this guy Haman. Are you still here, guy Amon? Are you impatiently waiting for fireworks, Charlie? Oh, hello, and Norm in Bangor, Pennsylvania. Hello, yay, Missy Rd. Welcome. We're making our way out to our spots. It's time for fireworks here in Coney Island. Good to see you there, Grif. Share this out with friends. Share it out. Do me a favor. Good to see you there, Grif. Welcome. Only I was at night less than 90 days. Well, sorry. I started. I started three minutes late. Sorry about that. What's going on out here? What's going on out here? And we might have a special. We might have a special taste testing in a little bit. Good to see you there, Tracy. Tracy. Tracy Taylor. Hello. Wow, dude. This guy's rhyming fast for a dead-end street. Yeah, this. But let's piss off the Uber driver who almost hit me. These guys want to drive down an empty shot one-way street here. You shouldn't be. Should have drove down here to begin with, so I'm not gonna.

move [Music] you like driving like that, like go crazy like that, like what the is a dead-end street, where the are you going dude. Alright, 88 days ago, keep it. I better not get that guy for my Uber driver because I'm gonna give him a negative star hippo. Good to see you there, Oscar [Applause] [Music]. Alright, a lot of people out here today. Yeah, that guy, good to see you, Brandon. Sorry, it's PG-13 today, folks. I could imagine guy Hammond, he bet he better not. He better not seriously. That Wooper driver better not get me as a customer later on tonight. I'm just saying, if he comes, I will literally, yeah, I will have them come in front. I will cancel the ride directly in front of them and I'll be like, You're getting a shitty stuff, like no star review. I hate when they drive that fast down a dead-end street. So, it's a dead-end street, you're not gonna find anything. Alright, onto the boardwalk we go.

good to see a Marta video. Does look great. We got to make sure we stay in a good signal area though, so we're gonna make our way down towards the aquarium. This is where we end up, but it's nuts out here. Hello, use people, people NYPD 60th precinct, 68 precincts keeping us safe. Where's the ballpark behind me? Good to see you, Marta. [Music] In this direction is the aquarium, and behind me is the ballpark. [Music] Are you was here a few hours ago? She just stayed out here, man. Unless you have curfew. Do you have a curfew? We're going to try to hit it on the crowd, yeah. Make sure we're in a good cell signal area here so we keep the signal nice and strong. The signal looks really strong, which is good. Yes, yesterday at 9:45, will most likely 10 o'clock, 9:45, were most likely 10 o'clock, but good to see you, Darren. We got to build up the anticipation. We have to

build up the anticipation. Miss Pookie's in the house. Good to see you, Miss Pookie. Thanks for tuning on. And Cecilia is in the house. I hear that breath. Okay, brain really have so many fireworks Fridays left, so make sure you come out here for at least one. Good to see my dog Indy out there in Huntington Beach, California. All right, you're making our way out. I'm all full of beer and burgers. Big crowd out here for the fireworks tonight. Say what? Big crowds out here, and you're stuck in the middle with me. That's right, that's right. The last week will be the last Friday in August. Last Friday in August is the last fireworks Friday. Camera doesn't want to focus. Come on, folk. Focus, focus, camera, focus. There we go. Want that camera to focus. Good to see you, Dave. Welcome. What a lot of people out on the beach. Did people get the memo that the beach is the best place to see the fireworks? Say that blew off in the distance. That is the aquarium with this new shark tank. Highly

recommend it. Can't live stream in there though. There's a bunch of fish, fish life support services, which hinders the signal from underneath inside the shark tank. Good to see you, Billy Day. Thanks for being a human being with opposable thumbs. Wow, what? There's nothing on Periscope [Laughter]. There's nothing to watch on Periscope. Don't you want to watch the Skokie Awards and that Yeti guy talk about some people who I've never heard of before? And is there every... does she want to watch some hearts, some video with horrible resolution? And hey, I'll be there before you know it, right? Yeah [Laughter]. Somebody DM me on Twitter the other day. It's like, I haven't seen you scoping, and I was like, Don't you know I've been kicked off this scope? I think they were just childhood me anyway, but I played into it. Good to see it, Hass. I had two of those beers. See what the four beers, two of the

four beers onto the mat we go. [Music] The cash app crowd, yes, good to see you there, nibs. Wow, look at all the boats. That's a boats out on the water tonight, nummies. We're gonna get a good burn at the end of the fireworks tonight. That's good and remembered names. It's Dutch nibs. It's Dutch. It's Dutch for the people who want to connect dots and ducks. It's touch like a Dutch mat, like a Dutch masters over here. You got a Dutch. That was a good impression. All my impressions are perfect. Perfect. All right, we are now 942. There you go. What is it, Friday? Private parts night on Periscope. I think it might be. Is it every night private parts on Periscope? [Laughter] Well, every night is vertical video night on Periscope. So everyone loves doing vertical video Periscope. Like I was watching, um, somebody shared out like this, like the sunrise. And the sunrise would have been amazing if it was shot in widescreen.

they were you're shooting it in portrait, and then the funniest thing is that the scoper goes, I want to try to get this all in for you guys, and I'm like, Turn the phone to the side, and you can get everything in the shot. Always norm, yes, periscope after dark, that's right. All right, let's look me up low tide. We have a ridiculously strong signal right here. Here it comes, here comes the skyline of Coney Island. There it is. So tonight, I rode the Thunderbolt, I rode the Astro Tower, and I rode the Cyclone. 54 minutes, yes, t teri, and yes, always our favor, favor be the planets have aligned. Every night they align here in Coney Island. There we go, try to keep his camera in focus. Damn it, camera doesn't want to focus for the life of it. There we go, 9:45. Um, oh look, looks like Vegas. Yes, almost looks like Vegas. Yes, it makes their manhood look larger, absolutely. How many Cyclone rides just

two just two just two cyclone rides. Are you talking about the parachute? The parachute jump is a relic from the 1939-1940 World's Fair. It was brought over here in 1941. I forgot the name of the guy who designed it, but he designed it because he wanted to train people how to jump out of planes. Unless he turned it into a ride, the ride was never profitable and it closed for business in 1964 when Steeplechase Park closed. If you get the nerve, you'll do the Thunderbolt. You too, Thunderbolt really good. There it is right over there, that loop, that church churning colors [Music]. Thunderbolt's fantastic. I rode Thunderbolt today. I only worked under boat once because the people who were running right, oh right on time, holy cow, right time, 9:45 on the dot. Good to see a black rose enjoy another fireworks Friday here at Coney Island. Here we go, what the hell are those? Those are just all going right down at the hell of

those all right. I don't know. I don't know. That looks correct. That's one that looked weird. Well, all right. There you go. Yeah. And then look right. Right. I look a little too low to the ground. Well, I know. I know the guys who run these fireworks, watch livestreams. So you guys won't. If you guys in the comments, someone tell me what the hell just happened. I would be greatly appreciated. They're a company from New Jersey, laughing. Sam's good to see you. It's for tuning on it and glad you're enjoying the show. And here attention [Music]. Good to see you, Matt. Oh [Music] [Music]. Almost, almost. Oh, nice. It's a ferry over for the fireworks. Nice. Now we have a new ferry that takes you out to the Rockaways, which is really nice. Nice light breeze coming off the water right now. Those loud ones. Absolutely, Gail. But there is a smiley faces [Music]. Oh, Vale's variety. Good to see you. Thanks for tuning on end over the Coney Island.

here in Brooklyn, New York City. [Music] [Music] Oh, okay, that was kind of a dud. [Applause] Oh, here we go. Oh my, what? That was good, but that was gonna be the grand finale, I guess not. [Music] [Music] Thank you so much, thank you so much, Sam. This has to be the ground for now. Whoa, that's a new one, that's a new one. Guys are really going down into the sand. Wow, huh, there we go. [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] Born on tape, Lazio. There you have it, another fireworks Friday in the books. [Laughter] Okay, hey, good, seems pretty good. Show your mother, welcome my dog, ND. Hopefully the audio was good, right? Like that audio, that the wind muff is on the microphone right now. The wind muff is on the microphone. Weather permitting, we'll be back here next Friday, so don't forget to tune on in. If you see your first time here, you're new to the channel, make sure

you have a notification bell turned on because I don't know when the hell I'm gonna go on ice. All the boats begin to scurry, amazing as always, Tracy. Thank you so much, Hardy Nibs. And you see why we hang out here, nice spot away from the human being, well, somewhat away from the human beings. You more the welcome guy, hammer ready. Alright guys, not in Coney Island this time, it's okay, a NASCAR fan next time, but from the beach here in front of the aquarium here at Coney Island, here in New York City. This is Dutch, my signing off. Have a fantastic New York J, whether you live here or not. I want you to hug your loved ones, cherish the moments, and good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. I'll see you guys soon. I might come back on a little bits. We might do a special livestream with Xander Lovecraft, so stay tuned because I might be right back on in a few minutes. I'll see you guys soon.

folks, I hope I don't get that Uber driver either, for his sake. Anyway, I'll see you guys soon, folks. Bye.

🔴Live | Coney Island Fireworks Friday 7/26/19

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