you look very Texas right now. Like, oh, thanks. Yeah, with like the denim shirt and the Shiner hat. You do look very Texas. Yeah, yeah. I was like that with alcohol. I started doing like the Jack Daniels honey whiskey, Long Island iced tea. Okay, yeah, yeah. Really sweet stuff. I still do like a strawberry margarita or something like that. I do like sweet things, but we should have done this with like a margarita. I know that would have been fun. Just keep taking shots. Um, I just, we all pass out until tomorrow, and it's just recording the whole time. Six. Yeah, mine just got changed to Abby. Text me. She's like, hey, you coming right now? So I was like, sick. What was childhood like for you? Uh, honestly, it was pretty good. Like, oh, cool. So yes, what was your upbringing like? And you can go in as little as much or as little detail as you like. Um, because I've heard a lot, especially about yours, guys. I don't know how much you want to get into. Yeah, we

dissected cats like a fake cat, I swear. Yeah, okay, yeah, like that was in, I want to say that was in high school, and the cat like came out of the bag. I remember once we were at my little cousin's talent show, and a little boy got up and was singing the Star Spangled Banner, and he forgot the words, so he was like just making it up and improvising as he was going, and I started like chuckling but quietly, but my grandpa then started laughing, and then we both, neither of us could stop where we were howling, so we both laughed at inappropriate things all the time, and when he died, my mom called me, and he was like my hero, and she called me and was like big daddy's gone, and I was like okay, so I left work, I was working in Dallas, and I got there, and once I sat down is when it finally hit me, and I started crying for the first time, and then I looked over, and he was wearing a shirt that

that had something to do with like I had a zombie on it, and it said something about like the living dead, um, and I looked at my mom, and I was like, Why would you put him in that shirt today? Yeah, and she was like, I didn't know today would be the day. I'm like, Yeah, but he's sitting there like his body, and he has a zombie shirt. So, I was like half expecting him to like make a zombie noise or something, but it made me laugh, and it was like comforting. It's totally, yeah, yeah. We talked about our funerals the other day. I love your idea. It's similar, but he like took it up a notch that I actually was like, Yeah, I want to be cremated personally, and I want everyone to come in a Halloween costume, and then have a party, and have fun, and you know, enjoy themselves. I mean, I'm sure hopefully people are, you know, sad, or everyone would come dressed as you. Oh my God, yeah, that would be cool. One of us at

some point, I believe that we'll all be friends forever. Um, and we'll see. Yeah, let's make it right. Yeah, okay, well, yeah. Um, but if that's the case, that was [Laughter]. Yeah, and that will like how fun. And then one of us will be the first one to go, so we don't even have to worry about it, right? Yeah, what do you think? Is that weird? Well, most odds are you'll be the one that goes to both of our funerals because we're guys, right? Our life expectancy is shorter. I, so I probably odds are with all my medical issues, I'll probably be the first to go into three blocks just to make sure like if someone says otherwise. Yeah, I, we will not let that person do that. Yeah, yeah, yes. And I, I do want colors. I want colors, and I want lively music. I want dancing. I really want dancing. Totally, yeah. I want, and I kind of want like a roast, so I want people to like get up like that. Oh, wait, I thought you meant

like a barbecue actually. Yeah, I would not, maybe not my body, because I feel like they'd be very traumatic for a lot of people, and I don't want to do, I don't inflict trauma, right, on anyone. Um, but some kind of roasting, and maybe make people, well, you want to be cremated, so yeah, so there will be some roasting, kind of like that guy doing the knocking. I want to do some variation of, like, still creating some kind of pranks along the way for the whole day, totally. I love surprises, yeah, so still, like, surprising people along the, like, they're, I don't know, something like that. I can see your caskets, it's like the Halloween things, putting that's in front of the sensor, it's like, and then it goes back down. That's what we'll do. Have you seen, um, My Life, the Michael Keaton, Nicole Kidman movie from, I think, like, '97 or something like that? But it's, he plays a guy who gets cancer, and his wife is pregnant with their only child, and it's terminal.

like he has no chance of survival, and it's hilarious. And he, uh, so he, he's seeing the stuff that is blockbuster, which has a lot of sex. Yeah, I mean, dude, I look at myself in the mirror every day, and I'm like, cool, this is what we're working with, great. I think you look great. Thanks, dude. Yeah, I want to ask both of you, what is the thing you love most about yourself? And then I'm going to tell you both what I love most about yourselves. [Laughter] Last year on my birthday, I invited all of my, I didn't ask for your life story. Last year, my birthday, invited all my closest friends, and I have, uh, all of them, all of them, yeah. And I have people, did you like, I was saying, I invited all of my closest friends, a beautiful soul comes out, y'all are beautiful, y'all shut up, oh my gosh.

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