What's up, guys? Welcome to the Daily Dropout. I'm Laura, and this is Awkward Phone Calls on That Scale, later part five. No, he told me he was into girls who are dominant, so I pissed on his face and woke him up. Ya know, he's not even returning any of my calls or texts anymore. Well, what should I do? Yeah, I've tried that. You think? No, my boyfriend told me he likes the smell of my farts. Yeah, he makes me fart in his face all the time now. I'm pretty sure he's gonna get pinkeye, or at least he has it right now, but he still makes me fart in it. No, it's not weird. Yeah, I mean, of course I'm gonna keep doing it. Last night, me and my boyfriend made spaghetti, and we fed each other with our feet. Yeah, we showered; they were obviously clean. Now someone goes over here, but yeah, it's like something to try and experiment, you know? No, my therapist told me I needed to masturbate more.

but these will mean you wanted evidence. I know that's weird, right? [Music] Now I see him like twice a week. I mean, I don't know. I don't think, yeah, pretty much, yeah, dude. I can officially fit seven of his layers up my butt. I tried for eight, but it almost like ripped, so I just stopped. No, I know. I think I'm gonna try again tomorrow, see if I can get all eight of them in. Yeah, yeah, dude. My boyfriend told me if he catches me [__] in his sink one more time, he's going to end things with me. No, dude, it's better than shaking a toilet. It's more comfortable. I just got back from the hospital. I tried to stick a cucumber up my butt last night, and it got stuck. I know, no, not even. That was pretty girthy, yeah, yeah, dude. I tried it out last night, and I can officially queef 32 times in one minute. I know that's record-breaking. I'm gonna keep trying it to see how many

I can get now in a minute. Yeah, I know. No, last night was like the seventh time my dog licked my frog while I was sleeping naked. Yeah, I don't know why he keeps doing it, but it kind of tickles. So now, wait, you got one stuck in your butt. A Lego dude, you should probably go to the hospital. I don't know, dude. Maybe try a vacuum to try sucking it out. I don't know, deadlight. Try it. Hey guys, I'm actually just messing around. We're just so minute funny YouTube video awkward phone calls on an escalator. But um, are you Kofi? Use that for the video. Awesome, thank you. Hey guys, I'm just messing around. We're actually just making an awkward phone calls on the escalator. Pray, but don't you guys quote me. Use that for the videos. Awesome, thank you. Alright guys, thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed. Don't forget to give us a thumbs up, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram. [Music]

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