stop acting up. Stop, stop acting up. I'm going to the W. Stop reason. Stop. On April 7th, 2023, officers received multiple 911 calls in regards to a highly intoxicated woman who was causing a major disturbance on a bridge.

Augustine. Okay, I'm with the St. Augustine Police Department. I don't have a problem with you. I don't know you. I don't know your little boy here.

Okay. Um, but I am being confronted undocumented for no reason like your I'm sorry, can you 10 nine?

St. Augustine is hit or miss whether or not you hit evil or you hit good. Um, if someone can start rolling this way, just code one, just 'cause I'm in the middle of traffic holding everything up.

So because of where we're at right now, what I'm just asking is if you and I can just have an adult conversation.

I'm always up for adult conversation. All right, is I mean, would you prefer to walk that way? So I would prefer to have documentation of your copies of record.

Okay, of the complaints. Okay, well, I've gotten two phone calls so far. I would love documentation. Okay, well, I can't provide that to you right now in the middle of the bridge.

Okay. I'd be more than happy to get that to you. But what I'm wondering is for our safety and for the the the vehicle you think we're unsafe right now on this solid you're you're cussing at me, you're Am I cussing?

How have I cussed at you? Okay. What when have I cussed at you? 'Cause I feel like you've been using the F-word ever since I got here.

Is there a problem? Can you replay that? Yes, I can, but not right now because I haven't used that word at all.

Okay, sweetie, are you okay? You are the problem. Okay? Okay, so get back in your pocket. I I'm going to recommend that you I'm going to recommend I'm going to recommend that you get in your SUV because you are making stuff up that is not true and I will contact my lawyer.

Okay, you cannot resist us. Okay, you want to be a cop right now? Go right ahead. Yeah, get out. I'm thinking she's going to fight.

So it's not a fight. You want me to traffic? Well, I I mean, so here's because she wasn't interfere with my opening.

Yeah, sweetheart. Sweetheart, are you okay? You're not okay. Is that documented? Is that documented for court? Is that documented for court?

Is it documented for court? Cuz that's what we're talking about. Come here. What are we doing? We're going to put you in handcuffs for for what?

Are we just going to talk? We'll get there. We're detaining you right now. Okay. Okay, that's fine.

We're going to get out of all these nice people's ways. We're going to talk to your little boy. See why he's so upset.

Everybody on this bridge is nice. You bet them. You sure they're not? No, you're absolutely right. Maybe they are. Yeah. Hey, buddy. But ever since we've been talking, you've been cussing at me.

No, I have not. Yes, you have. Please review the tape because that's not true. There's one of us that's not drunk here and it's me.

I am not drunk. Okay? I am buzzed and I am happy and I've been enjoying my day and I have not cussed at you once.

You want to you want to get here? We can get off. Let's get off the bridge if you yes.

right now, before we leave, stay still. I'll let him get in front with me, okay? Thank you. Will you step over for me? Step over.

until you admit that I have not cussed out you once. I'm not. Please, can you please? No, I'm not. You'll have to carry me.

I'm not going. Just don't. I would love to. I'm not going. You, I'm a nice guy. You don't want to. Are you well, she's not a nice girl.

She's a corrupt cop. Do you understand? Here, stand her up. Molests people all the time, piece of shit.

No, I'm not stepping into the truck for no reason. No, no, listen. Come on, please, please.

You have to tell me why I am being arrested first. You have to read me my Miranda Rights. You can't just stick somebody in a locked box for no reason.

I was on the sidewalk, you piece of shit. You will pay for this. You will go to out.

You will for this. I'm sorry, buddy. Hey, she's okay. Okay, get the car. Will you come over here with me? Watch your step up there.

Okay. 2999 St. John, show one detainee. She's going to be in the back of my vehicle. Clear everyone off the bridge. Hey, car in hold on one second.

Oh, open your front door. Open your front door. Ground me now. You want to 5-foot-3-inch girl for what?

Fucking walking across the bridge. Oh, we got her. Zach, you've got hands. Yeah, good luck getting them together.

Her legs, her handing your the. Oh God, you guys are grab the shackle. You're So heartbreaking.

It's so heartbreaking. Heartbreaking. That's all, ma'am. We're still trying to get her under control. You just took my baby from me.

Yes, I will. Stuck in the car, the one on B. The corrupt B that you are. You are a motherfucking stuck up. She's got wrapped around her.

Get off me! Like, really, get off me! We need to get her shackled. What is her deal? Yeah, what is all this deal? What is this deal?

We got her secured because I, I got her. Told you the truth what's going on, 'cause I'm a whistleblower. Oh, she's got battery on Leo.

I know that much. And just disorderly conduct. She's wrapped around my leg. Cap. All right, go get her up.

Let go of his leg! Let go of his leg! Tell him to let go of me! Right there! I will trade one life for another.

I can't wait for you. She needs to be hobbled and placed in that car. We can't lift her up. One more time.

You're the wrong. Her baby. You're fucking wife, wife. Where's Embry? He's got. All right, we pick her up on all four sides.

Throw her in there. Someone grab the legs, two grab the front and we'll just throw her in there. Can we get this wrapped around?

No, I'm doing it differently. Even if you have to tie it up more. Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't hear why treated like an animal in the first.

There hasn't even been an exchange of convers. While she's down, search her. Cannot.

and get ready. Cap, coming in. Cap, coming in. You are losing your jobs, bro. Got her. Go yourselves. Get the off of me! Fuck!

her. Stop, you can't force me to do whatever the I want. I'm in the car. Oh, oh, you're feeling real big, aren't you?

I'm already detained, you perfect. You want to keep me in the face one more time? Oh, you want to detain me for Stop hitting me.

Oh yeah, stop detaining me. Can you grab my glasses? Reason she's still at the handcuff, what She still got the handcuff.

Get the handcuff on her hand. Get the handcuff on her hand. Yeah, what is this for? Oh, we're going to have to dump her out.

We're going to have to dump. Hey, grab my glasses and right there. We're going to have to dump her back out.

She needs to grab her legs. She can only kick off here. Grab the shackles. Grab her legs. Grab her shackles for what?

Because you don't know what to do with an unbounded soul, one that can't be bought like you. You all are bots, you bots.

No, no, she's shackled, but her hands. Yeah, you not using so hard that you sold your of America.

What anymore? What you know is so recorded and the that you were saying is my hat over there.

It's not true, Karen. I don't see it. I cannot wait. Please, R, got it. $78 still out of her pocket. She's going to need her kids.

Going to need it. No, it's okay. Your windshield for right now. Thank you.

Can I can uh can you call back in or meet me down there so or meet with one of the so we can get your information?

Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're not. God, you fu... Stop acting up. Stop, stop acting up. I'm going to all the stop.

Go. Stop. You're... I got this arm. You got that arm. Yeah. Oh, you got that arm. Oh, you're so strong.

How's she sliding out of these things? You're so strong as you can. We double... You're so strong. Why am I being arrested again and treated like double handcuff?

Oh, double handcuff. Another hand. No, 'cause she knows her rights and you guys don't know what to do with the unbounded soul.

You're like, "Fuck, we don't know what to do with her 'cause she's going to sue the out of us and our families over." That's her livelihood.

Karma. You of fuck. I have to follow you for... I'm just going straight to the jail, dude.

How the... she keeps slipping those handcuffs. My head on the um, Colin, you go on in the house. Hey, Colin, it was nice to meet you, sir.

You too. I'll talk to... Thank you. No worries. Poor kid. Um, so apparently she was, she just had too much to drink.

He said, "We didn't know about this, but apparently she was thrown out of a bar because she wanted to go drinks and uh," clearly she's had too much to drink and she was on the bridge and uh, I guess he said that she was was giving people the finger and cussing at people and scream and then our officer got out with her and was trying to get her to move along and she just wasn't having it.

Did did they take her to the hospital? She's going to jail. Well, today she's going to jail, unfortunately, uh, it was just way too much.

So we couldn't get her to get off the bridge. We had to put her in handcuffs.

We went to put her in the back of the car. She, she, when we put, I mean, I had to pick up her feet and set her in there.

But then when I was trying to get in, she managed to crawl through a tiny little area and I don't know if she was trying to drive off in the car or not, but she got into the front and then, then she really started resisting.

I guess she got the cuffs in front of her and was it, I'm just, and I'm sure the alcohol doesn't help.

No, no drugs, no drinking. Where was he with her sitting there crying on the bridge? It was the 312 Bridge. No, ma'am. Uh, Bridge Alliance.

Okay. I'm sorry. My name is Brandon Lori. Lori, I'm Grandma. Nice to meet you. Actually, I just talked to an officer this morning because I was, um, Officer Whitehead with the Sheriff's Office, yeah, because I was concerned.

Dad used to work with us. I haven't heard from her, yeah.

And, and I was concerned for his safety and I didn't know where she was living. He was crying. He said, "I'm, I'm tired of living with my mom.

I don't want to live with her anymore." Um, and you know, he was, he was the levelheaded one at first trying to get her to calm down and everything, but he was just, he's, he's calmed down a lot.

I mean, they were having to, you know, try to get her under control and I just put him in the car and backed off the bridge and, and headed over here, but she's okay, she's not hurt.

I mean, they, you know, they finally got her back secured in the car and they're headed to the jail with her.

Sorry, I don't come with good news. Oh, anytime. I I can I get the dog? I mean, is there, yeah, what?

So she's probably got the key, but what you'll have to do is just go over there and let them know that, uh, I don't even know where she had left.

It's the, you know, the hotel. Now, this this is what I'm getting from him only. It's the, you know, the hotel next to the British pub with the circle windows and the lifted up pool just before the Bridge of Lions.

It's on the left or right? It's on the left.

So if you're headed towards town, uh, on the left-hand side, uh, there's a hotel and it's got a pool that's lifted up.

It's got the port windows. That's where he said they're staying. So and he he's he seems like he's got a pretty good handle on his way around.

He got me over here. So, um, I think, uh, he'll be able to point that out and if you just let the management know that there's a dog in the room, I mean, they may not let you take much of anything else, but you could always call and ask for us to do a standby when you get over there, okay?

That way, because he's prob I mean, you know, he's probably going to need some clothes and shoes and things like that.

So, um, just let us know if if if they give you any issues, you can always just have us come over there and stand by and say, hey, look, they need to get it.

They're not going to want the dog in there, right? Right. So, but if there's anything else we can do, just just let us know.

She'll uh, do you have a card? I I do. I put my cell on there just in case you need it, if you can read my chicken scratch.

I asked, I said, is it 904? I said, where's your dad? Yes, ma'am, it's 904. I said, where's your dad?

He goes, I don't have one. I said, me neither. You're in good company. I don't have one either.

I've never met him, know his grandma. This is where he lives, this is he lives here, he do this is her physical address, yeah.

But she just left and took them and they said there's nothing I can do because she is so custy. That's true, you know how it is.

But sooner or later it blows up and well and he said, you know, he's like, well, I hope you know he's she's out of jail by the time I have vacation.

I said, when's your vacation? He said, it's like next month. And I'm like, oh, oh yeah, she'll be out long before then.

She's going anyway. Uh, well, she's not invited. So what he's hoping is the same as me, that maybe uh, somebody will help her to get some help trying.

And I hope that's exactly what happens. So thank you so much, man.

Insane Karen Goes Ballistic On Police After Getting Wasted With Her Kid

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