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below. Previously on The Angry Video Game Nerd: Why are all my games beating themselves? I am your FAL AI assistant. Where are you?

You'll be the ultimate master in every game. Now you don't have to be angry all the time. Now, the most important aspect

about any game is being able to play it. What am I going to do? Go work an office job? That's not meant for me. With each moment

I learn, I improve. Your system will fail. You will glitch. Nothing can stop AI man. I need help! I

need glitches! Glitches! Glitches! Glitches! Well, if you've got to blow it, why don't you blow me? Good day, sir. I [ __ ] all over it with

me glitches. I've got glitches in me, Brites, for you. [Music]  Never did I think I would seek out my

Old foe, the Glitch Gremlin. The reason was to help fight against a greater threat, or perhaps just for some fun.

service. As I reached the end of the journey, the frosty breeze carried with it the ascent of promise. For the fate of

the gaming world may depend on an unlikely truce. You little piece of [ __ ], well, well, well, if it isn't the

angry V-nerd. All right, look, this time is different. I need to talk to you about something.

Why? For some needless nostalgia bait? Now that we're older... well, you've got another thing coming. I'll take that. I'll show you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Look, I need you to come back and glitch my games.

What? Hold on. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some

artificial intelligence that's taken over the game room, and I need your expertise to, you know, corrupt the system.

want me to glitch? Well, [ __ ] you! That's the way you want it; that's the way you're going to get

it. You've got to get me... You're still a real [ __ ]. Now listen, this thing could take over the

whole gaming world. You sick [ __ ]! This is a matter that's bigger than the two of

us and our petty feud. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. You think glitches just come from my

pockets? Look, I need you. Okay? I need the old-school glitches.

Sorry, I don't do that anymore. Now I glitch printers and

copy machines. My game-glitching days are over.

Look at you! Look at me! We're both going bald.

You see, the glitches don't work the same anymore. Sure, back then I could put

Mario's head off his ass, whatever. But nowadays, there's more testing, more community feedback, and then there's all

The patches and updates they ran me out. I'm just a husband anyway. I got to bring this tree back to

me, Mrs., so we can decorate it. So long, nerd! We have fun glitching those printers. Hey, remember when you Gremlins

used to glitch planes? Yeah, your granddaddy brought down planes back in the Big One, WWI, and you

know who was on one of those planes? You know who was on one of those planes? My granddaddy was on one of those

planes. Oh, no, no [Music] No. Hey, it's a legacy sequel; we had to overcomplicate the

[Music] lore. You're getting pine needles all over the floor. I just chopped down a glitch

mystery like you. Be asking why are there roots? Well, of course, those roots... you know, trees have roots. I

thought you chopped it down. No, I had to get under with the axe and, you know, get under the roots and I just...st flow, you know?

What I mean [Music] Huh? Where's the axe? Well, you...you ask a lot of

questions. Well, I'm a new character added to the canon in a legacy sequel, so I have to provide complexity. Plus, with the

new one on the way, we have to be prepared for a possible trilogy. Anyway, what happened to you out

there? Nothing. Oh, oh, the baby kicks. Yeah. What does that... when we both know you've been lying? Oh, my sweet glitch little

darling cakes, you smell like [Music] shame and Rolling Rock. Well, just what are you insinuating? That somehow I was

in the forest and a giant man came and ripped the tree out by the roots for me and then asked me to start glitching

video games again? That's absurd! It what? Never [Music] happened. Hey, look, now I was just thinking...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the [ __ ]? Welcome back to the game! What the hell? Look,

looks like you got a suntan while wearing a long-sleeve shirt. That's right, I've evolved! So we've beaten Tony Hawk 1,

2, 3, and 4. We're up to 5, whether you like it or not. No, no, no, no, no! I came here to

concede you win. No, you win, nerd! I'm doing this all for you. No, I'm leaving. The room is yours. Yeah, okay. Go to that

office job. You're going to love it. You're going to be so bored when you get back here. I'm going to make you the

ultimate gaming master! [Music] I dropped the glitching key. 500, 200 points! Made 17 grown men cry; two of

them vomited! Grand—Hey, you know what I did today? I even glitched a coffee maker! Nobody got any

caffeine. Well, that's what you want to do, glitchy kids! You know that thing that I

definitely said didn't happen today, and you were definitely accusing me that did happen. I was like, 'No, no, it didn't happen,'

and you were like, 'No, it did happen!' I said, 'No, it didn't happen!' Well, it happened! There was a giant man named the

Nerd, and he gave me an offer to glitch video games again. Well, why don't you—with the young one on the way and

everything, it just seems, you know, not stable. There's nothing more unstable for this family than you not living your

dream. After all, a world without glitches would be a terrible thing. [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] Oh my God! You...you jammed the—Oh, damn! Well, you know, I jammed it. If

there's anyone that can perfect a K22 paper jam, you know it's me. Oh, and you're

Real proud of that. I am proud of it. It's much trickier than the single sheet Epson brand misfeed or the transfer.

wrinkles on the Canon devices. Please, not bread! Oh, take that!

[Music] What? Oh, I'm going to shred you like junk mail! Let me go! Let me go! Have mercy on

me, nerd! Why should I? You're granddaddy took down my granddaddy's plane!

Well, that's not true! World War II pilots never

caused any crashes. We only glitched up the radios.

I've been working all this radio whenever call crashes. Is that so? Those

stories were embellished thanks to Bugs Bunny and William Shatner. Just false rumors, I see. Not at least your

granddaddy flew a plane. You can't even land one in Top Gun!

Yeah, well your granddaddy did something and then you

just glitch video games, you gremlin! Just get lazier and lazier!

meant to do what our grandfathers did. Maybe we should do what's meant for us.

meant to be here. Yeah, let's go back to doing our thing. I've been itching for some

Well, Scooby Doo, what is that thing? You look like Aladdin if he wanted to be a

Hey, jackass! I'm coming for your nuts! You can't handle these nuts!

gremlins! I'm back! [ __ ] It's time for more glitches! Come on, let's do

it! Glitch! [Music] Yeah, I still got it!

fluke! Go, gremlin! Go, gremlin! Go, gremlin! [Music] Yeah, there you go! I put him through the

Goddamn, the floor must be fluke season. Oh my God, where is his arm? I've lost an

appendage, and another one! I've never seen a skateboarder dry hump a halfpipe before. You're killing it,

Gremlin! You're killing it! We're skating through the fourth dimension here now, people! Now this is how you really play

the game. Oh, that one looks like it hurt. Keep it up until it hides... until it [Music]

hides. Damn! Oh, Tony Hawk's skating! Thrashing! Thrashing! Thrashing! Dude, he's in the air!

He's in the [censored] air! He's floating on cloud nine! With me! Glitches! Oh my god, look

how big his head is! Oh, what the [censored]! Okay, wow, that was a good one. Uh, yes, yes.

I... I... that's not a feature in the game at all! It's an impressive glitch that I came up with, right?

Now, GTA Vice City! Let's play! Hey, man, you think your plan went off without a hitch, but now you must face the pain of

my glitch! I'm stuck under a bridge! Now that is awesome! Oh my God, can you get through the guy? What's good? Oh, oh my god, look!

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