[Applause] Oh, well, looky lookie here! Another bird for me to tear to shreds! I love these stupid things.

Let's go get them. Uh, you know what's weird? I keep getting closer, but he's not getting any

smaller. Huh. Must be an optical illusion. What the—what the hell is that on his face? An axe? Uh, well, no, I wasn't

looking at you; uh, I was looking over there. What is that? A squirrel? Yeah, over there. Oh yeah, um, yeah, buddy. I no, no, I

wasn't, I wasn't looking at you. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, there, eat up. Yeah. Uh, no, don't wor—oh, no, no, don't mind

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