and one on Chef feels weird. Yeah, the fact you have to recall it, it's so weird. I think you just hit this right away. Let's see it 'cause you, uh, you'll get enemies spawning during it. You lose gold, but you'll get regular enemies to spawn, and then the enemies from the pillar also give you all the gold. So, I think it's better to hit this right away. Woohoo! All right, finally. How much money does this guy give me? I wonder if he gives you the entire Shrine worth of money. I doubt it, but I'm at 4 minutes, by the way. Those things take a while, kind of weird. All right, oh, you do get a lot of money. All right, here we go. Oh, shoot, let's go. Boom, boom, boom, honestly. All right, the TP real quick. We got war bonds, though. Gain gold on stage start. That could be very nice for the next two stages. We're going to recycler too. Oh, this is the Run, boys. All Sun's going down. Oh, we have an AP printer. Shoot, s

star beautiful man beautiful oh yo if that large chest is here. If the guaranteed large chest is here, hold up nice. Come on baby, yeah we got the large chest boys. Come on, come on baby, let me see it. I'm on ah man, oh hey I like both those items though. Shipping request, do I want that? Not really. Ice band, wow. All right, that might be the Run boys. Oh aoid seed dude, ew. I appreciate the support nonetheless, thank you very much man. Oh my gosh, are these Commons? Good thing we have the recycler. Hey, that's actually really good. That'll save me on false Sun probably. All right, let's get out of here. Yeah, I'm looking forward to uh experiencing what the DLC has man. Like I again, oh that could be huge. Oh yeah, let's go baby. All right, I think we got him this time boys. Let's go baby. Are you sure about that? Oh my gosh, we got a hopo and we got another Ice band. Are you kidding me? Oh, it's so free. False sun is so dead dude.

We do have five armor piercings, which is nice, but we're kind of missing damage here for the boss. Wait, no, we're not. We have double ice man and fire band. We're chilling. Sit down, boy. Sit down, boy. Sticky bomb printer. Sticky bomb printer. Boys, hey, pay your respects all the way from over here. Let's go. Sticky bombs. Thank you forever and always. We will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever forget your sacrifice. 07 in the chat. The sticky bomb printer. All right, let's go. False son. Hey, there's a shipping request. Hold up. Got our shipping request. Always remember to Tranquility, boys. Always hit the Tranquility. All right, what do we have? Energy drink. Let's go. So big, so juicy. See you, buddy. Do's best friend. Do I need a DI? Heck no. I don't need no Do's best friend. What am I, a baby? We don't need a Dios. Come on, actually. M, I do have a lot of greens. All right, come on. Don't take my bands. Oh, E. I said don't take them, and it took

both of them. Are you kidding me? I lost so much damage off of that. Actually, that's crazy. I forgot we got poly loot on this run. Poly loot kind of cooking. Let's go. I missed. All right. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Let's go, you punk. Get him. [Music] boys. No. See you, buddy. Get poly looted, punk. Get poly looted, you little [Music] punk. Oh, he's lasering my dude. He's knocked him back as well. Wait, he like knocked him off the entire map. What the heck was that? Um, am I trolling? Am I trolling? I might be trolling. Wait, I'm dying again. What the heck, man? Lasering. What did heck is that? Yo, where my probes? There they are. Probes are back, boys. The probes are back in [Music] town. I like the new damage numbers. Uh, okay. He's not lasering me. We're good. I'm calm down. I'm going to get behind cover just in case he kills it and flicks to [Music] me, dude. Where is

he's just fighting the probes, man. What is he doing? Don't laser me. Ah, you [Music] punk. Excuse me, coming through. Wait, why? Why, dude? That does so much damage. There's no shot it does that much damage. Okay, that's overtuned. The laser beam is so overtuned. That's crazy. No, all right. Is it going to laser me or what? Oh, no abilities. [Applause] [Music] No abilities. Have to hit a pillar. There you go. I think you have to hit that. I don't know when he's going to laser again. No, stop. Don't you come around this pillar, young man. Don't you come around this pillar, young man. [Music] Stay away. Stay away. Step back. Step away. Where's the other pillar? Um, I don't have a pillar. Hello. There it is. Oh, yo. What if you have no movement items? What if you have no hobo feather, no energy drink, no go H? What are you supposed to do? Wait. [Music] What? Yeah, you have to hit those pillars to get your abilities.

back all right we got him. Let's go sit the heck down, buddy. King of the Hill, sit down, boy. Oh, I got his logbook. I got logbook on the first kill. I don't know if that's uh, o nice Nas bro. I could have roll no. Oh, I didn't realize time was pausing The Zone. That's really good. That's actually really good. I did not know time was pausing this uh. So if you have a lot of movement speed, you might want to farm this stage out cuz there are a few like large chests and stuff. False sunf fight. There You Go full fight uh dude that is kind of overtuned. I think I died to him three times before that. I think that was the fourth attempt. He's kind of overtuned um. The slams do a lot of damage. They knock you back like crazy and then if he slams you into the laser beam like slams you, you're flying back and then he laser beams you, which he can lock on at any range by the way. It's not

like you have to be close-range like a Titan. He can lock on from any distance. If you get slammed and you're in the air and you get lasered, you're just dead. All right, uh, what do I want to do? Store an item in the artifact of rebirth. Storing an item replaces any item stored within. Activating the artifact of rebirth will gift the item to the Survivor. Oh, so you get an... wait, Petra Cor. That's the moon, right? Okay, so you can send one item to the moon. What is it for any run though? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it for any run or no? If the artifact is enabled. Oh, oh, that's kind of cool. Okay, so Petore 5 is the planet. Okay, so this artifact lets you always have one item. Can I just gu a PO loot for myself? So you start each run with like a poly loot or something. Whatever you want. A Do's best friend. I can send the Dos right now. Interesting. I guess we're doing it right. Offer item. Give me my Di's best.

friend, so if I use that artifact, I should get it right. All right, oh, are we gone? Are we gone? Or is that the Run? Wait, I didn't want to be done. No, was that it? That's fine. Gifted with rebirth. I probably should have done that if I wanted to keep the round going. All right, what's the skin look like? Wa-wait, that dude, that looks pretty sick. Yo, we got to go in-game. Hold up. [Music] Cinematic. Okay, okay. I-I don't know how I feel about the color scheme. Color scheme, uh, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's like that teal trim. That's kind of cool though. Game is so cinematic. Look at that. Look how cinematic that is. Boom. [Music]

FALSE SON BOSS FIGHT - Full Final Boss Fight Uncut (RoR2 Seekers DLC)

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