broke all this. I didn't touch anything. I was with you. You know our trophy. No, no, it's impossible. Been home all. Thank you. Thank you. You've been in a legal help. You slept in the boat there. Hey, I don't know, son. I came up for your big hit, but why did you call me? We think that we've known each other forever. Was we handled it last night? My god, guys, just stop right there. You can't remember you're doing either tip you late. Everybody he should get enjoy fucking don't listen to yourself manipulating anybody with it. He's been cool all freaking day. Thank you. What you want acted her you know what probably happened. We got him with a good water balloon on the legs. He's bright pissed because he got a fucking camera broke and I know anything about that. Also, I know is it happened. Did you want even to one thing? He was videotaping the whole freaking thing so I know that you hear things like that's all they do is a videotaped.

this little uh set games even got some ideas classic. I have hot wheels in here right now. Never actually played this shit and imagine its racing in like Matchbox cars. Actually, you know what hey Larry um I don't know what Tom's doing today or tonight but you let him know I'm playing yes in a tent if you want to bring is that we link up play up. Yeah just say like des link. Yeah he'll understand. Thank you but that's freezing up there. It stopped trying not coming out by fear is worth a shot. I'm a daddy has match matchbox Hot Wheels bullshit. See what this games all about touch screen to know what the hell dad what the fuck are you doing here. No I know I don't what the hell you doing that holy shit hey that was some fan mail what are you dad hey why are you here. What are you doing stop stop stop is constructed this. Yeah you just destroyed all the trophies in our house. What the hell the trophy.

I don't know where your guide's anger is all coming from. He didn't use this. Yeah, he used to be. Wait till I don't think. I didn't think it would ever come down to this. I didn't want your relationship to be sacrificed through it all. Don't worry about it, Tess. We're going to concentrate on you right now. We're not going to come straight on him. All right, bullshit. Everything will be all right, but this little people shoot. Don't worry about it. Good to see it. Don't worry about him going to touch you anymore tomorrow. Tomorrow you mean we are big and everything's going to be better in the RV. Nobody's gonna bother me. Never going to touch that thing. Going to touch your shit inside there either because we keep the locked. You need your own keys. You'll be able to deal with it. Oh, don't even doing good. Fuck you. I can't close it out. I don't always gonna shut it all. Yeah.

that was all about. I don't even understand what he's talking about trophies. I don't know. I guess your first not show faces is pissed at me for you last night. It's bullshit, but I know what to say where you were like to thank you Smith in the boom. Exactly. I didn't do it in the night. I didn't do it today. We're cleaning up right, and you've been home for my. I know that is that all right. No, no talk. Don't even fucking don't work. So he broke one more thing. It's so. I mean that some kid gave me this. Is that it was even really mine. I don't understand what his problem is. It's like he's got some serious anger issues. He's gonna have to deal with. He's talking about manipulation. He's bringing up your kid. Yeah, well, you know dogs. Like I said, he's irrational. My son does love his game in and shit like that, but you know at least you understand.

Sometimes I get like the 27 people out here. There's an open invite to the juggies if they can ball hit the old chute. Looks like egg yolk or some. Yeah, I know. And the thing is, I think it's not dry. Looks like Shrek scum. Oh my god, yeah, that's not good. There's a whole one really looks like the eye of Sauron. That's like a souvenir. Yeah, I'm hold on to this email. Yeah, I mean, he's got my ego still alway. Actually, let me see how the Eagles are. Oh wow, they look like Eagles took a dookie all over this crap. The out see any holes. Dick k all know Eagle down. Shit fallen comrade. You took one for the team, Preston. Pepperonis, my friend. The yeah, he can get it to our door. Guards are good. I'm gonna grab these. You know, I'm going to relocate. We've got a broken wing. Wow, pity about the barium and grab these door guards.

and I got this on video. Joe, you tell me why didn't you call me. Now, goods are not relevant in my life anymore. I'm living here. Why would you not do not to talk about it playfully from the banking. He actually supports me. Oh, okay. He supports you. Yeah, anything and you're just mailing out where you're going. Yeah, he's gonna support you. So, you're going to support him. Come on the high now. I'm letting him sleep bag her son. I wouldn't have played video games all day and all night frequency for mass. You know you're taking care of my boy. There's nothing wrong with you. He's turning away from something. You're not. You're right not try and do you know how hard it is to do what I do. I'm bringing the chance to I get the chance. I've gave enjoy making the nation 2010 old. I'm glad you stopped arguing with him. He doesn't understand his old man. He does a good job. You're gonna throw all this shit away and drive a

yeah, I didn't like two weeks ago. It's on out of the house from work today. They're all smashed, all of the stick instead. Oh yeah, I didn't do anything on the left. Yeah, when you don't want that, he just came here. He's destroying a 10 Shadis trying to you. What if you late again, you mean maybe way working on smashed our trophies liar. What the hell eat they can hold. Yeah, I was helping him clean up. I was helping him clean because drive shaft free probably did it. He games pay. Look at the 10, look at that 10. Yeah, what was that deuces pee everywhere. He came last night with a god come. You didn't tell me. Yeah, I don't know is you're not relevant anymore. Come last night, there's people all over. Then why didn't you tell me seriously because it was just a prank to put all I know you and you didn't even call. Why does everything have to run through you. You being here right now because he

do what you gotta do. I won't go right out. Gotta do what you gotta do if that's the case. If you want to call a cop, okay, so I think I will also pay. Say, is he's not to get a stinking job. I'm not a kid anymore. 23 years old getting, yeah, I'm not a kid anymore. You can't control me. This isn't even your house. I know it's not my house. You have no power here. Let's just go tell you how glad I just call the cops. Call him now. He's going, we don't need to call the cops right now. Yeah, get a job. Tell you get it. Don't touch my car. You need to hate or anything, Jeff. You need to look at Jeffrey. You need to look at him. He's not, he's not alright. You alright? Oh, don't you think it to come here and just fucking started ripping up your 10. I don't know what he's going through right now. Yes, huh. What, what the hell.

hey there juggies, it's your old pal mcjuggernuggets here. Where the freak am I right now? (pause) I'm on a boat, bitch. I'm on a boat, Lonely Island, yeah um. I slept here tonight, tonight. And if you guys haven't seen the video, we pranked my brother, well he pranked us, and we reversed it. And freaking funny, check it out, water balloons and whatnot. He's trying to paintball us, here's his angle (linked in corner, also in description). You have to watch my angle first and then watch his angle. It's really funny because I think we broke his frickin' camera. I'm not too sure, at least the lens. The oh well, we still got some nukes here (what) the hell are these? Hey, I thought you said you only had three or four last night. There's three empties up here, beers, you. I know it was you, yeah, yeah, we get it, we didn't get to bed so late.

wedge between us, just like you drove a wedge between him. Ideas right, thank you. He drove the wedge, and I'm not trying to hear what shade him, your. You never get in the chance, you never get the chance, and you always take Jeffrey's side with everything else. Oh yeah, he wants to take a good look at him, even though he's an account, and I know he does. He does good and all that stuff, but there's a side to him, just like everybody else, right there on the race, and I know there's, but he manipulates everybody, gets what he does. Hey, you know, you're not giving me a chance to check this with the holy shit, calm down. See, you can't argue with him, you can't do any of this shit, you need to go holy shit. Yeah, well, you got it taken care of that, and he can let me know when he can live in your state. Guys, stop fighting. You just need to leave now because it, because I'm going to call the constable.

it's kind of weird. Well, we got it. We got a pretty good, yeah, we did. You get the camera, maybe? Yeah, it's gonna take me a while to get another camera. Yeah, because I know this one, this is upwards of a grand, so he's price so pissed off. Good - all right, almost a chill out my boat. Yeah, I was wondering if he was. We can be found Frank. Nah, now you if you watches his angle on YouTube like it's, I don't know if you know how to work YouTube, not going well. I'm just gonna chill out. I actually got a video games from fan mail. Kids send me stuff, the cleaning up some of the stuff that ok. Actually, I'll help you do that, clean up the balloon, so it's our mess. Alright, got my little des light here from fan mail. I forget who exactly sent this to me, but thanks man, I owe you one. Uh, actually a little handheld, and you have a fully charged. Ooh, that's got me.

I'm just gonna move everything to the lounge. Should go inside, wait a while. Ah, he could later. Well, there's our fake Jesse. I don't think you guys seen that yet. Maybe if you guys follow me on Instagram, you saw the photo. Alright, I'm gonna grab my sleeping bag. So, I'm just going to sleep in the judges' lounge. Yeah, I'm playing a hero. I mean, I only got out. I only got one night, right? You had our tee time tomorrow morning without good, good. Yeah, I say yep. They often look at maybe he wrote a made a message in the mud here while he was crushed him. Is that God give this to my kids? Oh, wow, that was intense. I just look at him with that last beer. Him like, Hey, right there. Yeah, money. I watched, I watched it. I guess eat unban me from his channel. I watched this video at the end. He is so pissed off. Haha. I was trying to talk to him over Twitter today, but he's not responding.

we got some little balloons left. We did good. We got him good. We watched the footage back. It was funny. You're going to go very carefully with a balloon. Better than that, it's impossible. That one, well, yeah, the big one. You something big when I saw. Yeah, well, actually, he had six, seven, eight beers. It makes sense. Uh-huh. Download the boom gone over there. Yeah, yeah, you were pretty nimble for was a 51. 51, it's pretty impressive to give me a favor. The only thing over here to the strip its orders clean it up now. Was there a lot of balloons out there? The balloons out there really is a 10. All right, because I didn't see any holes, but there's a lot of people. Duh, I didn't want up. I mean, the boats good and all, but the work that I see people's like on the court and stuff. Oh, you don't like crap up, but you know best one of these stories. So, it really third. Yeah, so people come here and put our me plan.

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