You know who's got the hardest job tonight? Javier Bardem and his wife are both nominated. Now, if she loses, he can't win. He is praying that Will Smith wins, like, "Please Lord, Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it." All right. [Applause] It's JavaScript. That was a nice one. Okay, I'm out here. Oh, Richard. Oh, wow. Wow. Will Smith just smacked the [__ ] out of me. Wow, dude. Yeah, it was a G.I. Jane jump.

That was the greatest night in the history of television. Okay.

Will Smith Punching Chris Rock but it’s zoomed in on Lupita Nyong'o

Will Smith Punching Chris Rock but it’s zoomed in on Lupita Nyong'o

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