[Music] Hi. Uh, I have an appointment with Emily Charlton. Andrea Sachs. Yes.

Great. Human Resources certainly has an odd sense of humor. It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered.

Andrea Sachs is a fashion magazine, so an interesting...

Tell everyone she's not supposed to be here until nine. Her driver just text messaged and her facialist ruptured a disc. Got these...

people... [Music] I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. No, I'm so...

sorry, Miranda. I actually did... Continue your incompetence. Do not interest me. Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that...

girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. This is...found. Don't let her see you. Could you go take...

Who are you? Uh, my name is Andy Sachs. I recently graduated from Northwestern University.

Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant.

So you don't read Runway? Uh, no. And before today you had never heard...

of me? No. And you have no style or sense of fashion. Well, um, I think that depends on what you're...

know. That wasn't a question. I was editor-in-chief of the Daily Northwestern. I also, um, won a national competition for...

college journalists with my series on the janitors' union, which exposed the exploitation of... Yeah, you know. Okay.

You're right. I don't fit in here. I...don't know that much about fashion, but I'm smart, I learn fast, and I will work...

Got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth, but the problem is with that huge feathered headdress...

[Music] Wait, you got a job at a fashion magazine? That pays the rent? [Music] Decided to kill the autumn jacket story.

for September, and she's pulling up the Sedona shoe from October. You need to come to the office right this second and

you pick up her coffee order on the way. Now, hello? Where are you? Oh, I'm almost there. [Music]

Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something? I hope you know that this is a very difficult job.

Okay, first of all, you and I answer the phones. The phone must be answered every single time it rings.

I mean, you get coffee and you run errands, yet I'm in charge of her schedule, her appointments, and her

expenses, and, um, most importantly, um, I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall. I'm going to

the art department to give them the book. This is the book. Now, it is a mock-up of everything in the current issue,

and we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night, and she—don't touch it—she returns it to us in the morning with

her notes. The second assistant is supposed to do this, but Miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her house, so until

she decides that you're not a total psycho, I get the lovely task of waiting around for the book.

I guess an eight-and-a-half-dollar-an-hour job hires me; knows what I look like. Do you, family?

[Applause] I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein. Okay, what kind of skirts do you use?

Please bore someone else with your questions. Okay. [Music] [Music] Hello? Right, come on. Miranda just pushed the run

through up a half an hour. She's always 15 minutes early. No, I just—it's just baffling to me why

is it so impossible to put together something funny? No, no, no, no. Nothing's, you know, it's just

Both those belts look exactly the same to me. You know, I'm still learning about this stuff, and uh, this...

stuff. Okay, I see you think this has nothing to do with you. What you don't know is that that sweater

is not just blue; it's not turquoise, it's not lapis; it's actually cerulean.

And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. I'm going to filter down

through the department stores and then trickle down, down into some tragic casual corner where you no doubt fished

it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs, and it's sort of comical how you think

that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when in fact you're wearing a sweater that was

selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff. Well, good morning, Miranda! Isaac!

[Music] My flight has been cancelled. It's some absurd weather problem. I need to get home tonight; the twins have

a recital tomorrow morning at school. From Miami to New York? Yes, I know there's a hurricane.

Nothing is flying out. What do you mean, nothing is flying out? Please, it's just... I don't know...drizzling.

But so often they turn out to be disappointing and, um, stupid. I said to myself, 'Go ahead,

take a chance; hire the smart, fat girl.' I had hope. My God, I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me

more than, um, more than any of the other silly girls. Um, I really did everything I could think of.

Uh, that's all. [Music] And that's my problem because... Oh, wait, no, it's not my problem. I don't know what...

else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged. She doesn't even say

thank you. But if I do something wrong, so quit? What, quit? I can get another girl to take your job

in five minutes, one who really wants it. No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair, but I, you know, I'm just saying that

I would just like a little credit for the fact that I'm killing myself trying.

Ah, Andy, be serious. You are not trying.

You are whining, and you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead and give you a gold star on your

homework at the end of the day? Wake up, sweetheart.

knew what I could do. Nigel [Music] and a poncho. You'll take what I give you and you'll

Okay. Now, Chanel, you're in desperate need of Chanel.

Darling, shall we? We have to get to the beauty department, and God knows how long that's going to take.

I mean, I just knew from the moment I saw her she was going to be a complete and utter disaster.

[Music] Miranda Priestly's office. No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word.

Okay, thanks. Bye. Are you wearing the Chanel boots? Yeah, I am. [Music] [Music] Uh, I'm Andy. I'm picking up from Miranda

Priestly. [Music] Christian Thompson? Christian Thompson? You're kidding. No, you're

You write for like every magazine I love. I actually, I reviewed your collection of essays from my college newspaper. What do

you do? Oh, well, I want to work for somewhere like The New Yorker, Vanity Fair. I am a writer, too.

Is that right? That would be thank you. That would be great. So, because she cursed her lips, he's

going to change his entire collection. It's the only one that matters. Call my husband and confirm dinner at Pastis. Done. And I'll need a change of

clothes. Well, I've already messaged your outfit over to the chute to my home tonight.

Have Emily give me the key. [Music] Guard this with your life. Of course, Andrea. You do not talk to anyone,

you do not look at anyone. You open the door and you walk across the foyer and you leave the book on the table with the

flowers. [Music] Is that door to the left? [Music] It's okay. No, no. We can't. What? Or you

could bring the book upstairs. Emily does it all the time. I sat there waiting for you for almost

an hour. That the cell phones didn't work; nobody could get a signal out. And I knew what everyone in that restaurant was

thinking: There he is, waiting for her again. But Miranda, about last night... I need the new Harry Potter book for the twins.

Okay, okay. I'll go down to Barnes & Noble right now. Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?

Not that I can recall. We have all the *published* Harry Potter books. Twins want to know what happens next.

If you want the unpublished manuscript... well, we know everyone in publishing. It shouldn't be a problem, should it?

And you can do anything, right? She doesn't get it. No, I can call freakin' J.K. Rowling. I'm not

gonna get a copy of that book. My girls are leaving on the train for their grandmother's at four, so the book better

be here no later than three. Of course, yes. I know it's impossible to get, but... well, I was wondering if you could make

The impossible, possible. [Music] Hi, you probably don't remember me, but we met at James Holt's party. I'm a random

president's Harry Potter manuscript. Oh, you're kidding? Uh, sorry to ask, but I am desperate.

Just tell her it can't be done. You'll you'll have to come up with a Plan B.

It does take an engine. B- oh, I don't want that. I'm having lunch with Irv. I'll be

back at three. Oh, and if you don't have that Harry Potter book by then, don't even bother coming back.

No, really. Monuments should be erected in my honor. You didn't? Oh, yes. A friend of a friend

does the cover art, and she happens to have the manuscript. Like, you want this thing, you better hurry. I'll make sure this ain't Regis.

[Music] You have one hour. [Music] One copy? What are my twins gonna do with that?

Share? Oh, no. I made two copies and had them cover-reset and bound so that they wouldn't look like manuscripts. This

is an extra copy to have on file, you know, just in case. Well, where are these fabulous copies? I

don't see them. There was a twins now on the train on the way to Grandma's. I'm going

How's the cold doing? Like death warmed up, actually. Oh, God. It's the benefit tonight. I've been looking forward to it for months. I

refuse to be sick. I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud! Right. Well, everybody will be leaving

soon to get ready, so I suggest you go and drop Miranda's Fendi bag off at the showroom, and then I

suppose you can just go home. Yeah. Oh wow, Emily. I thought that only the first assistant went to the benefit. Only when the first

Assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus or a viral plague. That's all right. These are all of the guests, Miranda.

Invites everyone. Now we have to make sure that they all think that she knows exactly who they are.

Tonight. Don't be silly, Andrea. These two... [Music] Oh, thank you. [Music] Oh, um...

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