oh, I actually forgot mine too. What are we going to do? We won't have anything for the party. This will ruin everything. Unless you could maybe spot us. We'll pay you back. You guys aren't using me, are you? Kim said that Kim, you can't listen to her. She's just jealous because Jake started talking to you. You know they used to date, but Jake broke up with her because she was way too obsessive. No, are you serious? Yeah, he tried to get with Megan, but she turned him down. Mhm, but Kim blames her for breaking them up. She even started all these mean rumors to get people to not like Meg.

[Music] That's where you're going. You just totally ruined my shoes. I'm so sorry. Look at yours. Of course, you don't understand. Those shoes would probably look better with coffee spilled all over them. At least your parents are getting you those Gucci shoes for your birthday. They're going to look so good on you, Megan. I know. Definitely going to need a new pair now. I'm so sorry. It was an accident. I'm new here, just looking for my class. Do you guys know where room 302 is? The rooms are numbered. Wait, of course, you can't see them. Your eyes are too [Music]. You could have told me you in this class so I could follow you. Why would I help someone who ruined my shoes? Look, I'm sorry. It was an accident. I didn't have to. Why don't you TR? Can you give me measure uh 45? The answer is 35.5. Yes, I'll be right there. Why don't you all work on the next problem and I'll be right back.

I thought Asians were supposed to be smart. I don't appreciate being stereotyped. Chill out, it's not like I said you eat dogs. I was complimenting you're more like the less rich version of London from Sweet Life. Wow and [Music] cultured. Hey Ann, nice shoes. How'd you get them? I know they're like super expensive. Yeah, um, Kim me how to buy and sell stocks to save up for a Europe trip. So with the food, drinks, decor, and DJ, it'll probably be around 5 grand. Nothing for a super successful stock investor. Um, and since you are co-hosting, you don't mind paying, right? Hey Ann, can I talk to you for a minute? What are you doing? Megan's clearly using you. It's not what it seems. She's actually really nice. She even offered to talk to Jake for me. Jake, seriously? I told you he's not a good guy. He's not what you think. He has a bad reputation, but I'm not basing it off of that. I'm basing it off of my personal experience.

with him, and can you come here? We have a question. So, we were thinking to go shopping after school when to come, but we don't have any money. Oh, right, that is a good idea, and you have to come with us. You do want to get something super new and cute for your hangout with Jake, right? Yeah, okay, let's talk about it on the way to class. Come on, June 15th can't come soon enough. I can't wait to show off our new dresses. Oh no, June 15th, that's the day I'm supposed to go to Europe. I don't think I can help with the party after all. You can't be serious, that's no way to treat your new friend, now is it? Plus, Europe can wait. This is the last bash I'm throwing before we all graduate. I guess that's a fair point. Hopefully, Kim will understand. That'll be f 2498, please. Oh no, I'm a total clut. I completely forgot my credit card. Do you girls have yours? Must forgot mine at home.

Dhar Mann being unhinged for 4 minutes straight. @DharMann #dharmann #dharmannstudios #funny

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