Can you not do hot skins, dude? How am I having such a hard time navigating the Steam shop right now? Where did my cart go? Why do I feel so old right now? How do I choose the cute girl? Where do I do that? Oh, skin. Oh, no, no, no, that's not it. Stop, don't type, guys. It's not scam cat when I can't figure it out, okay? 'Cause what is this space boom HP pot? Oh, wow, you can really spam that. Wait, that costs Mana. Why do you start in underwear? You know why you always start in underwear. Come on, brother. Yeah, so what it's going for, I guess, is like that kind of vampire Survivor. What's the other one? There's a few other games, but you get a lot of enemies, you spam stuff, you start shooting things, things start swirling, you get abilities. Apparently, there's like a passive tree too, kind of like lots of that kiting, and I'm just like chilling. Is that loud? What is this claim L? I'm only spending Mana on like a dash.

wait what happens when things start hitting me can I just stand here for a second. oh I actually am getting hurt. oh wait does this pause. oh it does pause. wait you get gear too that's kind of crazy. was it here. oh my God wait no yes yes. oh what is this what is this. I'm is this a Path of Exile stat tree. what the hell is is this. are you guys serious nice okay. what is this strength increase strength base damage. I'm just going to go for this. I don't know I'm going to go. I'm just going to we're going strength. I'm just going to get big strength. wait inventory slots. okay we're going this way 2% strength. yeah we're going to be an angel that does a lot of damage. okay what the hell we can get a bunch of damage on the attack and also be some crazy [ __ ] where I get a trigger maybe. wait claim offhand artifact click I to show inventory. Dragon drop we get an extra stat too. Vortex launches.

enemies damages them. I you just right-click perfect probably just going to let a couple levels stack up and then go all right what is it boss over here. I don't have enough yet where is it oh I don't even have to click I can just hold je who said that I'm a cute angel girl who said that all right it's time to summon the boss. I'm going to kill this Elite whatever damn I need to get like a trigger on hit or some [ __ ] if I'm going to be spamming attack speed and all that what is this claim a book all right once the arena is unlocked you can enter. I mean that makes sense burning Shield chance to be surrounded with Electric Dragons blades circling around you let's do that oh wait I only get one all right blades Vortex wa I already had the blades a damn it wait where's the boss oh is it just over here do they uh oh they don't come in here with me oh my

God, I need another ability. I need to level up. I need a new weapon. I want to do something other than default auto attack. I can. I just eat that. Does it even matter much? Oh my Lord, it does a little bit. Don't bit me, me. Holy, what is that loot? What you actually? Damn, okay, this is kind of cool. What the hell? Great axe, morning star, Jesus. What is this? I'm just on a horse, okay? I just, okay, alright, okay, it's a horsey. Need to ride the pony. I just pop a life last right away. Wa, do I have any new loot? What was this? Electrify totem. Oh wait, drop your. I just delete [__]. There's no like, I'm not, I don't think I'm ever vendoring. I don't even know what these resources are for. We'll see, alright. Max life, this is where we're going, right? What is this? Energy regen chance on hit to increase base damage. I think I go that and then we branch up maybe over here for

strength. Is it the attack speed one? Yeah, then attack speed. We'll do that. Yes, sir. Y base damage too. Wonder if that works for their. I would imagine the base d right is like. It says adds base damage. Imagine it be like all my other random little bit ities. The sword thing. Vortex thing later. Wait, actually I said give me loot in the. And here we go. Just gold. Damn. Oh, there is. There's weapon progress. What is this? Holy [__]. Channel your blade. Deliver. What is this weap? Is this just what I'm swapping or blank for 5? Yeah, you just level it up. Okay. Do I drag this somewhere or I just use it? Oh, it's just Q. Okay. [__]. Hey man. All right, let's do the boss. Honestly, thank God you can't. You can't just attack while on a horse. If this thing hits me, can I just tank this for a little bit? Do a little bit of a walk through. Let's do a little bit of like a

HCK cheese dude. I swear to God, all you have to do is give me loot, and I'm like an addict. I just like, I just want to keep getting stuff. What is this? This is going to be two hands, isn't it? Maul crit chance. It says, Is this one hand still? I guess. What would it be? Journal J. Break the ground, mauls and stuff. Okay, strike the ground. Uh, I don't know. We'll [ __ ] around with the weapons. We'll see what's up. Oh, did I miss this last time? You get like a nice real weapon. Is it axes, glowing wands, magy damage, magery. I'm doing attack speed. I don't know. Let's with this. Maybe that would be good for like triggering a lot of things. Dragon flame, verocity, one hand crit chance, whatever man. Actually, I shouldn't delete things. I have so much inventory space. We're fine. What's this? Oh, you just get to turn [ __ ] to dust. Well, what the hell. Um, oh wait, if I right click. Oh hell yeah.

dude 66 bones whatever okay I'm imagining I get to craft stuff. This is actually so much more in-depth than I thought it was going to be. What the hell D. I better not die. Is there log out macros? Can I? I feel like chain lightning was better than whatever this was. Give me some more monster spawns though dude. Okay, only give me weapons armor. I'm over it. We're pushing. I'm just going to spam progress. Where's the uh to pick that up? All right, this is cringe. Where's my chain lightning or at least maybe spinning blade? Okay, chain light, chain light. Where is it? One more, one more. No, there's no way I lost it. Wait, no, I have it. Boom, boom. Oh, I'm just missing. What is it? The cup? This is so much better. At least like with my R spam, it chains so many times. I thought maybe they'd be like ton of a ton of the static whatever on the ground all the time. Look at this. I just spam these. Wait, I'm dying. Wait, you can't do this. Wait a

second this armors armors. What is this one? Epic armor container. Wait, did I? Did I take it? I hope I did. Oh my, my nightmare right now is a boss that moves faster. I can backpedal the instant I encounter one of those bosses. It's absolutely over. Actually, with this, I do get a little dash back, is it not, while backpedaling? Oh no, you do get it. Alright, GG bro. I don't know what those monogram things are. I'm guessing it's just like, oh that, yeah, I get extra XP. That's what that is. Container, GG's bro. Fire beam, Arcane orb. Oops, he read. Yeah, you better watch it bud. I do read my chat sometimes. Only when the skitso start spamming, then I have to be like, what's going on? And then what's been going on is, I don't know, a lot of trigger words. I like to think that, uh, it's like sometimes people are just really going through it and, uh, yeah, I don't know, they'll just like find something and

they're like, like I've had a guy. I've had people DM me saying wild [ __ ] 'cause my hair was getting a little long. It's like, bro, I like get it, but also I don't know why you care about a man's hair that much. But, uh, then also you went out of your way to find me on Discord, let me know that you don't like my hairstyle. Like, I don't know, man, it's crazy. That is crazy. I really do be like that. These archers hitting me. I keep getting clinked randomly with damage. Not good. Uhoh, actually, I'm like, I'm getting a little bit spooked, dude, straight up. I'm almost not even using the majy attack. Please give me a wand. Kind of just spamming R and walking into the green things. Uhoh, uh-oh. Just waiting to get stunned once and then I die instantly. A beer cat Vibe. It is a little bit of a beer cat Vibe. A bit of like a good a chap kind of vibe. Like a have a

pint with the boys type. I don't know how the hell you get that vibe, and actually, this guy looks like he's going to me up. Wait a second, can we start? Is this where I do defense or something? HP armor chance to increase health regen by 5%, damage reduction by 5% for 5 seconds. That doesn't seem like much, but health regen, energy regen, endur bonus. Okay, let's just do this. Is that books fire dash, dash forward in a bird, first damaging everything? Yeah, seems sick. Good damage done with wands. Why is my attack speed so fast right now? This is crazy. Wow, that's like strictly a worst dash. I have like some on-hit bonus, trigger the strength thing. I should keep a track of that, the chance for all my buffs and whatnot. I hope those are just buffs that I keep getting, 'cause I just been like, I just been clicking them every time. Star blade toxicity, I'm gripping it. Alright boys, I hope you had fun, and shout out to

Dwarven realms for sponsoring the stream. I actually had a lot of fun playing this game. There's a lot more going on here than I thought there would be. Cool little build stuff, cute little crafting your gear and all of that. Setting a buildup. I thought it was going to be a lot simpler than this, but that's cool. You get resources, you craft your gear, make a little build, upgrade your stuff, get a lot of freedom. I didn't do any respecing. That sounds pretty fun too. But yeah, this is actually pretty cute. Had fun. Probably just play this casually, do whatever. I don't know if I'm bored, just pop on, blast whatever. Yeah, that was actually pretty fun. Thank you, Dwarven Realms. Very cool.

ARPG meets Vampire Survivors - Gearing, Crafting, and tons of Monsters to Slay

ARPG meets Vampire Survivors - Gearing, Crafting, and tons of Monsters to Slay

Scripts