. We don't drink socialist Kool-Aid. Wow wow. So there are, they're out there, yeah. What? Like, this is a sweet tea country. We don't str... the... what does he say? So wow dude. I wrote that speech for him. Did you know that? At the meeting. I did, yeah. Speer, speech writer dude. He said it perfectly the way I wrote it. He did, yeah. Yeah, the Kool-Aid socialist, all that [ __ ] was in there dude. What a great guy. What percent of Asians are supporting Trump though, do you think? Yeah, are you trying... let me ask you something with this line of questioning. Are you trying to get what I... what my political affiliation is? No, right? I ain't going to

tell you dog okay yeah and I have to say this. I'm in the middle. Yeah, what do you? I am. It's a good question, man, because obviously there are things that I like. You know, I like both sides, like a woman's right to tr. I don't give a [ __ ]. I want them to have the right to. It's not me. It has nothing to do with me, right? I just think, um, I mean, I'm in. I'm kind of. I'm in the middle of one side, kind of, you know what I'm saying? A little bit more. What do you mean, huh? So you're in the middle of one side. Yeah, well, okay. I think I've always been. I mean, I love the fact that Trump brought over RFK Jr. I'm still pissed that the Democrats railroaded Bernie Sanders. Uh, four and me too. That F. It's like, do is democracy even real in this country anymore? I don't know. Okay, that's what I don't even know anymore. I don't even

know if all of us are just being uh played. That's what it starts to feel like. Yeah, I generally don't like talking with politics, but I'll say this. I'll say that one side, you know, um, is more supportive of what I do for a living. What do you do? Okay, comedy. Comedy, comedy, comedy. Okay, you mean so freedom of speech or whatever? Yeah, okay. I think one side is a little more sensitive than the other side, and so, you know, I struggle with that fact. Yeah, you know, look man, I've voted for Obama and I've voted for Trump, so I'm not a... I am open to anything. Yeah, I've never really voted. Really? No, I voted for Obama one season. You did? Season? I um, dude, did you see that pull up that um, there was... There was one lady that covered the Trump thing. It would think this was an Asian lady. Do you see the thing uh, covered the... That time that we interviewed Trump. This is kind of self-arising or whatever. Oh, here we go. But that's not even all Trump has woed.

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Does The Asian Community Like Trump?

Does The Asian Community Like Trump?

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