Oh, it doesn't? NO! You got an hour, get your ass to my home with you. I'm not coming home with you! You are coming home. I'm never gonna be back home. You got an hour. Get your ass in that pink-ass car, and come home. You got it?! I ain't going anywhere. And you apologize to these people for screwing them over. Yeah? And you apologize to your uncle 'cause you screwed him over! I'm apologizing to him, alright? For what I did? Yep! And you'll learn to quit fucking lying, won't you? And you'll learn to stop being a fucking dickhead! Yeeeaah, right. Get your car and follow me home.

Bruise my arm? What are you doing here?! What are you doing here!? I'm here 'cause you fucked with my fucking TV. Where's the gun? That doesn't matter. I don't have it. I don't know where it is. Aunt Melissa called me! She wants this piece of shit out of her yard! Yeah, so what are you expecting to do with this then? Get it out of the yard! I was told by the property owner. You're out, this is out, and she don't care how! She gave me permission to rip this shit apart! Well she has no right, 'cause this isn't even mine! Hey! Hey! Hey! Who's is it did you say? This is Uncle Larry's! Well he shouldn't have put it in here! Well how about instead of doing something, you get your truck and help us move it! You had the opportunity to call me and so did he! You didn't!

Nobody should have this shit, man. I'm telling you, nobody. Not even me. Why did you take it then? For protection. I just... I just don't trust myself with it though. I don't trust my dad with it. Nobody should have this shit. That's all I'm saying. The fuck is that? Uncle George fucking starting up the truck or some shit? I guess, yeah. So this will be here. So we know... Keep guns to fucking video games. Yeah. Not real life shit. Yeah, I agree. This saves everybody. Mmhm. The fuck is that? *Backhoe Engine* No, no. No! No!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!! NO! FUCK! No! No! No! Fuck! *Runs Into Trailer* Fuck! Fucking... Fucking Aunt Melissa! Bitch! *Backhoe Engine* DAD! What the fuck are you doing? Hey! What are you doing to do with that?

I don't want to talk to you. Dad, hey! If you wanted it moved, you should have asked me! You're too late now! I'm not moving! I built this up- What are you gonna do? I built this up from scratch! DAD! Hey! Get out of the way! I'm not getting out of the way! You're not? You're not? DAD! DAD! FUCK! Alright stop, STOP! Get out of the way! I'm not leaving this trailer! GET OUT! I'M NOT! You're going out one way or the other! I'm going inside! You will not fucking touch this. This is tens of thousands of dollars, Dad. YEAH! Back the fuck off! Yeah! Told that motherfucker.. Oh, what the fuck? *Heavy Breathing* That's alright. See ya, bitch! I knew it. He's not gonna touch the trailer. Tens of thousands of dollars! Not even my property.

Better get out of there! *Screaming* I told her that I would get it out of her property, and that's what I'm doing! You destroyed this... Holy shit! I've got permission! You fucking prick... You okay? (Jesse): Yeah, YEAH! Yeah, you better run! *Throws Apple Sauce at Psycho Dad* Fucking asshole! What are you gonna do with that? Fuck you! You've done enough, Dad! Oh, fuck... Holy fuck, come on. Fuck.. Holy shit! *Cries* You've fucking lost it, Dad! Holy shit! I'm calling Uncle Larry! I'm telling him! You're fucking- Oh holy shit! *Bird Calls* *Screaming* *Screaming* Fuck!! *Screaming* Holy shit! You're fucking insane! NOOO! *Screaming* *Screaming* Oh fuck!! *Sobbing* Hey, your damn alarm is going in- going off inside! You shouldn't have pissed off the homeowner, shouldn't you?!

You could- You could destroy the room, he can do that, 'cause that was mine! But he has no right to touch this fucking RV. And he can fucking do what he wants. He can try to get me out of here but dude, we're gonna stay in here, like 48 fucking hours. As long as it takes. 'Till he gets *Beep* the fuck out. Oh uh- *Beep* Oh, that's the battery, dammit! *Heavy breathing* I'm not leaving, asshole! I'm having an- *Beep, beep, beep* ...old fashion sit-in. The Wingless Eagle is a refuge for all who wish to come here! *Beep* God, that fucking beeping... *Window Shatter* (Jesse & Corn): HOLY SHIT! Oh! The f-... DAAAD?! I'm getting out of here... You can't fuckin- Corn, no! (Jesse, inside the Trailer): *Screaming*

Going in and stealing their food! Stealing their electricity! What'cha do? You just piss people off. I don't even care! I don't even fucking care at this point! You're just gonna keep on doing shit! It doesn't even fucking matter what I say... There ya go! Just fucking unload all your aggression! It's not even mine! You should've thought about that before you lied to everybody. You put it in here! And he should have thought about it too! Serves you both right for being stupid. For being stupid? Coming from the fucking grown-ass man... who just fucking destroyed another grown-ass man's RV. Learned your lesson yet? Learned my lesson yet? Now get your ass home, you're done here. Tell me, tell me, dad... Of all the fucking things that you've ever done... How the hell, am I going to get a lesson OUT OF THAT?! Because you lie to people, you manipulate people- That doesn't teach me shit!

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