trick-or-treat founded in the 99-cent shop in Chinatown. I didn't know they actually made a mask from that movie. Did you? When'd you get back to the city? Well, it's Halloween. Seeing as though that used to be our thing, I thought I'd hit you up. Great, Darlene. I haven't seen you in a long time either. I'd love to hang out. Next time, call first. I'm going out. Come on, you don't go out. I don't mean not in a [ __ ] way. I just mean, you know, you're... you look... if this is you needing a place to stay, you can crash on the couch, and it won... I wouldn't say that if I wasn't being serious. Please hang out with me tonight for real. I need this. Do you have to wear that grody old mask? It's totally not cheap. It's father's. He wore it on his yacht five New Years ago. We were a mile off Catalina. Duh. It was my... I mean, clearly what the film is doing is

debunking the notion that American society is a classless meritocracy. My ass, along with the oligarchy. God, it's like us and the three seeders are the only idiots to actually watch this thing growing up. This is definitely the root of all of our psychological dysfunction. You still having them? Why is that always your go-to with me? I mean, trust me, in this day and age, it's sicker not having panic attacks since one did. Pretending everything's okay suddenly become the almighty norm. Jesus, okay, I don't normally say this, but I've got to Instagram this. People need to know this movie exists. I'm really into papadom these days. What about you? You want to do Indian? I hacked Postmates proxy that supports the APN for my boyfriend's cell carrier. Now does the URL rewrite and sends every Postmates.com request to my affiliate link, meaning I get 10 coupons every time I suck orders anything. What's your deal? That lame infosec gig scared you straight? No man, got fired.

now I'm seeing the shrink hold the [ __ ] up. What does a shrink have to do with this? I was on this project pen testing, kept finding holes in the system. Wasn't my fault they sucked, but it was my job to keep hacking till it was hacker-proof. I think it was the night of Memorial Day weekend. Everybody wanted to go home, their parties, their clubs, their vacations, but they couldn't because of me. So when they couldn't lock down the servers, they decided to lock down my ass instead. In the server room after a few hours, fell asleep, woke up, all the servers in the room were destroyed. I didn't remember doing it. Judge made me go to therapy for anger management. Guess it's official, I'm crazy. You want to know who's crazy? Those Wall Street psychos. Okay, you'll find something better. Angela's trying to hook me up with a job and all safe. You see mom, not really. You [ __ ] no, she still shits on dad every time I talk to her.

I wish I remembered him better. You want to see something holy. [ __ ] Is this put it on [Music] put it on [Music] oh my god okay wait put this on too why because I asked you to [Music] uh [Music] maybe I should take the job I'd all say I could be a trojan horse a good way to take them down who [Music] evil court okay I can't tell if you're joking behind that mask with the right access [Music] saw the right malware [Music] trash their backups we could corrupt all their data I bet it wouldn't even be that hard no no the hard part would be after during the fallout that's the key the follow-through they'd have an opportunity to reset rebuild their database we couldn't let them it'd be tempting to lay off them afterwards but that's when you have to go in for more the public's confidence in them would have to be completely destroyed in order to really finish them off.

that's the only way it would work, dude. You're freaking me out. I mean, don't get me wrong, taking them down changes the world. [Music] Is this something you've actually thought about? [Music] You there? [Music] You.

Crazy Who? | Mr. Robot

Crazy Who? | Mr. Robot