I have no idea. I guess, um, something fancier than these? She's so rude! I mean, maybe she's just being generous. Maybe we can have a commensal relationship. What is that? I want one. So, in nature, okay, so lions, they're the apex predators, right? They're the top of the food chain. They can kill anything they want. But if you're a hyena, well, then you follow them around and you eat the carcasses that they leave behind.

Oh, um, well, actually, there's this one guy in my Calculus class. Ooh, a senior! Who is it? Uh, Aaron Samuels. You can't like Aaron Samuels! That is Regina's ex-boyfriend! No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger. Wait. I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman. Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are off-limits for friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism! Don't worry. I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen's had sex with 11 people, and I've never told anyone. Yo, Golf Bird. Those fractions were tight. What? Caddy Heron. Golf Bird. I don't like it. I don't get it. I'm Kevin Ganatra. I'm from your Calc class. I sit diagonally from you. I'm also captain of the North Shore Mathletes.

We're a very chill, dope extracurricular option. You know, serve your college rezzy and your thirst for knolly. Don't say knolly. Also, Ms. Norbury says we get twice as much funding if we had a girl on the team, so think about joining, because we'd love to get jackets. Okay, yeah, sure. Where do I... No, no, you cannot join Mathletes. That is, like, socially ruinous! Ew, no. Why is he by our table? I can hear you, by the way. Can you hear me now? [softly] Bye. Uh, anyways, uh, just take my card in case you change your mind? [sighs] God, you are so lucky you have us to guide you. What are you doing after school today? I want to give you some shoes. [chuckles] [school bell rings] What kind of shoes?

You can't wear a tank top two days in a row, and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So, I guess you've chosen today. Oh! And we only wear sweats or track pants on Fridays. If you break any of these rules, you can't sit with us. I mean, not just you, like, any of us. Like if I wore sweatpants today, I'd have to go sit over there... ...with the Art Freaks. [Damian chuckles] That seems fair. 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that? Um, 48 into 120? There's no way of knowing. It's 40%. 42 over 120 equals x over 100, and then you cross-multiply to get the value of x. Hmm. Whatever. Um, I'm getting cheese fries. [chuckles] So, have you seen any guys you think are cute yet?

The rules of being popular | Mean Girls | CLIP

The rules of being popular | Mean Girls | CLIP

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