One of them young punks coming to take my baby out on a first date. What the heck are you? I'm Mr.

Bennett. I'm Reggie. What you doing here? I came to take Megan out. What? I came to take Megan out. How old are you? I'm 15.

Miss Bennett, you look 30. Show me some ID. I don't have any on me. You don't have any ID? Get your

ass up against that wall! This is what the heck your problem is? You think you know it

all, you little young punk. You got joints on you? You smoke that stuff, sir?

You trying to get my daughter high? You smoke that stuff? Who's that?

Izzie? Who the heck is Reggie? Can't take Megan out. What do you want? I'm here to take

her... her out. What's your name? Reggie. I heard a guy say your name.

Reggie? You want... you're taking Megan out? How old are you? 15?  Heck, you're at least 30!

This is it. You wanna fight? You can fight? Oh heck, you can't fight! Look at you!

No. I know somebody's gonna take my daughter out. I want to know if the heck can fight. Somebody

might come say something. The heck can't fight! She can't... Go's Godfather, okay? He

just got out of the joint. Why you putting all my business in the street? Why you put... I just got out of jail and I ain't

going back. I ain't going back. What's wrong with you? Acting all scared, heck.

You ain't never seen a gun before? Stop pointing that gun at the door, man! Heck, look...

Don't you disrespect me in front of the company, all right? Let the gun go off, you don't... you a big old tall ludicrous

looking... ain't you? You rap move... get out the way if I see you on

the highway, get the hell out of my way! Hey Mike, now listen, have my daughter

home at 10:01. If she ain't home at 10:01, I'm in the car, okay, lock loaded and

hunting your ass down, do you hear me? The... up, Reggie, and if I'm

there, you know what it's going to be: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!... that's

what it's going to be. Marcus, oh Reggie baby, I am so sorry. Please forgive Megan's dad and his silly friend. You a

virgin? Yes, all right. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no... that night.

Baby, the red shirt's nice. I like that. You guys have a good time. You made love to a man? No, you want to? No sir. Hey, have

a good time, baby. Go, all right? Good, all right. You need to go make a hole, make a hole, make a hole.

Miami PD, go, go. Sorry, Daddy. Joker, you a popup. Oh baby, look at him! Yeah, no doubt. It's in the eyes, M and the

ears and the name: Marcus Smiles Bernette. But that's my name, his name too. We decided to name him after you. That was

Reggie's idea. Thought it would be a very respectful gesture, sir. I hope you approve. That's cool, but you know you

still need to make an honest woman out of my baby girl. There, Uncle Mike, you ready to hold the baby? Oh no, Uncle Mike don't

want to catch that. Uh-uh. Okay, that's that... No, Mike, stop kissing the baby! Stop it right now!

Seriously, C in the baby. Okay, you know what? I'll be outside when you get your [ __ ]

Together, Mike, the baby. We want to thank you all for joining us today. It means a lot to the

family. And I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the [Music] [Applause]

bride. I really got to stop crying like this. [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

Hey, you guys are great. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our first toast. I'm going to bring up Officer Mike

Lowry, affectionately known as Uncle Mike. [Applause] [Applause] First off,

Reggie, I am shocked that you are even still here. I remember your first date with Megan and, trust me, me and Marcus

did everything we could possibly do to make sure you never came back. But I'm telling you, love is hard and your

relationship will be tested. Your father and I have weathered storm after storm, and we have a mantra that we say to each

other in our darkest days, and it always seems to bring us back together. Reggie, Megan, I would like to

share it with you: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] Hey guys, we got a problem. Miami Central, Miami Central, 29 in progress. Oh, [ __ ] that's my house.

Avenue. Please advise. MOS residents respond forthwith. Fuck you, come on! [Music] Christine, oh [ __ ] get a unit over to my

house. Come on, pick up. Miami Central, we got another 29 in progress. Please send units to Detective Low's home

address en now. Reggie, you got incoming. Get the family to somewhere safe. What now? Yes, sir. Coming. Please be careful. Okay, trust me,

Love you, okay.  Who the heck is this guy? Boy, that's

my boy. Damn, come on, come on, come on. Oh, no, no, no.  [Music] Come

on. Holy sh**, oh! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.  My snacks, it's your snacks.

Reggie, all right. Mike, did you see that? What are you doing, Reggie?

Request permission to cook my chicken. Permission denied. Reggie, go ahead somewhere, man. Take your snacks off, go

play with the kids. Listen, this is the man area of the barbecue. Look, you know what, all due respect, we

appreciate that you saved people that we love. We appreciate that. Yeah, we appreciate that. We appreciate that from

here.  Now back the heck up. Yeah, all right. Look, I'm willing to compromise

with you. You can work that half of the grill; it's small, and I'll work this half.

But is he still standing there? Yes, he is. Huh, that's weird. Yeah, he thinks he's hard. Now you need to let that guy

know he ain't cooking no chicken out here today. Mike, he killed 15 people at the house, so you're not going to let him

do this. Yeah, I'm going to let that guy cook the

chicken. Yeah, something weird in his eyes. Uh, so I'm going to make the potato salad. I'mma set the table. Yeah, permission

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